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“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making into shoes.” Submitted by britishentertainmentobsession.
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how big?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number under a dish.”
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough of you.”
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing else.”
“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in bed?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’m what people DO!”
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I have an app that can steal anything… including your heart.”
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted by atsometimemasters.
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll still tell you bedtime stories.”
“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with my Bee Gees ringtone.”
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of TVs just because you missed me.”
“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your ‘guns.’”
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embarrassedboys:“You did WHAT with our clothes??”scene courtesy of “Bachelor Weekend” (AKA Stag)
It was one kingdom, once
janinehawkins:“The stag!”
el-mago-de-guapos: Andrew Scott, Michael Legge,Hugh O’Conor, Peter McDonald, Brian Gleeson & Andrew Bennett The Stag (2013)
