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What am I even drawing Everything I was drawing today just looked icky to me. So I started scribbling in photoshop…and then I was like “hey…that looks like a head.” So this happened.
At first I was like “Awww, what adorable little cosplayers!” And then I was like “…holy shit do I feel old.”
edwardspoonhands: t-jam3s: Always wanted to make a GIF set, so thought, why not! At first I was like “Oh that’s awesome” and then I was like “WHAAAAA!?”
IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?!?!? I was just in the middle of watching Mighty Monster Card Traders: Shuffle Quest and then there was a bunch of static and then THIS was on my TV!!!!!Judging by her greenish hue, I’d say she must be part of some eco-terroris
At first I was like “Yes, you’re not wrong, but there are LOTS of things wrong with the modern mutation of Feminism. For example, (gives examples).”And THEN I was like…. wait a minute. All the examples I listed can basically be traced back
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710m:I got on my block and I busted a U at the corner and some skater dude was like “Yoooo” and I thought I almost hit him or something so I asked if he was good and then he was like “nah man I had a shit day at work…” and
becoming-a-hero: Never thought I’d be the one to fall for such a shoujo like Kyou Koi wo Hajimemasu. Anyway, I was reading it and found: And then I was like
vangoghismyboyfriend: the other day one of my teachers was laughing at me bc i had to take off my glasses to read something and then he was like ‘do those get in the way when ur kissing someone’ and i was just like ‘i wouldnt know’ and he laughed
ask-hazy: At first I was like “Awwww put him down.” then he peed and then I was like “YOU DESERVED THAT!”
mrstandrakshaye: newfoundseth: byyourleave: Don’t ever try to tell me this isn’t art. This is fucking art. Damn….. At very first I like, didn’t understand what he was doing with the palette knife, and then I was like YOU ARE NOT YOU FUCKING
natchioss: hearteyesmonroe: Listen ‘sometimes we would have this alter ego which was on set, because he’s all like (deep voice) winter soldier and then it was like (high voice) WIENER SOLDIER’
mpregicorn: UGH ok so let me tell you guys why that snk filler was actually kind of shit for all the people that read the manga remember how it really happened? and then this is how it really happened eren actually gets some development and is
kenzieddie:dimidue soup for the soul
….you told your brother he was a cyborg just so you could run the business? Is this the distant future version of telling a sibling they were adopted? Because this take it to a WHOLE new level
donnajosh:Hrishi Hirway: Joey lays it all out for him, and even then at the end, Josh’s response is… Josh Malina: Oh, I know! I was like, “DUDE!” Hrishi Hirway: Like, who is he convincing? Josh Malina: Exactly! There’s nobody out here, in the
imaninjapolarbear: krvsty: krvsty: what did the house wear to a party address I was like “awww pun” and then I was like “AAWWWW UBER PUN”
hyperionholmeswatson: #at first I was like oh #and then I was like OOOOHHH #and then i cried a little
henriettasbishops: sean3116 replied to your post “wait but was rachel even raised by nina bc maybe olivia and rachel…” wait I saw your icon and thought rachel duncan and then I was like OH MAN RACHEL DUNCAN RAISED BY NINA SHARP EVERYTHING IS GORGEOUS
Heads up to the OUAT fandom: You guys have no idea how fortunate you are with this casting. You are getting a GRADE-A LADY RIGHT NOW so you best treat her right -sincerely, the fringe fandom
clarksextresser: forget obama and romney i think we all know who would do a better job I was gonna be like “which one?” and then I was like “either”
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I guess its kind of silly but I like to get shirts for specific shows and stuff so I can wear it while I watch the show (usually just when its new, I’ll wear whatever for reruns) Its pretty much the only time I actually think about what I’m
y'know, I wonder if my opinion on “The Test” was influenced by the fact that while I was watching it my dog Leonard fell asleep with his head on my lap. Like, it’s hard to not be receptive of warm and fuzzy feelings when you have an
I also asked ‘cause I’ve been contemplating maybe doing liveblogs of movies on my currently little-used horror sideblog. And so I was curious if there was some kind of standard that was expected of liveblogging or if I could do what was most comfortable
poupon: poupon: so right i remembered what i was thinking when I was drawing this I was thinking varric is a pretty good dad to Merril. they should hug. and then it was like oh no sad hugs. People are reblogging this again and it’s still my favorite
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lovelymetalhead3: satanspetbunny: capricieus: heartcogs: at first i was like oh a hot video to gangnam sweet and then i was like shit look at them ride in those heels respect DAMN I’ve never worn heels in my life, if i tried this i would break
on-the-west-end: oniqlo: something you didn’t know you needed, at first I was like ‘How am I supposed to understand this WITHOUT THE SUBS??’ and then I was like ‘Oh..’
