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lil-mizz-jay: Can we talk about the fact that Derpy is like, almost always smiling? Can we talk about how like literally no matter what happens Derpy is just like “:D” Derpy is the happiest pony in fukan Equestria and I’m happy for her She is gifted
I swear I’m trying to draw thingsI just literally can’t get ANY poses to work and it’s really frustrating being in a “pose rut” Not even an art blockIt’s just the posingAnd wow does it all suck ass Ugh
casynuf: Gift for awesome askug C,: OMG OMG OMG OGM OGM GOGRGO I HAVE NO WORDS THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AND, WONDERFUL AND, FANTASTIC AND, ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IV'E EVER GOTTEN!! I’M DYING CASY I’M DYING! LIKE HOLY HELL THIS IS SOME
scoobypup: cardsofclow: a good friend sent me this screenshot from his facebook feed today and wow can we just talk about male assault for a second and how shit like this is why men are less likely to report being raped because society tells them that
No body brings me down like I do. I am my own worst enemy, and biggest confidant. No matter how down I get on myself, I know what I’m capable of…. I just have to fight to achieve and succeed. YOU ARE -capable -worthy -wonderful -intelligen
yeah agreed and it NEVER applies to m/m shipsi just suddenly remembered SNK where Eren who is what 15? a literal underage CHILD was shipped with Levi who also has an unknown age but is hinted at/joked about being quite old and im just MMMHHMM ok then
my money is on the table that peridot is not above taking advantage of steven’s compassion almost immediately and uses him like a shield every time she says something shitty to the crystal gems and steven is like “NO SHE DIDNT MEAN IT SHES JUST IGNORANT
blauerozen: shingeki-no-survivors: i bet levi doesn’t even talk dirty to eren. like, he just sits there and whispers into eren’s ear about how many titans he killed and how and eren’s just like “there go my pants” i just had to do it i
suckmydickofficerbitch:writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits
niambi: My favorite thing about the early (and some late) episodes of Naruto is that whenever he got into a fight they’d be like…you dont know what its like to be me…i had no friends and i was alone for most of my life and naruto is just like
fightingeldergods: “Believe it or not, I understand all that too well. Lost in time and space is my only abode, to be perfectly honest. As to why a young woman like you would be searching for an old and dusty alien like me, I cannot imagine.”
sometimes i REALLY LIKE A SHIP but i don’t want to see smut of that ship i don’t even know why i’m just like ‘no babies all ur supposed to do is kiss and hug and hold hands and be cuties’ ‘what are you doing no don’t touch their genitals’
xybutt: thetox-deactivated20141204: Levi and Hanji scaring Eren. #hello eren would you like to be our child
tall = taller than me short = shorter than me That’s how I use these terms. I don’t really have an objective concept of sizes, its just all how things are in relation to me (or sometimes whatever the other point of reference is - e.g. this
Ok so if you’re ever eating one of those push-up popsicle things and you think like “This little paper wrap is in the way, I’ll just push it all the way up and eat it like a normal popsicle”, don’t. Because there is no stick
Does anyone else have this thing happen where, like, a patch of skin (usually just on limbs) gets really sensitive and kinda feels like it’s sunburned, even though it’s definitely not? Like it’s not red or anything but it’s very
transmasc-wizard:rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like… mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild
oh also also I learned just now that Natalie Morales uses they (and she) pronouns and it’s like… I don’t, like, require validation for my identity or anything (I largely never care what anyone else is doing lol) BUT I do get a little
masturgr8:My mom was driving me to the city yesterday and saw a Muslim and said something like “they’re invading our country” and I was like “no they’re just regular people like not every Muslim is with Isis it’s only a small group who is”
celticshenanigans: mrsdickens713: carolrance: taurieal: is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they
osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just
soundlesswind: puckleberryjam: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: twoassassinsonedestiny: This is exactly how shipping works. EXACTLY how it works and Sanity is like “ABANDON SHIP” and you are just like, NO Wait… what is sanity? Folks you are not
cynnchestra: Nintendo just makes my heart smile I mean I know it’s probably just great marketing but everything they do seems so genuine and it looks like they really love what they do and it’s no wonder everyone loves them
