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A while back I was reading something where someone was lamenting how we never got much of a backstory for BoJack’s dad while they went in depth into his mom’s backstory and they went on a rant that was basically like “of course they want us to like
they are 2 funny 4 me
prince-hongbin: i love how i treat my favorite groups like they’re my babies when 99.9999% of them are older than i am
I always hate posts that are like“This person from history was trans! They were a bank robber and they murdered like 25 people! How cool is that!”“trans 👏 positive 👏 history 👏”“What a role model I bet those people they killed deserved
Feels like people on tumblr go at someone who’s been called out for like, a week then get bored if they don’t delete their account. 4lung discourse just kinda came and went lmao, they’re literally a pedophile who supports other pedophiles and they
goldhornsandblackwool: kitbulls: dccomicing: ratliker1917: ratliker1917: vladtheunfollower, who is 32 and spends most of her waking time having meltdowns about teenage trans girls btw, commenting this on one of my posts is insanely funny because
tooiconic:How do you not hook up after a conversation like this
microfilament:i once asked my mom why stuff the 80s was so uniquely cheesy and she said that back in the day people just liked stuff unironically. they went to go see a movie and they liked it. they heard a song on the radio and they liked it. they bought
my gourds look kinda creepy and i like it 👻🍂💕
miaman: reasons why people multiship they like a character and want to see how they act around certain other characters they like to explore different relationship dynamics they like to have different pairings to suit their mood it’s fun it’s a
hardisonparker: im so tired of all the ‘their bodies fit perfectly together’ stuff like where’s the ‘they tried spooning for like 20 minutes but they couldnt find a position where at least one arm wasnt awkwardly squished and they got overheated
zubat: One time I tipped an artist I hired for a commission and they cried. They said I was the first person who had ever tipped them in their almost 2 years of selling commissions. They were so shocked that I liked their art enough to leave a tip. They
roughly9000: I don’t like relationships like they see each other for the first time and the guy’s like “Soo you wanna go out?” nah nah I like when people meet and become friends and there’s character development and they GO THROUGH THINGS TOGETHER
ssjgssjgoku: the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what
lemondifficult: Man it really tickles me how many years women were banned from fighting in the military and now men are turning around and blaming the fact that only men have to register for the draft on feminists Like??? Buddy… You’re never gonna
bootyscientist2: I remember a white kid in my class talking about how his parents made 320k combined and they still “struggle” and thinking to myself: “It’s probably because they don’t know how to manage their fucking money and live above their
wing-weaver-z: wing-weaver-z: Marvel directors: Even when actors like Chris Evans do their own stunts, we make sure they’re VERY wired in and rehearse a lot before filming. We also add dangerous weapons in in post so there’s no chance of danger,
arunima:fake relationship is such a good trope. they have to act in love and they are in love but they think the other isn’t in love. oscar. pulitzer. nobel prize
kasukasukasumisty: artemispanthar: I was thinking about how, like, in “Gem Glow” after Steven asks how the Gems got all the cookie cats because they stopped making them, Pearl says “We heard that too” but, like, the Gems don’t really keep
donutdemon30: bitch are you wanting to fight Yes, they do. That’s why they put that post in the show’s tags, to goad people into pointless arguments. I advise just ignoring them, so they won’t get the result they desired and thus will
I think a pair of mourning doves are looking to build a nest or something on the awning in the backyard. They keep flying back and forth between the beams and they need to fly pretty low to get to some of them but they keep doing it
I had a dream where Amethyst met Homeworld Amethysts and they looked like this (except less poorly drawn)their arms were whips that swung back and forth as they walked but they could also used them as individual tentacle-like arms
most things really aren’t worth arguing about. imo, its better to just spend a few seconds grumbling in annoyance while scrolling past, maybe venting to a friend in private, and just move on to something you do like, rather than end up in a big long
I think that alotta female fans aren’t attracted to famous ppl sexually. they like how theyre talented and they like their mind frame. so when they see them and their s.o. or spouse or w/e they don’t necessarily want them. they want their
i imagine that koujaku’s most favourite part of noiz’s body is his fingers because they look so fricking slender and feminine and, especially for someone who gets into fights often, they’re always so pretty and they look so delicate
tfw they огонь по готовности and وريهم قوتك and they’ve got u in their sights and ur mercy is in there and u bust ur ass trying to stay alive to keep her alive and she’s the one who gets praised for a good rez like
i promised someone i’d play comp with them but i really……………………… don’t want to……………. like they’re really nice and stuff but i don’t want to play
disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos: I FOUND THIS TWITTER AND THEY LITERALLY ONLY POST ABOUT BREAD LIKE THEY SEARCH “BREAD” ON TWITTER AND JUST REPLY TO EVERYTHING THEY ALSO TWEET BAND MEMBERS ABOUT BREAD AND THEY SHUT DOWN SEXIST PIGS. USING BREAD.
