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After watching Andrew wash down another twink with some milk, you decided to speak up. “Havent you been going through guys kind of quickly? There are other bros in the frat and were running out of pledges” He looks at you disdainfully.
Here it was, your final moments outside of Todds muscled ass. You had made some dumb bet over a video game and when you lost, he started devouring you by your feet up his smelly ass. Now you were looking up at his bubbled ass for the last time. He wiggles
No one seemed to care when the homophobic football player went missing a few days ago. And only two students know where he ended up, but they wernt telling. They were tired of him always calling them fags so they gave him a taste of his owm medicine.
<pic cred suffocateinmyass> Your friend Mike had invited you and a couple other friends over for some video games and truth or dare. When a friend asked you to truthfully answer who’s ass was the best, there was no question. Mike blushed and
Chase needed to move up a weight class for the wrestling meet later. He was willing to do anything, even, as his roommate was asleep, dropping his pants and forcefully shoving him up his ass to use their weights combined. Chase has intended to let his
Jason snapped his jock onto his firm ass cheeks. The screaming of the boys inside getting softer and softer as they were dragged deep within the bowels of Jason. A hand reached out for freedom, which stretched out Jasons hole so nicely, he came on his
venusianfemme: blktauna: booasaur: I want the kind of love they have, one day. It’s like being at my grandparents’ house… <3 omg I love them. Must see this show.
Derricks tight shorts barely hid his enormous ass. Wherever he went people would gawk at it and Derrick would love it. He loved the attention, so much so that he made a blog about his ass. Almost overnight people were begging him for his ass. He posted
Favourite Kaley Cuoco scenario: she is has just been playing that online game for a while (like in that one episode), is surrounded by empty energy drink cans and is heavily belching all the time - she doesn’t wanna get up to avoid being afk, so
Enemas are amazing, just sitting there waiting for her to push the milk/cream on your face and then farts right in your face, makes me so horny to think about! xoxo
caretoexplain: primaeros: A lot of new footage, and the air date. And Shadow Kanji. And flower farts. Ffffff can it be October already?
“And you’re sure this will get me more votes in the election?” Peter sounded nervous, another student in his college had convinced him that he could guarantee Peters victory as president of the gsa club. “Of course, once everyone
theworldofcinema: In the scene where Sean starts talking about his dead wife and her farting antics the lines were ad-libbed by Robin Williams, which is why Matt Damon is laughing so hard. The scene took everyone by surprise. According to Damon in the
collegehumor: Taste the rainbow… and then fart it out. 12 People Who Tasted the Rainbow Too Much
first attempt at a line-less picture ! I used the tiny-ass pic of that ‘DARKNESS BUNNY’ figure that’s floating around as a ref.When in doubt, shiny.
everyones drawing update art and idk what the fuck I’m doing Garbage
systlin: wetwareproblem: brainstatic: Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in
hardcockforhitchcock: “I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!“ -Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
smitethepatriarchy: fairygodrobot: mirakurutaimu: sana-kan: my favorite seal is that one that just goes “uuunhh. eggs” and makes fart sounds with his mouth AAAAAAAAAAAA egg The fact that this is captioned makes in ten times funnier.
meowkind: my sister farted and it activated the kinect im laughing so hard
amischiefofmice: a-fart-has-no-nose: Can we please just all take a moment and think about how snails are the cUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. HOLY SHIT. march of the noot noots
gystff: i want this fagget 2 have so much semen in his butt hole he cant control it and the semen farts out involuntarily every so often all the rest of the night
cloesy: aciddiarrhea: reasons why i missed playing latale I never get to witness things like this anymoreI’m jealous she missed the chance to use the fart emote and say ‘urine trouble now mister’ too
nosdrinker: nerd alert Guys, just enjoy the movie and stop farting in everyone’s coffee. :|
striders: last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk
theinflation: Sorry for the long post but isn’t this just hot? It is hot (and this is coming from a guy without an inflation fetish) but I keep thinking about all the farting that will come later.
