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merspers: tumboner: leoreturns: I have been waiting all year to post this. omg This has been in my queue for months. But… but what about the 26th? :< It’s full of happy and unicorns galloping across lovely gay rainbows ;–;
OMG JEFFREY CRANOR CAME OVER AFTER THE SHOW AND SAID WE GAVE HIM LIFE WITH HOW HARD WE WERE LAUGHING AAAAAAAAAAA
…and ass, and legs, and balls, and armpits, and fingers, and toes, and necks, and eyes, and sphincters, and tongue, and OMG I love ears…
courtney2295: keskis: Who brushes there hair over the toilet? Only my best friend -.- Haha, this is what you do to keep the hair off of the floor and counters. Omg! She does this often!!!! Somewhere in the vast mutant sewer creature world there is
modmad: 221bspooky: spookybait: ruckawriter: just-a-skinny-boy: Coke advertising is brilliant… Reblogged from Montoyas - and yes, I recognize, I’m being a corporate shill. But it’s BOND!!!! I wish I had been able to do that omg I don’t
oMG I LEFT MY STRAIGHTNER ON OVER NIGHT FKLHFFUCK
pastel-crow: sleepy icon commission for @duxwontobey i decided on the binary pen and an overlay, i hope you like it Thank you omg! I love it!
the-darkmark: jaxthevampire: How am I laughing and crying at the same time. OMG this is horrible. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LOL asjdhjksdasl la imagen, pero hueeeeon, que onda D:
feministcaptainkirk: trnscndnt: sluttyoliveoil: davevaleza: i must’ve called a thousand times // you used to call me on my cell phone are you insinuating at drake and adele… that drake……. and Adele……… Omg @sessionmoth
northern-pone: allthechantry: ianbrooks: Love Hurts But usually worth it in the end. (via: reddit) The sound that just came out of my mouth when I saw this was so embarrassingly girly and sappy. its so cute omg T-T tears
fortheloveofcorgis: maythefoxbewithyou: He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me! omg what a dork
omg omg Amazon has my dream teddy bear. It’s 5 feet tall and has the smile of an angel. you better believe it took me less than .364 seconds to push “Add to Wishlist” While we’re on the topic, I’m not very impressed with Amazon’s selection
omg i finally got her name! come back M! this is the 3rd time I’ve seen you and been unable to say hello. this time it wasn’t due to me being dumbfounded, just that we were mega busy and there was only me and david and i was on bar and frappuccinos
her-master: mmmkay-m: Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried ….dying laughing i will never be able to read this book now I don’t even know what to say. Please, everyone who stumbles by my page, stop what you are doing and watch this.
flypup: “The Doctor hates shopping– going to the store, pushing a metal cart around, picking out various foods and other domestic-y items. It’s tedious at best– but when Rose comes with him, it turns into an adventure. Giggling as they run
perler-bead-batter: shercocklocked: supergayporno: supergayporno: shercocklocked: i mean whAT MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button’s really sensitive and the yodeling’s obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like
my-flourish-and-blotts: thedisneyfan: starinlokissky: … For the Frozen fandom… OMG WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES OLAF OMFG!!!
buzzfeed: heyveronica: digg: TURN THE SOUND ON OMG ^^^^^ Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
conversatron: nachobragers: fuckkyeahhbatman: deansdickfreckles: kittystonergirl: HAHAHA. OMG, I’m sorry but this has to be the biggest fail ever. First of, “legalize” is spelled wrong. And this is a photo of grass.. not ganja grass. Ug, sorry.
alchemist-rising: itssexualhour: one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to
animerei: sexonmotorcycles: So… You guys should all talk to me and be my friend. OMG MARCI KDSCJSDJCDJKKJV
jesus-o-tier: 3eep: phemiec: atrueenglishman: Yesterday I found that someone wrote “Stay beautiful!” on the wall of a bathroom stall in red and blue marker. It highly amused me. Why am I so stupid omg
OMG!! THIS!!! ^ here´s the info
shinykissme: seung-young: SHINee and Key’s middle finger…
tyrannosaurus-regina: story featuring a city where it’s cloudy and rains almost all the time but instead of being stereotypically gloomy and grim, it’s lively and colorful and people party hard indoors and decorate the streets with colorful strings
omg-thickness: bearwithamoviecamera: Thank you!!! I had considered the Canon before I think and I might have the budget for it in the next couple of months I have a T3I and love it. I also pair it with the 70-300 II IS USM LENS. The 70-300 is great
omg-thickness: bearwithamoviecamera: Thank you!!! I had considered the Canon before I think and I might have the budget for it in the next couple of months I have a T3I and love it. I also pair it with the 70-300 II IS USM LENS.
