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And then this happened (Bonnie Rotten and I at Ken Marcus Studios).

This is the only sex your wife allows you since she persuaded you join the Cuckolds’ Circle Club. She puts on a video of her having sex with a real man, then she asks you, “honey, would you like to ‘have sex with me’ while we watch

this was such a great session…i teased myself and edged to almost cumming and then had such a hard orgasm watching her forced cum!

and then she screencapped it Sasha and Connie for Most Romantic Couple Award 2014. Happy Birthday Sasha babe! <3 — he was playing this song btw

hetheswitch: And then kiss down your neck where I take a bite, my warm breath on your skin. My left hand slowly rubbing up and down over your crotch and my right is pressed against the front of your throat.

And then she took the boobies out. It’s almost like…a perfect transition to Titty Tuesday! God I love this woman!

y8ay8a: omg please why are they so cute instead of sleeping I draw I’m really sad, I’d tweeted my drawing at them as soon as I finished it and they didn’t see, and then some random guy tweeted it also and Barb retweeted his tweet and now I’m heartbroken

And then there’s me, still occasionally poking my eye out with a kohl pencil…

boggoth: bpdkipland: bpdkipland: my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time THIS ONE!!!! I wonder who made these! I have this

Oh, also I am making Underswap Papyrus body pillow design which will be free to do download and print for oneself. [I’m making it as a test on bodypillows lol]a preview lol, I think I’ll be streaming the coloring after I finish the lines which are

and then i made this comic

surlifen:surlifen:tonight my friends and i drove an hour away to a little elementary school in the middle of the woods in the middle of the night. where we played on the playground and i jumped off the swings and then i said “you know what i’ve been

lotrlockedwhovian: kishikaiisei: Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. And/or flop somewhere comfortable and tumble and not talk much except to show each other some stupid thing you found online

vexj: cheezitslut: pulpgang: “real life doesnt have trigger warnings” imagine supermarkets taking all of the allergy warnings off of all of the foods and then being like “sorry sweetie, welcome to the real world (:” when everyone started going

moonlandingwasfaked: everyone in the notes is crying but this is so fucking funny. ‘bitched, you did’

anekie: givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some

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girlsinsuits:sometimes u casually mention to ur cis dude flatmates that u sort of run a tumblr w/ 20,000 followers that basically just posts pictures of women in suits and there’s a pause and then one of them just goes “does it have that picture of

ratgirlstudios: Back to the Future- Doctor Who crossover. Started off as a doodle and then ended up evolving.

radiopastel replied to your post:aw hell yea burn ban time to die in hundred+++++++…hellyeah the rain and cold here is killing me yea its going to flush away my house and all my possessions hell yeagive us all of these things. give it to texas.

gay-lawyer: imagine an alien getting all their knowledge about earth from the internet, specifically weird fetish sites and places like deviantart, and thinking that’s perfectly normal earth culture and then coming to earth and being so disappointed

elodieunderglass: flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy: elodieunderglass: flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy: I have had this on my mind for days, someone please help: Why are dogs dogs? I mean, how do we see a pug and then a husky and understand that both are dogs?

admiralamott: What I love about Spock in the AOS movies in the fact that in 2009 he was a snarky bitch who would probably throw you out an airlock for breathing in his general direction And then in Beyond he’s like this really loving sensitive bean

pink-pone: When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

maxcaulffield:i do hate this dlc culture in gaming though. like, companies are selling us unfinished games, charging top prices and then having us pay for the rest of the story in dlc instalments. it’s sneaky and totally bullshit

This cute dork. This is the only dance move in the song. Just sudden spontaneous twirling. I love it.

This book is like 99% silliness and then this one page making me sad.

you ever like a song cover or a remake of something but the common consensus is that its way inferior to the original product/some previous version and you’re like “yea, that’s probably true” and then you go listen/watch the popular older version

imparziale: bowties-and-mindpalaces: tanikayforever: themoonlightcafe: And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little. a little?A LITTLE?! Why is no one mentioning how his eyes are filled with

hypnoplasmids: pirate-cashoo: cucumber-earth-water: milesian: Bridal Veil Mushroom gnarley! WHOAH I can’t help but imagine that coming out of a person, and then I scream and cry and never sleep again.

croptop2014: j5h: imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason imagine praying to God and going to church

where all the fem!mink and fem!koujaku at what the fuck is this.

