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When I woke up, my cock was in her mouth. She smiled in this way that was part innocent, part wildly erotic. She took me all the way down to the back of her throat and then said, “I had this amazing dream about you. My pussy is soaked. I’m
nastypeppers: NSFW THING CHALLENGE whatever day 8 Skype sex this one was particularly exhausting for me but man, look at eren in the last panel. worth it. also rabbitghoul said that skype sex would be a total disaster. and at first it was. then it
sharedgirlfriend: fine-tits-and-ass: Amazing ass in thong Girlfriend - Baby I was bad today. I asked the pool boy if he can check out the bug bite on my back. Me - what bite? Girlfriend - exactly. Hehe. He then said that creaming it would help so
loverofpiggies: SO I WAS LOOKING THROUGH YOUR BLOG AND YOU SAID THAT ERROR!SANS TAKES UF SANS’ POPCORN ALL THE TIME FOR UNDERNOVELAAND I WAS INSPIRED TO MAKE THIS IDEK IS THIS HOW HE DOES IT ORCQ RESPONDS WITH: More likely then not he just shoves
When I was a kid, I noticed that these two girls hung out together a lot. So I approached them and I said “Hey, you spend a lot of time together! Are you, like, related or something?” I squinted. “You kind of look alike!”They looked at me.Then
Um, that gift I mentioned from Dean. He surprised me with this little figurine from Hot Topic when I was on shift the other day. He got one for everyone, he said (one of the ways he spent his tax return. oh and then he made me feel like shit because
the-pietriarchy:there’s this very specific type of middle aged man who acts overly friendly and flirty to young women in the service industry and then thinks that he still has game because said women just smile awkwardly in response
sweet-bitsy: awwww-cute: An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded THIS IS IT THIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED ME BECAUSE AFTER A LONG DAY OF HERDING SHEEP, THIS PUPPY HERE HERDED WITH ALL ITS MIGHT AND THEN SAID YOU KNOW
maureensowerbutts: IT’S ONLY A BLOODY GIVEAWAY To celebrate me actually finding a hobby, and then opening an etsy shop to sell things made from said hobby, I’m going to do a wee giveaway. FIRST PRIZE - An Octoplush, a CubeCat and a brooch (all
youphrasie: i love it when cishet white ppl will say smtn really offensive and then someone will reblog it and add “SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT!!!!!!!” like. yes. someone FINALLY voiced their bigotry. this has NEVER been done before. what a VERY refreshing
ungodlynoise: artemispanthar: crystal-gem-pearl replied to your post: anonymous said:Ok so today I was … and then the cast member was immediately fired because cast members aren’t allowed to break character like that Well yea maybe but they
rewatching the panel now (and you can too! Here: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1zqKVzDgNMwKB). I’ll do an overview posts but I don’t want to hold off sharing some cool stuff:Ian said: New episodes all the way through August 12th, and then after that
Playing OR against Winora and my Sceptile has a quick claw and it said that the quick claw allowed me to move first but then Pelipepper used protect BEFORE I could move.WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU
grumpcatblys: reoffend: I’m convinced my grandpa is on some strong medication because we had fajitas and he said that ‘this is the most exciting meal i have ever had’ and then made this pose- yet you don’t mention the scarf
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: Have you ever had days where like, you’re mind is so sharp and agile you can deduce what people four rooms away are doing… And then others that are a complete one-eighty, where if someone said, ‘Does this taste like
psych2go: It’s said that 90% of people will see the same word first. Don’t cheat! Type the first 3 words you see in the comments and then look and see what everyone else saw!
danslegsareonfire: circletines: today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then
lagonegirl: lagonegirl: I like that at one point in 2002 they sent her eviction notices and then said they were sent by mistake and she could live rent free for the remainder of her life.
tasogareseibei: Milestone day, I haven’t been willing to try a full back bend (wheel pose) for a long time. I haven’t done them for about a decade ago taking gymnastics… I went for it in yoga today and then said, hey let’s try that again when
there’s this very specific type of middle aged man who acts overly friendly and flirty to young women in the service industry and then thinks that he still has game because said women just smile awkwardly in response
memeguy-com: A Friend was Deep in Thought For a Few Moments and Then Said This this is so true. i cant tell you how many times i only go to bed because i know that i have something good planned for breakfast. or i just really am looking forward to my
hexglyphs: me telling myself i’m gonna go to bed at a certain time and then pushing that ultimatum back later and later each time i fail to be in bed when i said i would
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh
the-pietriarchy: there’s this very specific type of middle aged man who acts overly friendly and flirty to young women in the service industry and then thinks that he still has game because said women just smile awkwardly in response
boxinghype: Marquez to have 2 last fights before he hands them up: “I talked to him and he said that he wants to do two more fights. One in the U.S. then one farewell fight in Mexico before he retires,” Heredia told BoxingScene.com. There isn’t
ghoulishghosty: also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do
clown-dick: today in my math my teacher said, “guess what, we dont have homework for the rest of the year!!” and this kid got super excited and then realised that she only meant for the rest of 2013 and he called a her a bitch and he got sent down
beyhive1992: “She was looking for us for like two years. When she found us, she really went crazy,” Larry remembers.“We were just supposed to meet her, but she said that we had to dance with her, and she grabbed us there and then. Since that day,
Melissa closed her eyes and she crossed her legs and then said to Mr. Crude, “That remote controlled vibrator is pretty strong! I don’t know if I’ll cum from it, but I can feel my panties getting wet.”