omg-thickness: rocandshay: Relax… It’s just #sex. It’s how we got here. Even though we are married and only sex each other, ppl have a problem with what we do. We also know our real fans can see traces of every other word here embedded in our
And It's All REAL #OMG
omg-thickness: brownyellowpuertoricanandasian: professoroflust: hoesnevergetcold: “i dropped my quarter” lmao me Such a tease but I like it this is hilarious, real, and cute AF My fav. Cardi vid
medievaljunkie: OMG THIS BIT NIGHTMARES AND DAYDREAMS<3
naive-and-innocent: setyourselfonffire: 1000splendidsuns: redsuspenders: , oh no no nonononono no no no nonononoooooo omg marina. no okay we’re going to live together, get a cat, and raise it to be like this. Maybe we’ll make it watch this
walkamongstthestars: taylor-swift-deactivated2015032: [X] #otp: the american matt and karen OMG
punchself2: THERE’S THIS GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME ON THE PLANE AND I CAN SEE THAT SHE’S ON TUMBLR AND HER URL IS BLACK-WHITE-AND-BOLD AND IM SENDING HER ASKS ABOUT WHAT SHE’S WEARING AND WHAT ROW SHE’S IN AND SHE’S GETTING SO FREAKED OUT
omg this is my favorite thing ever this was my favorite movie/book/everthing when I was a kid and I wrote a short story based on it when I was a kid and omg :33
avengers-of-the-galaxy: Omg.. No.
i-am-sprout: futurefantasticisdead: oh um next time your internet doesn’t work and you get the little chrome dinosaur, click in the window and press space bar for a little jumpy cactus game :) reblog to save a life
iinezushi: whitemagicbunny: iinezushi: teaprince: iinezushi: berry1890: Exorcist!Shion and Exorcist!Nezumi with their innocences… OH DKSDOAJDA MY GODD PERFECT OMG PERFECT!!! The screech I just let out wasn’t human.omGGGG this is like the
fuckablenerdstuff: rivailleinaflowercrown: ereri-is-life: erens-jaeger-bombs: levibangseren: earliglow: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ omg Eren’s ass are we just going to ignore ymir? ♥ ymir made it ten times better they all have
commanderbishoujo: a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it. OMG THIS IS AMAZING
GAGA ARRIVING AT THE GRAMMYS OH FUCK & terry is still with her. :D JUST WENT TO HEAVEN AND CAME BACK OG SKLDFH J;AKFJS;DFJAIOAFSHJGIAHADS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GAGAAAAAAAAAAAAA ~DEAAAAAD~
this picture of Gaga and Zedd came on TV today omg
OMG WHY DID I SEARCH TRYPOPHOBIA I KNOW THIS IS TEMPTING BUT DON’T SEARCH IT i never knew what it felt like to have a phobia.. but i think what i feel is so close I AM LIKE BREATHING ALL WEIRD AND OMG OMGADJFLKSDFADLSKFJDLSJFLAKSDFA DSFASDKLFJKSDLF
omg my leg touched my other leg in the dark and I just got so scared. I think it's time for bed when I get this jumpy.
gilbertjeremy: mrjackles asked: eight gifs of stefan and caroline
whoreismzz: ugh i hate when people interrupt my dirty thoughts by talking to me, no i am not just sitting here i am BUSY
omg so i found my diary from 2003 its so funny but nostalgic to read, i think tmr im gonna post pages from it cause omg, i haven’t changed at all LMAO
omg i was twitter and found someone from the old HS fandom who i really hated and found that they’re an even bigger asshole now than when i knew them, and they were harassing ppl who like yoi and and im justim so glad your ass isn’t in my fandom
minfotibaken: chubbyfurry6: jinglefish: arcanaofthestars: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: superseding-the-binary: star-bellied-sneetch-meow123: prosher: #omg i only glanced at this and i thought it was a raptor getting married #I’ve stared
verysecretlykinky:Tease me and I’ll tease back 😉🌹~ No Age In Bio = Blocked ~🌹
saffelinastuffs:This is just a post to point out how cute my new dress and trainers are.You may now carry on with your important humany activities ☺️.
lizardtater:what is beautiful is good, and who is good will soon be beautiful 🌸🌿
iamgoddessfawn:elenastrawberry:🙃🖤This, for me, is what it’s all about. I watch this and because it is so beautiful and my heart aches as I’ve never achieved what I see in this image, not that level of connection, sharing, love, cuddling,
tamiiland: sassysharpshooter: lukethreepwood: SMASHING SCREAM SUNNY OMG LMAO LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS AND LAUGH WITH ME. I’M LOOKING TAMS, I’M LOOKING OH MY GOD WHAT
parasailin-sarahpalin: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer
fuckinq: I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running
hitlervevo: teenytigress: DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES
frigerator: ONE TIME MY PARENTS WENT TO GO GET PIZZA AND MY DAD WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND MY MOM FORGOT HIM AT THE PIZZA PLACE AND CAME HOME AND STARTED EATING THE PIZZA AND THEN WONDERED WHERE MY DAD WENT AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T IN THE CAR ON
capt9rs: chepibola: rnozzarellasticks: memeluvr2: my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO
toastdurr: wallabyvvay: dancelilithdance: toastdurr: ironicbaking: toastdurr: “ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ” i thought this was me at first and i was really confused omg hi WE’RE MULTIPLYING uhhhhhhh thIS WAS A POST
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