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My sexy and super cool older brother actually came to talk to me at the party instead of avoiding me like he usually did. Not only that, but he even started flirting with me. He was good, too, but it turns out he was just joking. I wonder if he knew that
ddscharlie: I offended one of my friends yesterday with some jokes and comments I was making at the expense of Catholics. I thought about it for a while and I understand why he was upset. So, just to prove that there are no hard feelings, and that
As a scientist and half plant herself, I think Ivy knows helluva lot about cactuses :)This started as a sketch, but I pushed it a little more and finish the whole pinup. Initially was some other joke about cactus, maybe I’ll do that one later. Funny
Did you check everywhere?When the wife and I were in college, her sorority sisters had a little inside joke and I was in on it - If they couldn’t find something, and if that something was even remotely phallic in nature, they’d ask me “Would you
My sister and I were just joking around about her boobs, I mean it was impossible not to notice them even if we was related. I asked if they were really that big or if it was mostly the bra she was wearing, then she just pulled them right out! We both
just though i would warn you guys that i recently changed my icon and URl
queenston: gofordajump: after rewatching the first season i was so pleased with the way the team rocket dressed. james was put in traditionally feminine clothing but it was never made into a joke and he was totally comfortable with it and that is so
mayatrap: robinbanks14: No jokes. Only sex. Some lip reading fun for you in #2. The fun part is that I don’t even know what the fuck I was saying. ;) Damn it that was kind of a joke. Ok, I just have to re-blog this…I have a complete and total
gaykravitz: can we talk about how amazing fragments was? we had this shonen anime-ass training montage with these gags and jokes. it sets off a specific tone that let’s the audience catch their breath while also driving that pit of worry in your stomach
makochantachibanana: lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class
:::My boyfriend didnt know i was in discourse with human pet guy and now he gets to learn all about Tumblr Kike Drama™ hey speaking of this!! @ goyim: remember when an antisemite joked about (sexually?) enslaving a jewish minor and you all thought it
sallymolay: The Trans Art of Daniel ArzolaI’m Not A Joke (No Soy Tu Chiste) was begun in Venezuela by writer, illustrator, and activist Daniel Arzola. It became the first Venezuelan viral campaign that through art raised awareness of the prejudice
I may or may not be somewhat disturbed by the series of thoughts that I just had, out of left field, that were brought on by a joke I was making, and the following level of intense arousal and desire that said thoughts brought about.
kenway: uzujusttoodamnfresh: tiny-green-box: kenway: the southern US genuinely scares me like my map of ‘states i will willingly go to for college’ looks more or less like if you’re coming to the us this is a good travel guide fyi <3 thats
taylor-ruth: god whenever i see those jokes that are like.. “haha lads we put glasses on the floor at the MET and everyone thought it was art jokes on them” jokes on you bitch! you put something out there in a context of display + consumption of
cufflinks-and-handcuffs: kitten-heartsmacker: cufflinks-and-handcuffs: Before and after feat. a crying @kitten-heartsmacker Metal rulers HURT Do you reckon it was this or my singing/bad jokes that was the most torturous?
I’m not joking when I say this was my first priority, lol. I wanted somewhere that is clean looking, has large galleries and that you can easily browse through and download pictures. Imgbox can do all that, but without the advantage Tumblr had of being
closetfizzle: I- I’m thinking that that actually was gay… and that I was just tricked into doing something really… really… ga- oh no… t-t-totally doesn’t mean anything! Hehehehe… y-you know. Things happen. J-just jokes! Y-you got me. Hehehehe.
Free Comic Book Day was so much fun! I got a preview of a Hello Kitty comic and the owner of it joked around with me about how horrifying it would be if there was a My Little Pony crossover with it. He also said that he’s going to order a War
lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs)
millionfish: So remember a while ago when I joked about making a caejose doujinshi?? Well it wasn’t a joke laughs even tho it’s just sketchily done in photoshop. If I may be blunt it’s all embarrassing yaoi so pls don’t look if that isn’t
raveneesimo: Here’s an extended part of one of the scenes I did for “Joking Victim” with Steven and Sadie taking orders at the counter. Just a short extra character interaction that unfortunately got trimmed out for time. It was fun doing it anyway
How can you sit there and eat pizza?Do references count as jokes? Because that’s what this is (to Silent Hill 2, for those unfamiliar with it). This was one of the first things I thought after watching the episode.