Elena slipped out of her dress, turned towards Mr. Crude and then said, “I’m ready when you are, Mr. Crude.”“That’s such a pretty lingerie set. I’d hate to get it messy,” he replied.She giggled and replied, “That’s very easily remedied,”
Sabrina stopped and looked into Mr. Crude’s eyes. She smiled slightly and then said, “Damn, you make me horny, old man!”“Maybe I should do something about that. What do you think, young lady?”“Actually, I was thinking I should do something
Shanice carefully walked out onto the patio after being fucked by Mr. Crude.“Everything alright, Shanice?” he asked.She giggled and then said, “Yeah. It’s just that this bikini bottom is so tiny and my pussy is full of your cum. One false move
“Seriously, old man? You expect me to wear this thong in public?” asked Sabrina.“You could take it off and stay in the room with me, if you’d rather,” he replied.Sabrina laughed and then said, “Yeah, now that’s more like it!”
Sabrina walked out of the convenience store sipping on a cold Pepsi. After a few swallows she burped, laughed and then said, “Ah! Not bad, but would rather have had a cum burp!”“Remember that time I was tickling you after we fucked and you were
Kaitlyn winked, blew a kiss to Mr. Crude and then said, “It wouldn’t take much to get this thong off me. I’ll bet you could do it in less than a second.”“Is that a challenge?” he asked.She smiled and answered, “You know it is!”
Standing in the center of the living room, Emma asked Sabrina if it’d be okay with her if she asked Mr. Crude to join them in a four-way. “Hey! That sounds fun!” said Neesy. “How ‘bout it, Sabs?”Sabrina thought a moment and then said, “I
As Sabrina scrunched together her tank top, Mr. Crude told her, “That makes you look like you have broad shoulders, and muscular, too.”“Yeah! You’d better watch yourself, old man, or I’ll pound you!” She paused briefly and then said, “Actually,
“Hurry up and take the damn picture, old man! This thing is digging into my crack!”“Sorry, young lady. I’ll rub it and make it feel better,” replied Mr. Crude.Sabrina laughed and then said, “I’ll bet that’s
As Crystal started to undress so she could perform her special project, she looked at the bulge in Mr. Crude’s trousers, bit her lower lip gently and then said, “Holy fuck, Mr. Crude! Where have you been hiding that?”“Does that
As Sabrina nursed her drink she looked at Mr. Crude, smiled slyly and then said, “Why don’t I just pretend to be drunk? That way, you can take advantage of me but I can still get involved and enjoy it even more!”
adultstars-sfw: Madison Summers As Madison poured lube all down her front, Mr. Crude chuckled and then said, “That’s not what I meant when I said you’d need lots of lube to perform your special project for an ‘A’ in my
reoffend: I’m convinced my grandpa is on some strong medication because we had fajitas and he said that ‘this is the most exciting meal i have ever had’ and then made this pose-
fuckyeahloldemort: also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you
just-shower-thoughts:How would the immortal elves from The Lord of the Rings know that they’re immortal? You couldn’t know that unless you lived forever and then said “There. Now I’ve lived forever. That means I’m immortal.”
bcrude: Kaitlyn winked, blew a kiss to Mr. Crude and then said, “It wouldn’t take much to get this thong off me. I’ll bet you could do it in less than a second.”“Is that a challenge?” he asked.She smiled and answered, “You know it is!”
kyashana: what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say
masturbatingklaine: At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly
Parker saw that Parkerferret doodle and just kinda stared at it and smiled to himself for a bit and then said “Didn’t he have glasses?” I was like nah, his face is a bit busy already and I didn’t know how to fit them on his snoot
blissingme: the fact that DeLa ROBBED 45k from Rupaul’s coin and then said FUCK your crown to her face and LEFT winning the audicence…. iconic Ru, completely UNBOTHERED by your negativity…
