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I love taking these domestic type pictures. Â It’s like you’ve pulled this girl and now you’re back at her house and she’s just making some coffee and then she turns around and her tits are exposed…so then it’s your
slackholes: Bucket Expo Damn… what an incredible before and after. I can just imagine being a rookie gynaecologist seeing her in the first pic and then going to spread her pussy to insert a speculum and then stopping in awe at the sheer size
askdrakomod: Made as a gift for askug because they were super awesome and may have given me amazing steam games. WHICH THEY SHOULD STAHP BY THE WAY! Not that I didn’t appreciate it a TON though. Thank you UG mod :3 JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLENESS!
It’s challenging, but it’s better if you don’t cum. Edge and then stop before you bust, splash some water on your face, and then change gears, do the laundry or listen to a podcast or something. Repeat this process and ride the waves
“oh, and we had bingo too! but instead of just shouting “bingo” when you won you’d also punch the gem reading the numbers. and then she’d punch you. and then everyone else would start punching each other. gotta love bingo”
There was someone who was/is making an OW women’s zine, and calls themselves a big wlw supporter, and was gonna let a few ppl participate in it and I was like ohhhh let me look up info on that I kinda want to join !! But then I read through their blog
lilith-not-eve: I love spontaneous sex. Like when you’re just watching tv and chatting and then you lean over to kiss her cheek but she kisses you back and pulls off your top and then she’s on top of you and whoops sexy times.
i contantly say to myself i wont draw homestuck anymore…….but then i remember KurCro is a thing I hardly drew and mcfucking LOVE. and then i weep. knowing i can never escape this hell.
and then she went...
fagdral: what if your friend invited you to spend the night and theyre like “we’re gonna have to share a bed” and its like ok cool whatever and then you go into their room and it looks like this
assbutts-in-love: seaking: instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears YES PLEASE
Today at Yaoicon a nice lady told me she flew 4 hours to come to the con and then gave me a gift bag, which I didn’t get a chance to really look at just then and kind of set aside, until later, when I discovered that omg this is hella nice stuff
As much as I like to say I wanna tie up a guy and make him cry, whenever I imagine myself doing it, imaginary Sophie ends up not being able to take anything seriously. Like, he’s on his knees, wearing a collar and looking perfectly submissive.
why was this the worst cartoon of all time. geist shows up, kills some shit, releases the death force, then goes and fights krauser, kills some more shit, and then the movie is over and youre just like “wut?”
m-azing: I would actually LOVE if a writer said something like “actually, I did not write any gay characters in my story, and I did not realize it until you pointed this out. now that I’ve been given a chance to really think about why there ARENT
{x} Guise, GUISE HAY GUISE!I. Am. Fucking. BRILLIANT!I just kept browsing the tag for a while and then I started thinking while looking at N’s hair. “Y'know… I’ve seen this… Somewhere… A lot… A ton…
roughly9000: I don’t like relationships like they see each other for the first time and the guy’s like “Soo you wanna go out?” nah nah I like when people meet and become friends and there’s character development and they GO THROUGH THINGS TOGETHER
spookyknight: thebadddestwolf: thedoctordanceswithrose: rudennotgingr: Do you ever just go normally about your day…and then all of a sudden And then the rest of your day is ruined in the best possible way? Only every 20 minutes. Then 20 minutes
hebavsreason: robbowmans: robbowmans: MY SISTER JUST GOT HIT ON BY THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT WE’RE AT VIA THE WAITRESS I’M DYING THE WAITRESS GOT MY SISTER’S NUMBER FOR THE CHEF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GUSH ABOUT HIM TO MY SISTER AND THEN A SECOND
donnajosh:Hrishi Hirway: Joey lays it all out for him, and even then at the end, Josh’s response is… Josh Malina: Oh, I know! I was like, “DUDE!” Hrishi Hirway: Like, who is he convincing? Josh Malina: Exactly! There’s nobody out here, in the
*haunting piano intro*(Turn around)Every now and then we get another new episode and it ends a long hiatus(Turn around)Every now and then we get another new episode and it kicks off another Stevenbomb (Turn around)Every now and then we get another
(Turn around)Every now and then we get a little bit restlessJust waitin’ for a new episode to air(Turn around)Every now and then we feel a little bit helplessHavin’ to wait through all those hiatuses(Turn around)Every now and then we get a
I’m really amused by the thought of Mike’s guys tailing Kim and Jimmy just watching their cartoon scam shenanigans between mundane lawyer stuff and then relaying everything to straight-faced Mike like “and then the guy, who, again, is
brightwanderer: I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned “forever” into the only acceptable definition of success.Like… if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful
socklessfuck: When someone pisses you off and then later talks to you like nothing happened And then they try to be ‘funny’ and ‘silly’ when you’re still pissed off about it
ploppymeep:sometimes after awhile of going pickleless i forget why they’re my favorite food and then i eat one and i remember and then i go on a pickle frenzy and black out wake up 6 people are dead
geek-studio: Drift Compatible friendship/relationship necklace A two piece necklace set that connects to make the Gipsy Danger logo. Keep one for yourself and give the other to a friend or partner! eljackinton we can finally be real brothers!
