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It’s so weird how I am just wired to see this, and not only want to do it to T, but to want her to do something similar to me. - D
And just like that my cooking abilities increase! I did the regular veggie stir fry (with orange pepper/mushrooms/onions/potatoes) and added rice noodles but I stuffed a pork tenderloin with spinach and feta cheese (ahh) and for the first time ever made
And it took them nearly all day to explain that IDK meant I Don’t Know to Pearl(Submitted by aussie-bookworm)(Hey y’all! It’s Submission Saturday once again. As always, if you like someone’s submission, consider checking out their blog and letting
No offense but I just had a Steven Universe x Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney crossover dream and it was the best thing ever
And it’s calledNow those of you that know me know im not hard to please, but this game will blow you away.It reminds me of Journey on the ps3 except now you get to experience the beautiful world not as one animal, but many.Animals that can fly, dig,
lovemeplenty-deactivated2020103:Them: *starts teasing me* Me: you’re so mean Them: and you like it Me:
And then there's G.O. who's saying that there's good porn with good storylines and production like a movie.
It pisses me off when friends come over because all my family does is point out my flaws and compares them to me
Literally what my heart feels like today except it’s still in me and it hurts and I wish someone could take it out of me for a little while.
It hurts like hell to find out someone you loved more than the entire world sees you as “just another friend”, and it hurts even more when they don’t even want to be that close… fuck i should stop looking at her damn blog but i can’t stop
chubphlosion: biscuitsarenice: She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools. She came for him I was just like “yes this is amazing you go girls” then i saw it was
Sometimes I open our inbox and I’m just like, “whoa, that’s a penis.”
ballwizard:boys will get into bed and be like “brbrbrbrbr eeehehehehee!! so cozy and comfy!! mmmmm”
likeful:man if there’s one thing i could say to (young) people who have just been diagnosed w bpd….. do not go through the tags or follow blogs dedicated to bpd like don’t do it
differentfacesameman: i don’t drop threads i just draft them and do them like two months later
i want to go to hollywood and find vince vaughn and just like… convince him to live in a dumpster with me.
kylorenshair: Kylos lightsaber is just so interesting to me. I just find it so intriguing that he purposely uses a cracked crystal that could seriously alter the abilities of his lightsaber. It looks really cool and it just intrigues me.
damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK
It was super hot today (for the area) and a lot dryer than normal and it felt so desert (still does, really, because its dark out but still so warm). I actually really love weather like that (so long as I don’t have to walk anywhere, haha). I
I got my hair cut and it’s half the length it was and it feels really weird not to have super long hair anymore
t1kt0k:obsessed with the line “if i can continue to be a minor nuisance to the forces of nature trying to decompose me, i’m gonna consider that a win. the wheel of time will continue to turn, and i with it, like a nail in a tire”
professional-chaotic-dumbass:popsunner:popsunner:I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked youDon’t do this to memy
genies: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
ohshititsgreg: avvatar: duoverse: marcelinesexual: i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like this exists it’s called facial expression
gerard-gay: gerard-gay: my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive
josiephin: k-kipper: btw-idk: This is what terrifies me about the ocean. the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and
miss-grace: Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky
shavingryansprivates: i can only handle so much social interaction every day before i start getting grumpy and pissed off and it really bothers me when people don’t understand that i just genuinely need some alone time sometimes
beccalovesdarling: blameitonthesilence: mooneymannyinthesky: i-bring-light: laughcentre: i was going through tumblr.com stats and i realized theres an expiry date for the site we finally found the actual apocalypse. And it’s in fucking
thunder-blitz: thunder-blitz: thunder-blitz: SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON” UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest
raavynndigital: crackahater: milesjai: Fluid Playing around with masculine/feminine looks and everything in between. Here for it Like a million percent here for it
thehighwayphantom: nifty-nipples: xxblack-rosepetals94xx: sherlawkward: rifa: camflougedzut: fearof-theunknown: The Trap In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time,
my favourite thing is when people still continue to follow you when you reblog a bunch of your otp even though it’s their notp.
let it be known i opened 103 loots and only got 1 genji skin
ovw has to be like. the worst fandom i’ve been in. like it’s worse than dmmd. and it’s kind of hard to be worse than dmmd but here we are
sherlawkward: rifa: camflougedzut: fearof-theunknown: The Trap In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind
tampire: effigyofubiquity: echrai: osamah: shavingryansprivates: scientists recently discovered the body of a giant sea spider like organism in antarctic waters. the origin of this species is unknown, and it is unclear whether or not there are more
Every time the doorbell rings on American Dad or Family Guy, my dog loses her shit and barks like mad and it’s so funny because she’s growling about a cartoon
masqverades: do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the
wreckedteens: One of the best feelings ever is when someone compliments you on something you’re really insecure about and they don’t know that you’re insecure about it so you know they genuinely mean it and it’s just such a nice feeling
I was just thinking, when Darren wins his first GG or something along those lines...he's probably going to be flailing all over and swearing like a sailor and it will be beautiful.
Ever lose a really nice shirt and feel like crying?
I’m allergic to weird shit, so I was looking up where I could get an allergy test done and it’s around 300 to 500 dollhairs nope nope nOPE
And then like 4 days later I dyed it burgundy which turned out pretty dark, but cute enough. Since I’ve washed my hair pretty much every day since then because my hair is so short now and I sweat a lot at work, the color has faded fairly quickly,
That awkward moment when you repeat a word so many times, that it loses it's meaning, and it just sounds like a strange sound coming out of your mouth, then you're not even sure if it's a real word or not.
RPDJ tells it like it is
I just saw a gif set of some porn on my dash and THEY HAD THE SAME BED AS ME!!!
a while ago a voice actor for a childrens tv show was talking with me and bought me a few things and was interested in being my low effort sugar daddy. I wasnt interested bc I’m not seriously into sugar babying and this guy was so paranoid about
And just like that I can go from delighted to feeling like an unwanted piece of trash…meh.
feelsguy: you guys are all horny and stupid like cavemen
it’s annoying when you make a post defending a character against misinterpretation, especially when it’s a FEMALE character and it somehow spirals into a post defending a MALE character
“This is planet Trendy, a poppin’ joint where you’ll find the hippest couples in the universe dropping it like it’s hot. If you want to show the bae that you da man, then you best turn up here. Her body and the place be swagger.
Okay but like the music this episode gave me such a fooly Cooly vibe in the sense of its nostalgic and it FITS, it really felt like a chill rebellion but also just so much FUN 10/10 I want the full song omfg
I don’t know how people manage getting into fandoms so quickl y even if I watch something and I like it I’m never motivated enough to actually get involved in the fandom aaa
drawendo: I’m back! Like for real real back I want to apologize to anyone who has commissioned me the previous time my god darn laptop forced updated while I was recovering and it got rid of almost everything I was working on, I’m going to be back
It’s probably creepy how quick I got this done, and it looks like crap, but… I HAD TO DRAW THIS.-Phoelyn THAT’S IT
voltageamemix: ★Castaway! Love’s Adventure★*~Serena Season 1: Lost in Paradise Pt.1 is Out Now!~*When you first meet her, she keeps you at a distance and tells it like it is. But when she touches you, her warmth and gentleness immediately draws
I get bruises underneath my nails a lot and it really hurts because my nails are so strong and long if they get caught on something they almost never break and just bend so