sonoanthony: ya niggas underestimate hugs…. like you don’t know how much girls like a good full blown hug, both hands wrapped around her while her head lays on your chest and then ya pull away and you smile at her and continue with your day… girls

stayuptoseethedawn: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God!

homogayhorse: ask-gallows-callibrator: silverwing26: I was upset, and then delighted. IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE OH NO OH GOD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING I AM SO HAPPY

thebuggu: jellydraws: and here it is. my 24 hour comic took 22 hours. and then a little longer for some edits but. I’ve still got another hour till my 24 is officially up, and I’m definitely gonna be snoozing. For having no planning except a selkie

brainlicking: And then the rest of the day was spent with everyone taking shifts in stopping Vos from biting as many things as he can! Except for Helex who was a terrible enabler This comic is entirely self indulgent and drove me absolutely mad while

harveyjames: lovelyrosebun: hikenbakuzan: crimson-blade-cosplay: deliveryxiao: NO WAY LMAO Omfg I’M DONE Yesssssss For five years now my tumblr has been strictly news about my work and upcoming projects and then someone made this

dashdrive: this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

#5 I’ll walk down the hall and crawl into bed next to you, and then I will stop having bad dreams. My teddy told me so, and he never lies.

And then in some moments, I can be just as elegant in obediance as the best trained, 100%, full time sub. I can smile and endure anything. I can demonstrate discipline. I can be wholy and completly controlled; by myself if needed or as your words have

natchioss: hearteyesmonroe: Listen ‘sometimes we would have this alter ego which was on set, because he’s all like (deep voice) winter soldier and then it was like (high voice) WIENER SOLDIER’

lakevida:a lighter company trying to start a marketing campaign like how have YOU used your zippo lighter? #zippo and it backfires when everyone uses the hashtag to confess to unsolved arson cases and it turns out all of them are true and then lighters

niggaimdeadass: rasdivine: i have to reblog this again because ugggh. THIS is how you do it. this is how break down a people. like the beginning. strip them of their language, along with everything else that makes them who they are. and then they

seppin: When U get too cocky and have like 50 tabs open and then God reminds U to stay humble and crashes the browser and U lose all of them

left-reminders: xenosagaepisodeone: having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then

freddietomlinson: are u trying to tell me this week taylor swift, selena gomez, asap rocky, and jeffree star all got cancelled, mcr came back to life and then died again, ted cruz, a republican nastie, scammed all the other republican nasties, donald

this is probably tmi but my url is cummbunny so who cares but god bless the person who bought me the hitachi thingy (I never know if I should say your name lol) I tried it and I think I’ve been reborn

eeeeee so, those adoptables im doing? i just finished the weebly website with all the info and picture guides and yadda yaddai just gotta now make a pixel icon for the DA group and then i can get rolling on making my first batch for auction, im excited

this game is hard but a lot of fun actually and super pretty aaa

mishamallow: #JUST LOOK AT SAM AND PLAYFULLY PLAYING WITH CAS AND GOING ALONG WITH IT

notebooksandlaptops: Does anyone else have that one fanfiction that they’re dying to to write but it’s like, mega long and basically a whole universe, and then you’ve got head-cannons to go with that fanfiction and like fanfiction to go with that

snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii: hanasaku-shijin: Headcanon: Yang has an album for the first time Weiss ever made a pun and its called Weiss’s First Pun kinda like a Baby’s First Words album and she dates the first one and then all of them after

e-jheman: The original SDCC 2015 clip with direct-feed audio and video! [Steven:]If you’re evil and you’re on the rise,you can count on the four of us taking you down,cause we’re good and evil never beats us,we’ll win the fight and then go out

klanced: us: in a dnd au pidge would totally be a rogue or some kind of magic wielder, someone light on their feet who can deal damage and then back off, just like her fighting style-pidge:

I think I might require another stylus for my tablet. This one’s eraser is kinda broken.I forgot that I had it in my purse when we went to the beach at low tide, and I set my purse down for half a second to inspect a crab.AND THEN THE TIDE SUDDENLY

this just in: weiss schnee sends nudes to blake belladonna via carrier monkey kid

mahouaho: This cutscene was formative gay media

bertroninmotion: naked-yogi: captj7794: naked-yogi: This needing to kiss a girl thing is becoming a real issue honestly @naked-yogi life is to short to hold back on a goal. Do it If a woman made it clear she wanted to kiss me I totally would. It’s

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