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My Vampire Wife Isabella - Silver Surfer - Cartoon PinUp Sketch So, who likes a girl who like comics? And who likes a girl who likes comics and likes to wear negligee? :) Well, I know one and it’s My Vampire Wife Isabella. So I sketched her today
ask-artemisfrost: Very overdue icon for Ug. Sorry it took so long. xP Anyways, here you go. ^-^ Hope you like it. http://askug.tumblr.com/ Like it? I LOVE IT! >w< UG looks very nice and cute. And I really like this eyes this is great, and look
Yes hello i’m on this little boat called Saybel and I’m inviting you all to join me because we have milk and cookies and jealous Levi-oniichans. For anais-fromanotherplanet <3
You’ve liked 10k posts on Tumblr! It’s official: You’ve liked a lot of stuff. Like Addiction is a real thing and it’s actually pretty awesome and I recommend it.
apparently we need a new one and the guy was like “oh these cost like 10k” and we were like whaaaaTTT so parents are just calling friends to get second opinions and maybe we can get an ac for but we don’t have that cash right now ,,,,,,,
Omfg I’ve been working myself up for ages and edging for like half an hour and just as I was gonna orgasm my fucking wand died. I can’t, it completely ruined it and I like half came. I’ve never been so amused and frustrated all at once
connnorkenway: reylo and 50 shades and twilight and all those abusive het relationships that are popular with women are just the reflection of how we’re raised to believe men who harass us and stalk us and treat us like shit really love us and how
clonepa2:i love staying out of the loop. like, “lol whats happening?” i dont fucking know!
rheadeniserose: onlyblackgirl: I’m wet. @onlyblackgirl all I saw at first was your caption, and I was like… Why, then it loaded, and I was like
starsapphire: usbdongle: reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee PEOPLE TAGGING THIS POST RARE, OVER EASY AND BLACK REALLY ARE STRONGER THAN ANY OF US EVER WILL KNOW
also on the topic of discourse it really annoys me when TERFs are like “it’s just an opinion” or try to defend their shit in some way like that. Like if it was just an opinion and you didn’t constantly attack and demonize trans people then we
There’s something genuinely unsettling about stuff like a/ge/pla/y and stuff like that, it’s like someone looked at the laws of their country and went “how much of a reprehensible human being can i be without getting arrested?”And there’s the
falloutgirlongirl: why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights
http://shutupnurse.tumblr.com/: Hiii it’s me again (: I got this snapback onesie the other day that snaps open from the bottom. And I like how my boobs look in it. Sorry if it isn’t much but I like it. D:You’re fine! Like T says, we
As much as I like to say I wanna tie up a guy and make him cry, whenever I imagine myself doing it, imaginary Sophie ends up not being able to take anything seriously. Like, he’s on his knees, wearing a collar and looking perfectly submissive.
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
I feel like Jean and Armin would spend the first five or six months of their relationship fighting nonstop, because Jean sucks at reading Armin’s physical and emotional cues and Armin is not going to bend, because he’s sick and fucking tired
Can people stop acting like Bob’s Burgers is new and subversive comedy? I like some episodes, but I really can’t get on the fan train for a cartoon that had an episode dedicated to trans sex workers and continuously conflated the trans women
kylorenshair: Kylos lightsaber is just so interesting to me. I just find it so intriguing that he purposely uses a cracked crystal that could seriously alter the abilities of his lightsaber. It looks really cool and it just intrigues me.
roughly9000: I don’t like relationships like they see each other for the first time and the guy’s like “Soo you wanna go out?” nah nah I like when people meet and become friends and there’s character development and they GO THROUGH THINGS TOGETHER
stayuglystayangry: Like, maybe the reason that so many tomboys “grow out of it” is because of the concentrated efforts of those around them, parents and peers and teachers and bosses, to “correct” their behavior and align the belief that being
bethanyactually: ticklemetuesday: Everyone likes to say that Sophie and Nate are like the mom and dad of the group, but really they’re more like the weird aunt and uncle that never got married but they’ve been living together since before you were
annachibi: threepipeproblems: honestly the real horrifying thing about the US election is seeing Trump/Pence signs crop up around your neighborhood and its like you’ve been in a sleeper cell all these years #like how the fuck #when the fuck #I’ve
tinyconfusion: ok now that the hysteria has calmed down a bit can we all like talk about the fact that they used the picture of rose wearing ten’s fave shirt ever and also his hand placement cause like IF YA WANTED ME TO LIVE THESE NEXT FEW MONTHS IN
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
zechv:the wildest thing to me is that some people straight up like….. forget to drink water lmfao. like sometimes itll be like 7pm and my roommates like “i just realised i havent drank any water today” and has like a glass and thats it for the
I like how in Lars and the Cool Kids, Lars is like “I can’t drive a stick shift!” and Steven is like “I’ll control the stick” and Lars is just like:
kasukasukasumisty: artemispanthar: I was thinking about how, like, in “Gem Glow” after Steven asks how the Gems got all the cookie cats because they stopped making them, Pearl says “We heard that too” but, like, the Gems don’t really keep
I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not
dance-like-a-tree: WHAT IF STEVEN CAME INTO THE ROOM HALLOWEEN DAY WITH LIKE FAKE BLOOD ALL OVER HIM AND ONE OF THOSE FAKE AXES IN HIS BACK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HE’S LIKE “GUYS LOOK” AND PEARL LOOKS OVER AND JUST HAS A FRICKIN HEART ATTACK
I’m watching a Winnie the Pooh movie with my little sister and she jumped up suddenly and said“Oh my gosh, Rabbit is just like Pearl! And Tigger is like Steven and Amethyst put together. And Garnet is… Eeyore”
I was kind of amused by the answer at the SDCC panel about Jasper viewing Rose (Steven) as weak and how it basically boils down to that he’s small. And Rose was big, like Jasper. Like she’s like “wtf? Why are you small? You’re
I’m picturing, like, Pearl making a date with the Mystery Girl and is like “What do humans wear on dates?” and Steven is like “Well in TV shows they usually dress kinda fancy?” and she’s like “Oh, I can totally do that”and so ends
pencilclicks: I think a lot about how like, the allmates are really really similar to their owner, as theyre connected by the brain or whatever, and I mean, if to people are compatable, wouldn’t that make their allmates compatable as well? Soooo to
you ever read or watch something creepy and at first it’s like lmao it’s not that bad but then night time rolls around and you’re about to go to sleep but then you start thinking about the thing and you’re just like just fuck me up.
