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Ye olde blow job. In other news, sleep is apparently a thing not happening to me tonight.
vintage-addicted: Silly hat time? Silly hat time. Yes.
vintage-addicted: Another lovely example of the total nonchalance and non-performance of Victorian/Edwardian erotic photography I love so much.
Ye olde 69
And speaking of garish prints in eye-searing combinations holy jesus, what the fuck was wrong with people?! My eyessssssssss
I could talk about the hats. I could talk about the religious fetishism. I could talk about her bored expression or the hideous couch or the fact that backdrop makes even less goddamn sense than normal but every time I look at this picture the only thing
Several photographs of that lesbian foursome stitched together for your viewing pleasure. In other news, it’s fucking cold here, I can’t feel my feet and I hate winter.
vintage-addicted: Obligatory horn-blowing double entendre
Look at this suave motherfucker with his ‘chops and his snazzy coat and his arm in a damn fencing position. There’s a penis/sword metaphor in there somewhere but I’m too distracted by his glorious manliness to find it.
vintage-addicted: In which man legs continue to be the most awkwardly entertaining thing on this tumblr to me. The only way this could be better is if he was wearing sock garters.
In celebration of getting straight A’s my first term of grad school, have a a glorious confluence of a Silly Hat Woman, striped socks with garters, horrifying prints and a wonderful mustache. Ahhh, yes, delicious.
vintage-addicted: Someday I’m actually going to do a compilation post of all the pictures I’ve found of Victorian chicks sitting naked on swings. Someday.
You guys. His beard. His. Fucking. Beard. Every time I see it, it’s just as good.
I guess that chick finally got so bored she fell asleep…
vintage-addicted: Hello and happy new year! I am in vacation in the damp Northwest! Have some proof that someone at one point thought it would be a good idea to make a dress out of something that looks like a bedspread in a hunting lodge! …actu
vintage-addicted: I’m like…70% sure he’s licking her teeth. Also they’re wearing matching socks?
kebechet: I’m experiencing Ass Envy. Ah the oh-so-difficult “Do I want that, or do I want to tap that?” question. …Pretty sure it’s “tap that”…
grandma-did-it: Another set assembled from pieces that came from different sources. I love it when people put photosets together so I don’t have to.
Blah blah blah dildo, blah blah blah chastity belt, I have nothing of import to say but holy fuck do I want those stockings.
I’m pretty sure this hat beats out the chicken hat for the Sheer and Utter Ugliness Award. Which, let me tell you, I did not think could possibly be done.
Every time I see a photo from this set I am disappointed anew that the numbers on his collar aren’t 69. Because I am secretly a twelve year old boy.
vintage-addicted OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I FOUND IT THIS IS THE BEST OF THINGS
happybdsm: (Via Chross) Literally everything about this picture makes me happy.
This chair why is this chair why Also, props to the hilarious proto-photoshop ejaculate. But mostly why chair why
Yep, still the ugliest hat ever…maybe she’s praying for God to give her better taste in headgear… Also guess who had another photoshoot this weekend, I will at some point soon subject you to more pictures of myself, mwahahahaaaa
Everything about this picture is just…SO awkward.
I really have nothing to say, I just think these ladies are adorable.
I live in hope that one day I will come across a picture from this set that has oral sex happening, so I can make some sort of “____, it’s what’s for dinner” joke.
Can it be? Another Naked Swing Woman? Ah, yes, today is a good day, my friends.
In which we see more of silly hat man’s glorious mustache. I do love a good Victorian mustache.
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I like to think this spindly legged table collapsed shortly after this picture was taken, giving everyone involved a great story to tell at the pub. Seriously, that table cannot be safe.
I really don’t understand how in every single picture from this set, this chick looks like some sort of saint looking devotedly at Jesus or whatever. Woman, what is your face.
Somehow, this feels like an awkward selfie. Ye Olde Unenthusiastic Snapchat.
Adorable ladies with their adorable stockings being adorable.
I’m trying to come up with a good name for this kind of strangely athletic posing. Sexcrobatics? Sex-pilates? Sexercise? What do you think?
There is just too much going on in on this set and it’s giving me a headache. Rug pattern, crochet stockings, a painted fan, a pillow covered in rope for some ungodly reason… I need an advil.
Right. I’m officially naming this woman St. Teresa. Thanks @mdwmffn.
How you know I’m in this for the fashion and not the sex: I recognize pictures from this set not by their faces but by the flossing on her corset. If she ever takes it off I’m doomed.
I have survived Plague Part Two! Have a woman getting fucked whilst wearing a ridiculous bonnet! Huzzah!
Ok, yeah, I have come to love and appreciate the insane busy-ness of Victorian print mash-ups in a totally ironic manner, but then sometimes it hits me that someone actually put all this together on purpose because they thought it looked nice. And then
One of these days I swear I will do a round up of every picture I have found where they’re looking back at the camera like “Did it go off? I don’t know if it went off. How do we tell if it worked.â€
About time for another one of these, I think.
omg her face
talk about your awkward selfie…
“Only in very instances do women experience one tithe of the sexual feeling which is familiar to most men. Many of them are entirely frigid, and not even in marriage do they ever perceive any real desire.” -Dr. George H. Napheys, The Transmiss
and this collection of patterns is still just as baffling as ever
I’ve had this sitting in my drafts for like a year and I can’t come up with anything witty to say. She’s gorgeous and I’ve been trying to replicate that hairstyle for MONTHS.
Inspecting the merchandise, perhaps…
apparently this is a thing?
antiquatedlust: http://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/6473111 (Please try not to remove source.) another woman combing her pubic hair. as you do. apparently.
Things I love about this picture: His hat His confused and slightly concerned expression Her expression that says she is all about this, yes His delicately crossed ankles Palm fronds??
“…in reference to passion in women. A vulgar opinion prevails that they are creatures of like passions with ourselves; that they experience desires as ardent, and often as ungovernable, as those with lead to so much evil in our sex.” -Dr.
Breakfast is served.
Hello I swear I am not dead it’s just finals and holidays and things, have some lesbians. Or they might be bisexual. You never know.
I HAVE FINISHED MY MASTER’S CAPSTONE PROJECTHAVE…WHATEVER THIS IS IN CELEBRATION
vintage-eros: Pushing her buttons, circa 1880s France. whaaaat the fuck are they lying on. is that a rag rug? is that the victorian version of a shag rug? what is going on. i need an adult.
historicaerotica: La Goulue Happy New Year’s Eve! Have a celebratory Naked Swing Lady!