It’s always kind of frustrated me that when in “Joking Victim” Steven asked what the tape was and Sadie said “It’s like a DVD shaped like a box” a lot of people decided that meant Steven didn’t know what a videotape was and didn’t have
anyway, if CN France isn’t just joking (a terribly joke at that, tbh) and they really do air more unaired episodes, I won’t be watching them. I made an exception for the last three because I wanted to remain on social media and it was an unfortunate
Mora - Las Lindas - Wishing Well - Cartoon PinUp Commission Well, superstition is not that bad when you look at it from my angle :) This is Mora Linda, commission for @chalodillo. She’s the main character from his comic Las Lindas. It was a
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jenova-amaranth: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my
anatolia823: What I was afraid of the most, during this scene, was that somebody for some stupid reason would burst in and make some stupid joke. I’m so glad that everyone stayed silent and let those two enjoy their reunion… no matter how short it
generic2007popsong: last week i saw sausage party, there were only 2 other ppl in the theater and they walked out halfway through do you know what it’s like to watch a movie like sausage party all by yourself in a theater? it was an incredibly surreal
suirano: So I was watching “ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” and he made this joke about Stormy Daniels and showed that image and…well, you knew this was coming.
“Alright, that was a cheap joke. Okay, I admit it. And I’m gonna do it again, like four times in the movie, and I’m just gonna apologize up front. I like knocking Norse people out of frame. It makes me laugh. And I like things that make me laugh.”
strexc0rporation: OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING. HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED. HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED. HE FUCKIN FELL FOR OUR DUMBASS
motionless-in-reverse: The whole 7,000 won joke actually makes sense now because it wasn’t a joke it was real, they really didn’t have money and that makes me really sad because they went through so much shit with the Thailand stuff all because they
officialunitedstates: remember that time I joked that I knew english, australian, canadian, and irish and a bunch of irish people started sending me scary sounding archaic half-english words and thats how I found out irish was actually a language
ironicdavestrider:small penis jokes are:a reinforcement of hypermasculinization (seriously it’s not “feminist empowerment” to degrade someone the same way that dudebros do)transphobic and cissexistintersexist we get it, you’re terrible at insults
strexc0rporation: strexc0rporation: OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING. HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED. HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED. HE FUCKIN
I know my dad says he’s sometimes joking, but I’ve been shamed for my food choices since I was a child. No wonder I’m the way I am. Thanks for that.
fursonakin: fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around,
ofools: one of the “jokes” in that old comic was that literally every situation could be solved by ????????? whatever i was just turned 18
iswearimnotnaked: a few months ago my bf was trimming his hair w/ the buzzer thing and i was doin my eyebrows and i mentioned how he had this singular hair that sticks out of his eyebrows and i jokingly hinted at plucking it and then he paused, took
bogleech:sharkcloset:ancientson:Fuck fight for 15. ฟ/hr was a goal from ten+ years ago. Fight for ษ at least. And that’s not an exaggeration or a joke. We need a living wage, and ษ is the minimum that that can be. In some places it needs to
so my coworker thinks its funny to make puns about my name, and today he made some joy division joke that wasn’t funny at all. this customer overheard them and straight up was like “she doesn’t know who they are” and i was like
musichettas: i made a joke about doctor who being my religion and my father told me the concept of worshipping the doctor was ridiculous because clearly the doctor didn’t exist and it was ridiculous to worship something that doesn’t exist and i kind
nue: shout out to all the 13 y/o’s on here that are literally so fucking smart and educated on so many different topics & very nice & well rounded as well b/c when i was 13 i was making ur mom jokes and laughing at dick jokes while simuntaneously
torpidgilliver: dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND
hugglez4eva: lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and
more specifically, there are people joking that Asami would or HAS taken advantage of Korra when she was disabled and think its “hot” like oh yeah wheelchair sex, and that’s so disgusting and i’m ashamed of whoever thinks that
is it bad that i get annoyed whenever i see that snapchat of “pokemon condoms” ? And everyone is like I NEED THESE CONDOMS, FUCK ME WITH THESE, etccause they’re not condoms, it was just a joke that a japanese person played on their friend and it
STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT STUPID TYPO AND PAY ATTENTION THE FACT THAT WE HAVE ICE SHELVES THE SIZE OF /STATES/ BREAKING APART AND ARE FACING SPECIES DIE OFFS OF INSECTS, FISH, AND MAMMALS YET WE HAVE AN ORANGE OVERLORD WHO BELIEVES CLIMATE CHANGE ISN’T
cantabilechaos:Adventure Time was just like “here’s s fart joke, here’s a talking piece of candy, here’s an absolutely soul crushing scene where a woman realizes that the man who saved her from starvation and dangerous mutated humans in the aftermath
