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I’ve been staring at this one and off for months and I still cannot figure out what is up with or on that guy’s face. Is he wearing a mask? Is it paint? And why is he wearing what looks like a Navy uniform shirt and then plaid pants? Also,
slackholes: Bucket Expo Damn… what an incredible before and after. I can just imagine being a rookie gynaecologist seeing her in the first pic and then going to spread her pussy to insert a speculum and then stopping in awe at the sheer size
askdrakomod: Made as a gift for askug because they were super awesome and may have given me amazing steam games. WHICH THEY SHOULD STAHP BY THE WAY! Not that I didn’t appreciate it a TON though. Thank you UG mod :3 JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLENESS!
Reblog with what you would tell your 13-year-old self in the tags.
When you and your cute little friend wanted to have a sleepover, I said that was just fine and then explained that bedtime meant bedtime.When I checked on you ten minutes after bedtime what did I find? Where I expected to see two cute, snoozing little
Why I like this: it is fucking cute! and I want to be able to be that comfortable with women. To have their mouths upon my cunt. To feel safe and loved and free. Why I didn’t share: what I actually feel is terrified. I get better and then I get
//me minding my own business and then suddenly sees Bleach is ending and Kubo pulled a Kishi on it ????????????
moominboy: what if you met a boy online and fell in love with him and then you met him in real life and he was really a moth that had spent hours upon hours on a keyboard flying from key to key to convince you to love it what would you do
fagdral: what if your friend invited you to spend the night and theyre like “we’re gonna have to share a bed” and its like ok cool whatever and then you go into their room and it looks like this
gerardwayjacketslut: The best part of a concert is when all the lights go out and everyone knowS the band you have been waiting ages to see is about to come on AND EVERYONE STARTS CHANTING AND THEN THE MUSIC STARTS AND EVERYONE SCREAMS and that’s what
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
tfw you find a good fat stuff blog but then theres vore and then thE PERSON WHO RUNS THE BLOG LIKES THE IDEA OF SOMEONE BEING FED THEIR OWN INSIDES??? I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: You ever wonder… what kind of fanfictions people would write about you, if you were a character? What AU do you think I would suit most? What are the tags? Am I a fav or an Umbridge? How would you write me? Like… so
DERLAINE AND I DID THIS GROSS COLLAB FOR VAMPIRE!HIDDLEBATCH because of these recent photos here and here and a long weird IM convo I did the first inks and then derlaine fixed tom’s face and then we both did color versions and you should check
badwolfrun: No. Because this is what I’m going to do—I’m going to rescue her. I’m going to save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet, and then I’m going to save the Earth, and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last
the prey reboot (remake?) was pretty alright too.uh what else… mario + rabbids is pretty good, it’s actually probably the only switch game worth owning. valkyria revolution sucked. tekken seven sucked. uncharted: lost legacy was good. sonic
youphrasie: i love it when cishet white ppl will say smtn really offensive and then someone will reblog it and add “SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT!!!!!!!” like. yes. someone FINALLY voiced their bigotry. this has NEVER been done before. what a VERY refreshing
godDAMMIT I was drawing and all was well but all of a sudden my hands were shaking and I was beginning to feel things crawling under my skin and I was lik e???? what the what and then I remembered I had coffee a little while a go. god dammit. I just
inthetags:reblog and put in the tags what accent you have.
cat-n-claw:I think the best pairings are the ones of two characters who were never meant to be paired or have any kind of special interaction but then the writers realized what a good pairing they would make and what potential those two characters have
michaelsexford: what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need
unflirty: hiyoupeople: unflirty: Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them?????? What the hell do YOU do? i die? lmao what kinda question….
t3rabithia: Me a month ago: That’s it, I’m going to change, I’m going to jog and work out everyday, this body is a temple, clean eating, joining the gym Me now:
solluxsucksdick: funkies: rumour: is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth did you take sex ed in texas
sephizim: gromdork: hanksypanky: 100newfears: and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu?it is the east, and my waifu is the sun. did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it,
ok so like I’m drawing SU stuff and listening to music (which is what I do when I draw) and A Whole New World from Aladdin comes on and I thought it would be neat if Pearl sang that song (which doesn’t make much sense contextually but I was drawing
avishyswayofart: Shadow: ‘ “But Grandmother! What big ears you have,“ said Little Red Riding Hood as she edged closer to the bed…’ Sonic: Oohhh! and then? What happened then? Shadow: … interrupt me one more time and this will be the
I don’t play Overwatch but a lot of folks I follow do and reblog art and comics about it and so I always gotta imagine voices for the characters since I don’t actually know what most of them sound like and then whenever I do get around to hearing
bitterassfandom: what i don’t understand is how the lord of the rings movies were finished in 2003 and legolas looked like this and then the hobbit is made in 2013 and somehow he looks younger???? like what the fuck kind of magic are you using orlando
asknightstrike: smaugthereindeer: nepeta-calls-me-karkitty: thatguy-0verthere: hetaliaddiction: the-whale-incident: shinymagicbuttonofdoom: Sometimes I wonder what drugs everyone is on. And then I just shrug and accept it. what are u smoking i
synthiachen1995: whitesnow14: I remember back then when Gaiden was not yet starting. Some of us were wondering if Sakura still calls Sasuke by “Sasuke-kun” and that Sasuke’s first word if he saw Sakura would be “Sakura…”.And then what?
