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scienceisbeauty: Of course surely this is not the last word, but it might be close… (8(º)- Via Trust me, I am “Mechanical Engineer” “We have models in our heads of reality and to the extent these models are an accurate fit, we shall be successful.”
monoscribbles: monoscribbles: SEND PETER TO SHADOW REALM AND DATE ME INSTEAD…. please………. (I can’t portray her beauty accurately, she was literally a goddess, I am sorry)
This is probably the most accurate picture of myself I will ever post. Right down to the hairy stomach sticking out from under my shirt and the jeans with the knees worn out of them. Not to mention the beer cans strewn around on the floor.
jaclcfrost: what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
jaclcfrost:what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
karmasex: bepeu: um my friend sent this to me n ok……… hot fresh bread is not an insult ……… an earth sign made these this is so accurate… and SO fucking funny
this is far too accurate tbh and it’s given me a lot to think about
madgastronomer: elodieunderglass: finoliatav: elodieunderglass: rachelladytietjens: elodieunderglass: So I had the strangest dream this weekend and nobody understands me so I need to share it with you because you might. Press J to skip this post
feedergirl27: extrabaggageclaim: Updated gaining guide! If you have critique or questions, let me know! If there;s two things I want from this, it’s that the next one be more accurate, and effective, and to help people gain weight the way they want
hrm00: I want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing
starting-to-feel-just-right: 1hat3u: hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof I’ve never seen anything so accurate though
elderscrollsexplained: A real-life recreation of the Mysterium Xarxes! Made of genuine parchment and aged to be accurate as to how it is seen in skyrim as of 4E 201. Contact me on my etsy if you are interested in custom aged parchments/maps of the elder
knotsandwaves: One night, I will wake up at three AM And I will roll over Into your arms. You will rub my back Until I fall back to sleep. I will wait for that.
hypnobabble: teasetoys: Here’s an artist’s impression of @hypnobabble and @breakitdownnat Stunningly accurate. She could make me her bitch without even trying. Hmmmm… We, looks like I got some work to do…
jimahn: Guys I’m doing it again. I started a new project yesterday with Cia from Hyrule Warriors, earlier today I animated some ponies, and just now I put this together. Someone put a gun to my head and make me focus on one thing at a time.v Accurate
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mcspifferson: shoomlah: I can’t explain it, but reinterpreting Disney princess outfits through a more historically accurate lens really, really appeals to me. Beauty and the Beast has always hovered hesitantly in the late 18th century (especially
Nothing makes me more uncomfy on a kink meme than “I’m not looking for an accurate trans* portrayal here. I just want porn featuring [something really gross that probably uses really offensive language for people’s genitals]”
astormofsansas: lukecastellan: to the people who never followed me during game of thrones season? welcome to the most intense 10 weeks of your life. #my mixed feelings on this show will confuse and terrify you
bad-luck-and-trouble: theprincessallieee: naughtysalamander: male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot Accurate I moan 💁🏼 I cry. Bc I know it’ll be a while before
ineffablebadwolf:Tentoo: Rose sometimes talks in her sleep, its adorableRose, asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… i think the fuck not…
greelin:what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
looceyloo: Pearl, the Oath of Devotion Paladin (PEARLadin!), Dueling fighting style. This was the most obvious choice to me! I thought about it and a rogue build could work, and might be more mechanically accurate. But the image of Pearl as a paladin
beltsquid: morgrana: dO YOU EVEr SAY SOMETHING AS A JOKE AND IT ACCIDENTALLY HURTS SOMEONE’S FEELINGS AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE #TO ME THE SHARK IS VERY ESPECIALLY ACCURATE BECAUSE#FRIEND NO#FRIEND IM SORRY#I JUST PUT YOU IN MY MOUTH BECAUSE I WANTED
did-you-kno: Source This is me and this is accurate! lol but I do vent to real physical people too haha thanks friends
monoscribbles: monoscribbles: monoscribbles: SEND PETER TO SHADOW REALM AND DATE ME INSTEAD…. please………. (I can’t portray her beauty accurately, she was literally a goddess, I am sorry)
unfuckyourhabitat: fernbabie: I turned my frustration with myself into art. I feel like this is really important for people to see. I’ve been saying depression and mess go hand-in-hand for years, but so many people feel like they’re alone in it.
lolsofunny: lolfunniest: to me this is an extremely accurate visual description of tumblr and what we do here. (lol here!)
axonmanage: little-miss-boxie: When improvement hits you like— This is one of the most accurate things I’ve seen. Happened to me this summer and keeps happening wahhh
homoerotic-confections: to me this is an extremely accurate visual description of tumblr and what we do here.
fawn-kinq: fawn-kinq: this is it i’m going to play skyrim for the first time wish me luck THERE ARE BEARS THERE ARE BEARS AND THEY ARE ON FIRE AND THEY ARE CHASING ME
cutest-kitten: newt-ofthe-maze:xamazingphanx: death-of-atropos: pfdiva: smooshypie: don’t say nice things to me or i get flustered and start crying I reblogged this from an absolute cute. i feel Completely accurate Nice messages/comments
evaded: I hate when you like something on tumblr to look at it later but when you actually go back to find it, it’s buried within one million other posts and you’re just sitting here like ‘oh’
45-9mm-5-56mm: ronin134: furkadurka: wndllfull: Tavor Assault Rifle (TAR-21); Accurate Combat Rifle (ACR) & HKG36all in .223 Remington That’s a scar not and acr And it looks like a 308 to me Yep
Niece sent Mr. Crude a couple of selfies with the message, “Nerdy student here! To be more accurate, nerdy horny student here. I suspect you’ll want to come over and spank me or something.”
wifey-aesthetics: marriedmillennials2: If your husband passes you in the kitchen and doesn’t slap your ass……does he even live there?? 😆😂 accurate for me hahaha Will be me for sure
lapfoxs: all-that-is-pokemon: My brother just sent this to me. The bottom part is so accurate I can’t even. TRANSFER IT TO POKEMON X/Y AND PET THEM IN POKEMON AMI
bubblebathdoll: sophrph: working in retail About 100% accurate
oh my gosh the dragon thing had this describing it anD ITS SO FUCKING ME I CANNOT ‘You look after your friends and tend to their needs. For example, you probably lend your friends money or do favors for them without asking for anything in return. You
chaztheweasel: i’m sorry but @jen-iii and her buddies will sometimes refer to Garnet as something along the lines of yuri fists of fury and it makes me laugh every god damn time These fists were made to be gay
itsninjam: tedmosbyisnotajerk: if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK