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“It was a light so brilliant and white it could have been beamed from heaven, and Brian and I could have been angels, basking in it. But it wasn’t, and we weren’t.” - Mysterious Skin For jean-mayer! <3
ghdos: “Dear Future Girlfriend” #268: Don’t you dare close your eyes while I’m inside of you. I don’t care how good it feels. Open your eyes and look at me. I know you’re about to cum so keep those beautiful brown eyes open so I can
I just accidently ate something reeally spicy and my chest hurts & it feels like I’ve just done 5 shots in a row
It was like Autumn.
So I just had the longest day ever… 3pm: Got picked up by my friend Savs to go to Chinatown because they were having a Chinese festival and we had like 40 bucks on us and we thought that’d be enough but apparently everything there is pretty
oriko-archive: jetstreamsamrodriguez: jetstreamsamrodriguez: OH MY GOD I JSUT REMEMBERED TAHT COMIC THAT WAS LIKE GIRLS AND GAMES AND IT WAS A CHCRISTMAS COMIC AND IT WAS LIKE “THE CAKE IS A LIE” IDK I JUST REMEMBERED IT
rheadeniserose: onlyblackgirl: I’m wet. @onlyblackgirl all I saw at first was your caption, and I was like… Why, then it loaded, and I was like
Patrolling the underage tag to report the fucking shit out of the pedophiles there, but also reporting the worrying amount of underage kids posting nudes??? Y’all get tf off this site and wait til you’re older, you’re in genuine fucking danger??
idiot-fucking-hippies: pizza-dome: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT im gunNA VOMIT aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH
mihlayn: one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years
It kinda sucked back then cause i can remember going to visit my grandparents and it was like every year someone i grew up with got married, and my grandma especially would be like “Eddie are you gay? If you gay you can tell me i know you Americans
Today I drew the nape of a figure’s back and accidentally made it look like the drawings on the chalk board during that flashback to the 104th in class. My cooperating teacher proceeded to point at it, explaining how executioners had to hit that
ask-sashapotato: So I found an English version of Guren no Yumiya and I took a little time to put it together with the video to give everyone a feel for what an English dub might potentially look like! (ps, it was higher quality but tumblr said the
kasukasukasumisty: A Boy and his Blob is another 2D Wayforward game and it looks pretty amazing Oh, I really liked this game! It was fun, ridiculously adorable, and there was specific button just for hugging Blob.
I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not
dance-like-a-tree: WHAT IF STEVEN CAME INTO THE ROOM HALLOWEEN DAY WITH LIKE FAKE BLOOD ALL OVER HIM AND ONE OF THOSE FAKE AXES IN HIS BACK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HE’S LIKE “GUYS LOOK” AND PEARL LOOKS OVER AND JUST HAS A FRICKIN HEART ATTACK
I was out and I saw this guy with one of those masks that’s like the bottom half of a face and it looked like it was of some kid and I was like “what?” but then he turned so I could see the whole thing and it was Chucky and it turns
tomfclton: She was the last person to screen-test, and I was so bored of it by then… . And then she came in, and it was like diving into whitewater rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I
gerard-gay: gerard-gay: my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest
generic2007popsong: last week i saw sausage party, there were only 2 other ppl in the theater and they walked out halfway through do you know what it’s like to watch a movie like sausage party all by yourself in a theater? it was an incredibly surreal
tiny-septic-box-sam: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark
It was like a nightmare.
celticpyro: mama-germany: dangerbooze: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere
Normally I’m pretty ambivalent to spiders in my room, but when I’m sat up in bed, and I see one running towards me across the duvet, sometimes you just act on instinct, and now there is one less spider in my room.
thehighwayphantom: nifty-nipples: xxblack-rosepetals94xx: sherlawkward: rifa: camflougedzut: fearof-theunknown: The Trap In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time,
this new guy at my workplace is such a nerd and we were chatting it up and we got on the subject of atla and how good it is and i was like HEY did you watch korra tho?!? and he was like yeah but i didn’t like it so much i mean the ending was so meh
sherlawkward: rifa: camflougedzut: fearof-theunknown: The Trap In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind
trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also white as fuck.
tiny-septic-box-sam: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken
renkris: didyougetmytext: the-vashta-nerada: i used to piss off my english teacher by making stupid csi puns every time a character died in hamlet like we got to the part where ophelia died and i borrowed a kid’s sunglasses and i was like “looks
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also
missmeeya: toverre: gyllenhaha: this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water I had a substitute teacher
emmastonrs: It was like I woke up when she came in. She was the last person to screen-test, and I was so bored of it by then that I was mucking about—I’d been pretending I was Tom Hanks or Seth Rogen. And then she came in, and it was like diving
lannistere: And then we met you, and it was like he woke up. You couldn’t see it, because you’d never known him any different. But I saw it. Hodge saw it. Alec saw it - why do you think he hated you so much? It was like that from the second we met
tomhiddlston: I’m not. I’m lucky. I feel lucky because it’s wrong, Danny. It’s wrong and it was eating me up, it was going to kill me. And I kept asking myself all the time, how did I buy into this shit? It was because I was pissed off, and nothing
mihlayn:one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and
so I love being a dick to my brother and my mom bought this creepy man’s head for Halloween so I put it in his bed and set it up so it looked like a person. he said goodnight and went upstairs and all I heard was “god damn it!” then
nunderwater: does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
finished watching Zankyou no Terror and i really like it !
I dreamt Amy Poehler and Rashida Jones were talking shit about me and I heard them and then I basically was just apologizing for being myself and it was really just a terrible dream Nobody liked me and I knew it and it was like obvious 😔
I watched it and it was fucking glorious
And It was just a thought, just a thought, just a thought, just a thought, just a thoughtWe’re, okay, we’re okay, we’re okay, we’re okay, we’re okay….
former-fatty: continuants: fabledmuses: Found my cat. AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT THE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS WONDERING HOW THAT CAT LOOKED AND HOW CUTE THE MEOW WOULD BE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.
Everyone on my dash is so hot 😍 my queue is like 2 weeks long lmao