My dog just farted really loudly and the entire time she stared at me like this
k-9gooddog: In a creative rut lately, so it is nice to have a fall back of Rocket sketches in my sketchbook. Gives me something to inking and coloring during my brain farts. :D
cubist-fart: im usually very anti-picasso and anti-great modernist painters in general but i just found this painting he did of a cat check it out i like it
psi-mon: Saw the animal movie (I liked it) and quickly farted this out when I got home. By the way, I’m much more active on twitter these days! Follow me there if you wanna see more frequent poops!
If You Can Believe Your Eyes and Ears
raunchysub: If Your faggot thinks the onions You’re chopping for dinner will make him cry, just wait until he meets the fart You’re about to rip straight into his fucking face. Then the pig will really have something to cry about. And so will You
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you’re trying to quietly fart in a friend’s bathroom and the toilet bowl be like:
graystripe: graystripe: my brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying he said hes “disgraced the whole family”
yonnu: i can’t wait to go to the beach!!!! beach part 1 farts
hotbitchesanddragons: hotbitchesanddragons: I am having a not great night and since I was already going to McDonald’s for a mcflurry I also got fries and cookiesI can’t wait to be super sick tomorrow when I have jury duty Anyway got sick before
esuerc: True love is farting on Kadan and getting away with it
blkowner: blneberrypie: thisdickhasfans: would love to sniff his hot hole and suck the farts out his ass I just realized this kat is a bottom….look at the pics carefully…All sign s White boys’ heaven!
I had to do this last night for some guy, his ass smelled horrible, but he said the only way the smell was going away is if I were to clean it with my tongue, so inevitably had too, he gave me very little breaks and even farted in my mouth when I was
No one saw Bradley eyeing his stepsons boyfriend during dinner. No one saw him park his giant ass right on his face. No one heard the farting, the crying, or the struggles. And no one will ever know his stepsons ex boyfriend will never be free of the
gloomyteens: notahoe: lady gaga could literally fart into a microphone for 15 seconds straight and this website ( and the world) would go bananas about it are you talking about applause?
toskarin:there’s something hilarious about dnd entering an enormous renaissance as a direct result of streaming and homebrew culture – cutting so far into the mainstream that “playing dungeons and dragons” basically ceased to be
generally: wow!
laugh-til-ya-fart: everyones going to concerts and the only place im going to is the fridge
a5tro: placiddream: laugh-til-ya-fart: what the fuck happened in year 9 He got a hair cut and the background is blue
bottom-problems: cocksandjocksallday: hungbareback: skindick: Jared Steele’s BoyHole gets impregnated by Casey Wood’s massive Mule, and he farts out Casey’s babies onto the floor before being mounted by the next Impregnator. Follow hungbareback to
bamboo-muse: thesedrugsthatkeepmehigh: reblogging this because spencer was the best thing that ever happened to this show He was apparently always doing wacky shit on set when the camera wasn’t on him to make people laugh and mess up their lines
masteringherfuckholes: loudcoffeeeagle: 轻松双拳交了 What a sizeable stretch from this hungry cunt! Swallows up 2 fist with ease and the sloppy noisy cunt just splatters and farts away while being plowed. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
littlealienproducts: Fluffy Whipped Soap // ŭ i have monkey farts and the rock sugar scrub and i always smell like a candy shop when i use it ^.^
turbobyakuren:turbobyakuren:turbobyakuren:i have a hot take about vine and tik tok if you allow me vine’s entire concept was “show don’t tell” while tik tok’s entire concept is “tell don’t show” might risk sounding like an Old Fart but
cantabilechaos:Adventure Time was just like “here’s s fart joke, here’s a talking piece of candy, here’s an absolutely soul crushing scene where a woman realizes that the man who saved her from starvation and dangerous mutated humans in the aftermath