notebookthief: worldaccordingtofangirls: some day i”ll go to a therapist and they’ll be like “where did it all start” and i’ll put my head in my hands and mumble “there was this one website…” and the therapist will be like oh no not
kaworusmom: the best part of the hunger games is when prim gets called and katniss is screaming about it NOT MY SISTER and then peeta gets called and he has like 50 brothers and they’re all just like sucks dude…
shialablunt: fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like
faygo-fuckyourself: faygo-fuckyourself: i ran to my class today in heels (they’re small, like an inch and a half at most) and this guy was spray painting something for art and i sprinted past him and was like “THAT LOOKS GREAT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
incredibly-interested: micoovav: theenglishmoon: tokyo—house—party: slumberblues: rosesareray: drunkteeth: havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back someone
religiousdad: when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
cannedviennasausage: monobeartheater: literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great
oceanashenue: so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his
stoned-levi:ppl who are like “hm I think the last time I cried was like 2 years ago at my grandpas funeral” are surreal to me like they’re just on a different plane of existence that I cannot achieve like if I’m in the cafeteria and they don’t
pancastiel: imagine dean and cas have both grown up together, best friends, and they’ve graduated college and like. neither of them have exactly found that someone and they wanna focus on their careers for a little while right and so they’re like
bluberry-spicehead: bluberry-spicehead:zukka au where they dress up as kataang for a day on a dare (from toph)zuko with his imitation skills tries to be all bright and cheery like aang and just can’t land it (like in canon when he was like ‘what
You Taste Just Like Glitter Mixed with Rock & Roll
attoseconds: attoseconds: it’s almost, almost, comical that this is 100% on white people. and they will blame it as a reaction to poc, to lgbt, to the ‘problem’ they saw and had to respond to and handle. but anything from here on out is 100%
azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
scaredcoffeebean: why glasses suck they’re always dirty. like w hat the fuck what is coming into contact with my face? why are they so fucking dirty? wha t the fuck 3D movies dont ever fuckin lose them bc good luck tryin to find ANYTHING without
This Blog Smells Like Weed
so I found some old videos I made while housesitting/before cam and they are very cute but very inappropriate
im sure some of you guys who were here remember that incident, i once reblogged a Sylveon gif and i got an anon telling me to tag it and any and all Sylveon posts and i was like ???? unfollow me, and they threw a fit in my askbox saying they hate Sylveon
man i hate people on pokemon showdown, if you’re losing then they make fun of you and pm you to harass you about your loss, but if you DO win they also harass you cause they’re sore losers
omg i was twitter and found someone from the old HS fandom who i really hated and found that they’re an even bigger asshole now than when i knew them, and they were harassing ppl who like yoi and and im justim so glad your ass isn’t in my fandom
You know when you talk to someone and you like them a lot and they like you a lot and then they just disappear? They stop talking to you for no reason? It makes no sense? It leaves me feeling like I did something wrong even though I did nothing.
I binge read all of neokosmos because I was at Amber and shelby’s stream yesterday and it’s so good????? Like really hella interesting I can’t wait for more
I got into one of those HELLA rare overwatch games where like, everyone was chill and nice on both teams. Like, were defending on kings row and I’m playing junkrat (of course) and were holding them at that first choke point after they capture the
There’s this guy from Korea in my comp game rn and they’re just super nice?? Like saying ‘Korea #1!!’ And calling out who they’re attacking as Winston and just going 'nice!! Nice!!’ And so we won and now all of us are
I love Team Magic because they can say that they’re just gonna be up in Webby’s room playing with stuffed animals or something and you’re like ‘aww’ but in actuality it’s like this:Webby: “WHERES THE MONEY, CAPTAIN CUDDLECAKES?? And don’t
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qbj replied to your post: i find that when i watch … Yes but Christa and Ymir. ahaha sure they’re great but i dont…… ship them??? like in a “they cute and they cute together and if they end up kissin that would be totes
in tomodachi life when two characters are dating/married sometimes the option to hear them blab about their sweetheart comes up. if you choose to listen they start talking about how wonderful they think they are and they end up talking so mu cH the game
ummmm I fucking hate companies calling ur phone like when they offer me something and I respectfully decline and say I am 100% not interested and they’re like “I understand you don’t need it but we just want you to try it for free” LIKE PLEASE
