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snorlaxatives:kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset those were the
snorlaxatives: carlyclaw: snorlaxatives: it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they
snorlaxatives:kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset… those
snorlax-con-tetas: justinspoliticalcorner: Today is the annual International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia, and Biphobia. #IDAHOT #IDAHOBIT #IDAHOBT Happy IDAHOBIT to my LGBTQIA+ buds! Wishing you love, safety, and happiness. ❤️💛💚💙💜
snorlaxatives: if anyone who follows me wins the powerball just remember that i’ve always been a sweet and kind internet presence in your life and if you need something to do with all that money i will be over here with open arms
snorlaxatives: my coworker just told me that she has a friend who has mixed race kids and they call their white grandma “gram cracker” and i screamed
snorlaxatives: tbh i think cigarettes are gross and the smell is unbearable but i would never call a smoker a terrible person just because they smoke ????? nicotine addiction is a tough thing to break… and as long as they aren’t like blowing smoke
snorlaxatives: i hate when i’m complaining about something and someone tries to one up my complaints like… i’ll be like “i only got 5 hours of sleep i’m so tired” and some obnoxious ass will pop out of nowhere like “oh well i got negative
snorlaxatives: i’m gonna need an hd suicide squad trailer and 45 million different gifsets right now immediately please and thank you
snorlaxatives:people who can just plop their sweet lil heads down on their pillow and quickly fall asleep don’t know how lucky they are… i gotta construct a whole ass cinematic universe in my head with dramatic plot twists and in-depth characters
snorlaxatives: a big difference i’ve noticed between myself and my parents (and i think it’s definitely a generational thing in general) is like when we’re at a public place and something goes wrong i’ll keep my frustration internalized while
snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE EMBARRASSED AND BLURT OUT “YOU’RE BLUSHING” LIKE YES IM EMBARRASSED THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT TO EVERYONE YOU PIECE OF CRAP someone
snorlaxatives:can i just give a special shoutout to all the fedex, UPS, and mail delivery people because they work hard as fuck especially this time of year like my family had a combined total of like 30 different packages in the past few weeks and the
snorlaxatives: first day of 2018: some ugly youtuber with bad hair films, exploits, and makes a mockery of a suicide victim second day of 2018: the president has a big dick contest with kim jong un and threatens nuclear war
snorlaxatives: an 80 year old dude won the 跦 million lottery jackpot…………….. like good for him that’s cool and all but he’s on his way out……. i’m young and alive and drowning in student loans………. hmu
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snorlaxatives: quiettimeeverytime: snorlaxatives: do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal in america is everyone ignorant it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast We do, and it is glorious
snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: one time i was at my friends place and we were cooking this zucchini noodle recipe and it called for two cloves of garlic and me, being the garlic connoisseur that i am, jokingly said “two is not nearly enough let’s
snorlaxatives: remember when you were innocently minding your business in 2008 and 3oh!3 dropped the iconic fucking line “tell your boyfriend if he says he got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” that was a transformative
snorlaxatives: c—rimson: snorlaxatives: [emotionally distressed carrot pushes angry potato off ledge] [angry potato turns body in mid-air and gives emotionally distressed carrot a look of hatred] someone has to gif this
snorlaxatives: yay finally leaving the house and going to the beach and by going to the beach i mean
snorlaxatives: i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment
snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: my kind of salad i made that comment like over a year ago and i think i unknowingly created a meme
snorlaxatives: gumpert666: snorlaxatives: i had a bacon egg and avocado sandwich and an iced coffee for breakfast nothing can ruin my day now What about aids?? ok maybe some things could ruin my day but it was a lovely breakfast
snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: the most iconic scene in the history of cinema comes from scary movie 3 when the dead girl starts crawling out of the tv and brenda is like “cindy….. the tv is leaking” and then she’s like “this bitch is messing
snorlaxatives: lahense: snorlaxatives: i’m sure bohemian rhapsody is a lovely film but nothing will be a greater tribute to queen than that scene from drake and josh where they’re trapped inside because of a storm and everyone starts singing ‘we
snorlaxatives: mctrubbins: snorlaxatives: happy monday!! and if you’re sad that it’s monday just think we’re one day closer to the deadpool monday that should make you at least slightly happy I am too young to see the deadpool movie who left
snorlaxatives: my favorite character from lilo and stitch was reuben because he was just like stitch just fatter and lazier and all he did was make sandwiches
snorlax-con-tetas: tardigradetheking: snorlax-con-tetas: listen to pop pop is it ok to punch some one for there political beleafs in a democracy Genocide and ethnic cleansing aren’t political beliefs, you fucking idiot. Pop pop’s handing out
snorlaxatives: my favorite character from lilo and stitch was ruben because he was just like stitch just fatter and lazier and all he did was make sandwiches
snorlaxatives: spaghetti-divination: snorlaxatives: i just wanna give a special shoutout to pineapples for being literally one of the best fruits in the world they’re sweet and juicy and everything a fruit should be And they dissolve your flesh
snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: there’s this one girl in my trig class who sneezes literally every day and i say bless you every single time and she never ever says thank you and i’m pretty sure i’m just going to emotionally break down because of
snorlaxatives: condom-inium: snorlaxatives: why are will smiths kids so bizarre the boy is named after the mom and the girl is named after the dad like wtf their names are the least of my worries lately they be looking like vampire hunters or some
snorlaxatives: one time me and my friend went to mcdonalds and it was like 10:00 at night and we walked up to the door and pulled it and it didn’t open so we were like “hmm weird i guess they’re closed” so we left and as we were driving away
snorlaxatives: lukeboutins: snorlaxatives: that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog of you agree where’s that meme where it’s like anatomy of a drumstick cone and the bottom chunk of chocolate is listed as being
snorlaxatives: gilfoyledagain: snorlaxatives: potential breakup song by aly and aj > every single song the beatles have ever produced fuck this post - people who haven’t listened to the banger that is potential breakup song
snorlaxatives: phonesignal: snorlaxatives: i love girls with rough and raspy voices like emma stones voice changed me as a person honestly my grandmas a chain smoker ill give you her number if you want i hate this
snorlaxatives: deputeyparrish: snorlaxatives: i just watched atonement and that was a Big Fuckin’ Mistake it was so sad jesus christ my heart will be aching for the next 60 years of my life will never forgive little saoirse ronan for fucking with
snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: i think about the dixie chicks’ outspoken distaste for bush and then release of the song ‘not ready to make nice’ following the backlash from their predominately conservative fanbase every single day of my life….
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