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
Are they similar? Those two students…to Shouyou? Not really. One of them seeks to protect what Shouyo left behind and the other seeks to destroy what he left. However, they were the same, they both had eyes full of sadness. Gintama - Ikkoku Keisei
dandelioninmayhem: I was just trying to find latest episode of Orphan Black and got pissed because i couldn’t find anything for about half an hour and then i looked what i typed and couldn’t breathe… ORPHAN IS THE NEW BLACK!!! but then i checked
just-shower-thoughts: When the internet consisted of mostly younger and more-educated people, we thought it would liberate us. Then social media allowed older and less-educated people to use it and it has backfired spectacularly.
story-boi:“He said he ‘didn’t do anal,’ so I strapped him into the cunter and set it on the slowest setting.” "Oh? And then what did you do?” “Well then it was simple, I slipped an isolation helmet over his head and set
chroniclesofpanem: my biggest problem with watching tv shows is when a character orders a meal and then eats only a few bites of it and then gets so distracted by the conflict that’s happening in the show that they leave the meal just there like bro
prayfuckdie: breath-of-life77: When we were hot and heavy, I used to like to bite him when he was being dominant. The smile I gave as I bit, the spark that went off in his eyes, and then what came after… I like being naughty, just to see what happens,
Christi was flirting with Mr. Crude and said, “Show me yours and I’ll show you mine!”“And then what?” he asked.“And then I might let you put it in me,” she replied.“Is this for your special project?”“It’s to let me know if I want
Sophia lay at the end of the bed, looked over at Mr. Crude and said, “It’s been a while since the last time you fucked me in the ass, so please go slowly at first.”“At first? And then what?”“And then, make me appreciate your big, hard cock,
Amy looked up at Mr. Crude and asked, “Blow job first?”“And then what?” he asked in response.“And then you pound my ass, of course!”
I just realized I’m on tumblr in my room and then I go to the bathroom and take my phone and go on tumblr to & from and while I’m in the bathroom I have a serious problem
internet-the-explorer: jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” and then “what if
there is nothing more embarrassing than texting darfin how angry I am and how im having a terrible night then the next morning he replies and asks whats wrong and I have to reply ‘I lost my game of overwatch’
supermoonscarab:too much self reflection is not a good thing honestly. go outside and plant a garden and then cook yourself a homemade dinner then mop the floors and change your sheets and take a hot shower then you won’t care so much
crocodilepatronus: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15313014 YURI TEACHES TIGER AND BARNABY ABOUT BOOBS AND CUP SIZES USING A SONG. AND THEN HE RANDOMLY TURNS INTO LUNATIC. AND THEN THE REST OF THE HEROES SHOW UP TO SING THE FINAL “LALALALALA” WHAT
you guys ever start drawing a group picture and then look at it later then decide that one of the characters would look better on their own so you turn the group pic into a solo pic and scrap the rest? LOL
“You’re two old to be in fandoms!” Says the teenagers who in 5-10 years will reach the same age as the person they’re saying shit to. And then what will they do then? Automatically leave all their fandoms and throw away every piece
So now tell me how your story goes. Have you ever suffered? If so, Did you get better or have you never quite recovered from it? DidYou find your lover laying in your bedroom with another and then DidYou let it hover over you and everything else
felinepurrrstory: “I drew a picture of a cat with wings, and I thought “Oh, what fun! Why shouldn’t a cat have wings!?” and then, “What would happen if they did?” and so there goes the book. – Ursula K. Le Guin
lazyyogi: “The most interesting moment of a person’s life is what happens to them when all their certainties go away. Then who do you become? And then what do you look for? That’s the moment when the universe is offering up an invitation saying,
aphbelarus: Do you ever just accidentally befriend someone you used to look up a lot to like you are admiring them from afar and trying to talk to them and theN SUDDENLY THEY RECOGNIZE YOUR EXISTENCE AND THEN A LOT OF GOOD STUFF HAPPENS AND THEN THEY
justice-willcometoyou: darklingkitten: i-want-what-hes-smoking: undeadibeard: It’s october so we must once again draw battle lines between those who like candy corn and those who do not. What battle line nobody likes candy corn fuck you candy
You slam and then you slam and then you spit
sayariel replied to your post: sayariel replied to your post: this is what they… Erm no in the Philippines we call that Broken Glass Cake! It is all jello! oH! ahahh whoops my bad v/u/v thats a pretty hardcore name for it tho dayum
agmen-agens replied to your post: what is with anime lesbians relating each other to… wait if this…isn’t about kannazuki no miko then what is it about? :O “Taiyou to Tsuki no Rondo” a miku/luka song that is trying to destroy me
Someone at work asked what I did today and I said nm, when in reality I’ve been eating jelly beans and editing my porn all day