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
karaluthrs: starsapphire: usbdongle: reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee PEOPLE TAGGING THIS POST RARE, OVER EASY AND BLACK REALLY ARE STRONGER THAN ANY OF US EVER WILL KNOW
So I keep seeing posts from users saying they’re always asked why they “like” so much stuff, and respond “so I can go back and reblog it later” …I wonder if I’m the only one that likes stuff so that the number
grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
more-than-useless:do you ever have those ultra nostalgic days where everything reminds you of something like the trees smell like your 13th birthday and a book cover reminds you of a winter three years ago and you step outside and it’s like walking
whites-pink-dongle:idk about y'all but I love the idea of Pete and Billy being in Hank and Dean’s lives and like being there for their childhood. Like I think they def babysat frequently. White made them listen to Bowie and Duran Duran and Depeche
nezumis-spicy-schlongasaurus: droppingdreams: listyaka: better quality - finally! and remember - no homo. and this is why context matters- wait there’s no context And suddenly all I can see is “we just got caught mid-blowjob” expressions.
iancaldicottblog: rosales-15: I’m going to start posting pictures of myself :) if you like it re blog and like and I will take more ;) I like duck u can take more just for me if u like
theclockworkphoenix:tinytmas: gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you
I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh
when people delete my caption it makes me annoyed but when you reblog a picture that I just posted straight from me and you delete the caption?? im coming to kick your shins
alssoo the cutest weirdest thing happened, I told darfin to go sit outside and ill get him his presents and when he saw THREE presents he was like woah?? and I get him his seat cover was like coool, then gave him the care package and he was like ‘I
also I’m in love and he makes me cum so hard and sometimes he looks at me during sex and there’s this power where I feel like he’s staring into me and I’m so hungry for him but I’m so happy and overcome with how much I love him so I just grab
nunderwater: does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
I really do like guys with pubic hair and I think it looks kind of odd and sterile and like LOOK AT THIS WEIRD THING PROTRUDING FROM MY BODY OUT OF NOWHERE when guys shave all of their pubic hair off Like the pubic hair is like a soft meadow or something
i know i shouldn’t have to say this but some of you really need to start doing research and start acting like decent human beings.I’m still a domme if I:• acknowledge my sub’s humanity• care that they pay their bills first• say no to a
My brother trey is like one of those people who try to act tough and stuff but is like one of the sweetest people ever. Big guy with tattoos, sarcastic, the whole she-bang. But today we were walking through Michaels and I was just steathy lookin at those
Im happy over the fact that a lot of you liked how I draw scars on the RWBY girls. I do it because they’re fighting giant monsters and training since an early age to do so and like??? How could they NOT get scars. Like, I know with aura it could
I dunno which I like more, Sapphire with one eye, two eyes, or three eyes like GarnetOn one hand, we can have cycloptic Sapphire and that would definitely explain why Garnet has three eyes because of Ruby’s two + Sapphires one, and it’s pretty rad
Does anyone else get this like, burst of love and excitement and just pure emotion whenever they hear the Steven Universe theme song? Like you hear it and you just feel good and like you can do anythingCuz I sure do
ladyofacat: Can’t wait to see Lila talking bad about Ladybug, and Chloe freaking walking right up to Lila and being like “Excuse me?! What did you say?!”I want Marinette to be a witness.
taterlordinc: All I can think of is Pearl going up to Greg and being like “Now that we’re friends, I have an important question.” And Greg being like “???” and Pearl being like “What sort of prizes would Steven and Connie like if they
and now we wait
ummmm I fucking hate companies calling ur phone like when they offer me something and I respectfully decline and say I am 100% not interested and they’re like “I understand you don’t need it but we just want you to try it for free” LIKE PLEASE