cocklesdragon: joshuellle: i searched up last minute halloween costumes on google and then this came up and then i was like waht. but then i get itttt noWW ITS A CEILING FAN OMG HAHAHAHAHA *slow clap of appreciation for this fucking costume*
mihlayn:one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and
toriknew: and then he was like gWOOAAH!!!! and then it was like BAKYUUUN!
franeridart: I had someone asking for akaken and someone else asking for a double date and I just !!!!!!! yeah why the hell not
jeansbooty: masrursharrkan: I got so confused on what this thing was Like i didn’t know whose djinn it was because i kept seeing it in these pictures right in the corners and then i was like OH THAT’S KOUEN’S DJINN AAGARES how did you go
oheska: so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like “you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend” and i was like “ill get my boyfriend to do it” and thats how i came
dominodamsel: yesterday around midnight i started drawing saiko then i thought aw man i love mutsuki also lets draw him too and then i thought well now i might as well draw urie and shirazu too and then i was like well aint whole without haise might
joshuellle: i searched up last minute halloween costumes on google and then this came up and then i was like waht. but then i get itttt noWW ITS A CEILING FAN OMG HAHAHAHAHA
moisemorancy: hervacationh0me: cleophatracominatya: lyssamaxiscute: theprinceofchicago: pussy-and-pizzza-x: sk8-hiii: northmiamigoon: I was like dam people tryna do this shit now and then I was like dam this shit funny LMAO Omg nigga there was
dyong0:elementalearth123:frozenartscapes:mitchmarner:wait for it At first I was like: You guys going to throw a punch or are you gonna keep dancing?And then I was like: Alright then. HOW DARE YOU HIDE THIS The subtle buttslap tho
Since it’s 4/20 I thought it might be a good time to confess that one time I dreamed I was hanging out smoking pot with Sebastian and Sam from Stardew Valley and I ended up sucking Sam’s cock and then Seb was like damn I want some and then we fucked
thotidiot: So I was shopping today And I was like “don’t get anything too dark, it’ll be spring soon” and then I was like “wait, goth is eternal”
irenebadler: I was on the bus and this girl was sitting next to me and she was reading 50 Shades of Grey and then she was like OH HELL NO and literally threw the book out of the door.
starxapple: the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me
thatsmoderatelyraven: my brother just turned off all the lights downstairs and i was like ummmm and then he was like sorry im just checking if my goldfish are glow in the dark
linatrinch: irensupernatural: (x) HOLY SHIT okay at first I was like “no way did they” and then i was like “OKAY WHO IS THE GOD WITH PHOTOSHOP” but then i realizedTHIS IS A DAMN DRAWINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Holy fuck
cutiebum: prinsasspizza: batsarequiet: photographer: https://www.facebook.com/mlmonalisa omg ABIIE I THOUGHT THIS WAS U I WAS LIKE WHEN WAS DIS AND THEN I WAS LIKE OHHH I WISH THIS WAS ME FFS
crying because of how awesome people can be sometimes ran into my old soccer teammate/friend’s mom at the ice cream store and we were talking and then she was like “okay, we gotta go! bye!” and then I went in, ordered my ice cream and
adorablesleep: joshuellle: i searched up last minute halloween costumes on google and then this came up and then i was like waht. but then i get itttt noWW ITS A CEILING FAN OMG HAHAHAHAHA …
So anyway, imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that fact… @averagesocalguy (Don’t make those comments from my reblog, because I’m notified about them, and then I’m going to laugh
daddysprittykitty: ifuckharder: This is adorable and sexy Cuz at first I was like “aww she’s so cute and happy” and then I was like “damn!” 😽
we were being dumb last night and we watched community/parks and rec/anchorman 2 together over skype and then it was 5am and we needed to sleep but then we talked a lot while in bed, still on skype forever has been playing pokemon y recently he told
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I’ve been having a lot of fantasies about topping lately so I asked Doe if I could spank her last night. I hit her over my knee with my hand and then Steve’s hairbrush paddle and I said mean things and I think I did pretty well for a novice spanker!