no-blood-no-bones replied to your post: Hesitation is the seed of defeat But you just saved like 250$ and you can probably get the 30+ each off eBay from China and they’ll be just as good Wait, no I bought
demolitionfrerardist: demolitionfrerardist: what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat
jackhawksmoor: ash-is-in-neverland: pantsareunwelcome: tumblr after dark is kind of like… NO YOU DONT GET IT IM HAPF ASLEEP AND IM IN TEARS FROM LAUGHIN its like they’re making a music video help
lifewasted: maelisann: What the hell… Eddie is all like “shut up stone”. Is Eddie trying to hide something? Is Mike Gay? Is this a joke? i just rewatched the whole interview to get to this part and it’s so awkward oh god
euo: xiwx: euo: Where’s that pic of the human and the like llama human and the human is feeding the llama human and he’s like “I owe you my life” and it’s in like Microsoft paint I really need it please THANK YOU
sakurasunshine: keep-calm-and-disney-on: HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she
geekauthormountaingoat: baddovah: sweetthingsandwetdreams: do other people pronounce “your” and “ur” differently in their head or is that just me “your” is pronounced like “yore” and “ur” is pronounced like
drownful: if you’re having a rough day and dont feel like being alive, just remember that there is still so much new music to discover and puppies to pet and new people to meet and you’re just a star in a big galaxy and you’re doing so much better
fghtbt-deactivated20160210: “And we got to the chorus, I remember asking Taylor, I was like, ‘Is this too poppy, like I feel like, “Can I do this, can I say it like this, can I—can I sing like this?”’ And I just remember Taylor being like,
eggito:caprisun is literally the COOLEST thing you could possibly ever consume if you ever go to a party and ppl are pressuring you to drink or s/t just whip out a caprisun and be like “naw…i got my caprisun pouch” and theyll be like “dam…theyve
lemonwhoree: ithotyouknew: Honestly, the Android vs. iPhone debate is so stupid like so what, let people have their phones. It’s so pointless and dumb like yeah one has emojis and one looks like a Fisher Price My First Smartphone for Kids but like,
theoldbetamale-deactivated20130: “No. He’s my brother.” #RUBY YOU KNOW THAT’S NOT HOW IT IS #and dean is just like WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE #and ruby is just thinking #I WAITED FOUR MONTHS AND THREE VESSELS TO CRACK THIS JOKE (x)
lil-mizz-jay: Can we talk about the fact that Derpy is like, almost always smiling? Can we talk about how like literally no matter what happens Derpy is just like “:D” Derpy is the happiest pony in fukan Equestria and I’m happy for her
positivityandpaperstars:official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and
masturgr8: My mom was driving me to the city yesterday and saw a Muslim and said something like “they’re invading our country” and I was like “no they’re just regular people like not every Muslim is with Isis it’s only a small group who is”
no, it’s more like people do little things or say they love me but it just doesn’t connect to my brain? like I think oh that’s nice but you’re just saying that which is obviously frustrating for both me and the other person.
OH MY GOD and I just kind of started getting into photography and darf saw one of my pictures I took while at a conservation area and he freaked out and was like ‘this is really good, no really this is really a great picture and if you put it online
peachypersici: “To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you. And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you I am nothing more than a fox like a hundred thousand
davexsollux replied to your post: can you guys imagine cronus hitting on… no okay but imagine her flirting back and he asks her out and she just laughs and is like “oh you think im actually into you?” and grabs his cigarette and walks away
my mom is on the phone with her friend trying to explain to her how to set a profile photo on her whatsapp and its been 45 minutes and im dying
I just started the book on the right today but it’s already changing my life Obviously I know a lot already because this stuff is like my main focus of my social reform energies but this is just giving me more sources and putting into words all these
keyofjetwolf: GARNET OH MY GOD PEARL AND AMETHYST LOOKED SO HOPEFUL AND YOU’RE SO HOPEFUL TOO AND SO CERTAIN LIKE YAY GARNET IS GOING TO FIX EVERYTHING NO PROB AND THEN JUST FUCKING TRYING TO SHAKE HIM TO MAKE IT STOP OKAY MAYBE YOU THINK HA HA IT’S
oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no
addsapphire: I love how calm greg was throughout this entire episode like he finds sapphire unfused and freezing over their entire motel room and he’s just like “oh no where’s the other one.” And steven’s freaking out but greg is just like