nintendumb: imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
kouaoi: aobooooty: kouaoi: THESE SHITHOLE KIDS HURTIN BABY AOB BUT THEN KOUJAKU COME SAVIN THE DAY AND YALL ALREADY KNOW MY HEART IS WARMED AND THEN THEY SHOW LIL TINY BBY AOB AND TELLIN KOUJAK THAT HES A BOY I MEAN TBH THE REST OF THE SEASON COULD
on one hand i want to give a fuck but on the other no i really don’t b/c what’s the point life’s an enigma and we’re all gonna die.
i has this dream where hinata told kageyama he was a slut and then suddenly all i see is hinata getting fucked by oikawa then aone then daichi??
tfw a genji’s been following u for an entire fucking minute and ur team doesn’t help u Feels Good
jongin brought a big bag full of plushies, picked one and then gave it to Kyungsoo
dandelioninmayhem: I was just trying to find latest episode of Orphan Black and got pissed because i couldn’t find anything for about half an hour and then i looked what i typed and couldn’t breathe… ORPHAN IS THE NEW BLACK!!! but then i checked
herzspalter: I sometimes think “I wish I could color like coralus and larbestaaargh and lesnee and fayren and rodimuskun and dataglitch and kotteri and engine-red and skymachine and all these other wonderful TF-artists and then I stop and
connorkawaii: in games with character creation do you ever just sit back and admire your work like wow i really made a hot piece of ass well done me
Husband and I wrestled and poked each other and just seeing who can annoy the other the fastest and out of nowhere he just kisses me and puts his hand on my face, and then on my neck and then I got my clothes off faster than Jim Carrey in Bruce almighty
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. This is why I don’t do rum anymore
stereobone: Have you ever wondered why Loki’s eyes are so blue in The Avengers? In fact, Tom Hiddleston’s eyes are blue and he had to use green contacts plus effects in Thor. Loki’s eyes are blue in The Avengers because of his scepter. The same
arahir:all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss tehee welcome to Tumblr….. we’re not like the Other Social Media Sites 😝😘 and then proceed to unironically describe tumblr like the shangri la of social media where we all
198ft: girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us
and-then-i-jumped: I hate getting flash backs from things, I don’t want to remember.
I just realized I’m on tumblr in my room and then I go to the bathroom and take my phone and go on tumblr to & from and while I’m in the bathroom I have a serious problem
kinkycurls-strawberryfreckles: chadontop: lilith-not-eve: I love spontaneous sex. Like when you’re just watching tv and chatting and then you lean over to kiss her cheek but she kisses you back and pulls off your top and then she’s on top of you
so darfin got me super worked up and was being really mean and teasing until I was squirming and then he fucked me super hard and I thought we were done but he told me to touch myself and then choked me a lil while telling me I was such a dirty girl and
the other night me and darfin had such a weird/good night. he was super serious and stern and spanked me really really hard and then we had v rough sex. BUT THEN he let me put make up on him and wrapped me up in blankets while I watched him play video
cummbunny:the other night me and darfin had such a weird/good night. he was super serious and stern and spanked me really really hard and then we had v rough sex. BUT THEN he let me put make up on him and wrapped me up in blankets while I watched him
today me and darfin worked on his camaro and I helped fix up the brakes and make the brake pads, rotor and caliper all nice again and then it was pouring rain so luckily we were in the barn THEN to reward me for all my wonderful help he took me to look
dancetilyouredead: thoroughlybaffled: nopantss: corkiri: ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully play this video but mute it and then open this one up but DO NOT have it muted then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve
Soooooo apparently this guy I’m seeing is friends with all the druggies I went to hs with. This is a small fucking world. And he probably told them all about me omg this is too weird.
YO I’M SO FUCKING TIRED I JUST WANT TO SCREAM BUT I GOTTA TAKE PICTURES OF MY STUPID FUCKING POTTERY AND THEN PRICE IT AND THEN PACKAGE IT AND THEN I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF MY PERSONAL HYGIENE AND THEN I GOTTA FUCKING SLEEP AND GET UP HELLA EARLY TO
crocodilepatronus: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15313014 YURI TEACHES TIGER AND BARNABY ABOUT BOOBS AND CUP SIZES USING A SONG. AND THEN HE RANDOMLY TURNS INTO LUNATIC. AND THEN THE REST OF THE HEROES SHOW UP TO SING THE FINAL “LALALALALA” WHAT
That moment when you're writing something and it becomes so tl;dr that you think to yourself "Where was I even going with this?"
And Then I Kissed Him
k changing the page on here and website a bit
nina-rosa-draw: Two moms and a baby Garnet
72stars: and then I got the random idea to draw Steve in possible sleeping clothes + N7 hoodie. then while I was coloring it I realized the idea also worked for Sam, who I’d been meaning to draw. and then somehow Liara and Kaidan also wound up running
what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends
k so sachiko got sick-ish during the date (my poor delicate flower bb u n u) so kashiwagi (suguru aka sachiko’s fiance //gasp) had to drive them to sachiko’s house ( yuuki also came idk why but he was there ahahah) and then yumi had some
its incredible how untagged notp art can make me go from “calm, chillin out” to “im going to find a cinder-block and rip in half”^ v ^
