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pumpkinqueene: cartoonyafterdark: dumb gross kink thought LApis’ just into watersports and always likes to leave that sort of “territory marking” in addition to bites and scratches on her partners (neither Jasper nor peridot are amused by this)
there are nsfw artists that draw characters in a nice blend of realism/stylizationand then there’s me who draws some of the TOONIEST porn ever ;;
jayster523: First Picture: Weiss: Float like a butterfly… Blake: …and sting like a bee, right? Second Picture: Weiss: An elegant and graceful victory. Blake: You’re acting like it was easy.
thinks abt future and responsibilities
Someone just sent me the entire 贘. I was like hoping for 18 and put 120 as the maximum because it would cover everything BB related I spent and cover my live feeds for the following seasons. I cant breathe, Im like crying, laughing, and Im like
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have you guise seen that one commercial where there’s this woman and a man who’s flights were cancelled and then they see each other and are like “OMG you’re a blogger? Im a blogger too!?” and they all smile and fall in
ReBlog and Put in the tags how much you need to pee on a 1-10 scale!
Me on weekend nights: hell yes most people off work so gonna have hella omo stuff on my blog!!Me later that night with a dead dash: … oh yeah people go out and have fun and have lives on the weekends I forgot lol
vua: somedays I look in the mirror and im like damn I look good and then other days I look in the mirror and im like damn I look SO good
ntbx: I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day
iijewelinq: Tag urself im Vodka
demiiwhiffin: please and thank u
fromgallifreywithluv:Oh, you should have seen it, that old planet. The second sun would rise in the south, and the mountains would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver, and when they caught the light every morning, it looked like a forest on fire.
vvebkinz: vvebkinz: this is an important question do babies pee in the womb update: they do and im going to adopt
tomno: there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u
sceneybopper: Also people always guess that im french because of my last name and im like dude no And dont try to like talk about french shit becAUSE I DO NOT KNOW IM NOT FRENCH STOP
amoyed: urtube: SO IM AT THE MORGUE AND THIS WOMAN TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my recently deceased husband *points at him* saw your selfie page
harrysthefather: harrysthefather: i asked this teen couple at starbucks to watch my shit while i went to piss and they were like ok and im like thanks and when i came back they were gone and this was left on my comptuer u think im joking dont u
lowellclancey: FRIENDS WHO LIVE IN CALI LIKE “IM FREEZING ITS SO COLD IM WEARING 3 COATS A SCARF IM WRAPPED IN A BLANKET N DRINKING COCOA” AND IM LIKE “HOW COLD IT IS????” THINKING ITS BELOW ZERO AND THEYRE LIKE “55 DEGREES” LIKE BRUH UR
And that’s how I ended up parked in the back of an Academy parking lot, sporadically sobbing while eating a chicken burger and watching Game Grumps
dude wtf i was reaching into my tin of jelly beans (cause i put a pack of the SODA ones in it) AND THEN LIKE WTF THIS FREAKING BLUEISH PURPLE ONE THAT TASTES LIKE BERRIES COMES OUT LIKE WTF HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE so i spit it out cause like WHAT IF ITS
STORY OF MY LIFE AT KUMON. wake up on saturdays thinking “yay its saturday” then 11 rolls around and im like fml kumon and then i get there and its fun for the next 1-2 hours. then by then i am sooo hungry and im like screw this i want taco
that-stupid-tardis-sound: i hate saying stuff about myself in conversations or even saying “me too” because it feels like i’m always trying to turn the conversation around to make it about me because i’m a self-centered shitstick
I haven’t spoken to another human in over two hours and I’ve been working alone since 6 this morning and I’m here til 3 helppp
things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN
having a very small life crisis - all my friends are pregnant or getting engaged and living together and im not even close to that and I thought they were weird and moving quick but maybe im the weird one?? but im 22, im not ready for that life!!! and
all through the night by sleeping at last makes me feel so emotional and im 90% sure its bc it was on vampire diaries
is it odd that I find small spaces comfortable?? like literally I fell asleep in a cage one time and darfin used to have a little corner under his desks for me with blankets and stuffed animals and it was relaxing
TIME FOR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. im going to decorate and put up my tree and decorate that and get some candles and warm blankets and michael buble and my brother got eggnog but eggnog tastes like vomit so ill just leave that part to him.
THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL, im finding conversations from forever ago but my first real ex was a TEDDY BEAR. and im rereading things and my god he was so cute and sweet and caring and then I read ‘we talked about it on the phone last night’ and I forgot
sex workers hihow do you guys sell your snapchat??? apparently circle pay isnt in canada yet and im not sure I like paypal. thank youuuuu
in my messages theres one guy who keeps talking to me in a way I probably wouldnt be chill with now and apparently this was around the time I lost my virginity and he said I was acting different and I was like ‘im not a virgin anymore’ and he was
also i just shaved my legs and they’re smooth as velvet and smell like tropical fruit
so i have to take like 5 different pills like 2-4 times a day and they all cause dizziness and tiredness and im just uGHGHhfdg cause i literally can’t do anything but be awake for a few hours at a time and i just have a constant headache and im
As an artist, I won’t always like every single piece I create, no one will. But I get really cringe-y when other artists hate their work piece after piece which actually look beautiful and shut down every compliment they get with “thanks but its not
Im seeing all this “Dipper is going to be dissapointed by the author because he will be such an asshole” posts and im like why dont you want fanboy Dipper,thats comedy gold right there.
Mabel says the bubble is a perfect world and everything is perfect.Okay Mabel,then where´s Stan?
sexcake: theyellowbrickroad: i hate when i become consciously aware of the fact that im breathing bc then i start breathing too fast and im like “better slow it down youre breathing too much” and then im like “whoa there dont forget to breathe”
Im drawing chefblake and im doing the cleanest lineart even oh my god im so proud of my self
betaflower replied to your post:IM IN SAN BERNARDINO. WE’RE DRIVING THROUGH BY BUS. GETTING CLOSE TO ALL JENNIFERS I JUST DROVE BY A 2 STORY BURGER KING. IN THE BACKGROUND ARE MOUNTAINS. MOUNTAINS AND PALM TREES. completely accurate description
I don’t think you understand how much I wanna cosplay Yang.like I think i got the body and height for it, ive been working out since i was a kid during sports so im in shape with all that bara jazz and im 6'0’’ AND IM 17 SO LIKE??? all
I’ve notice that whenever I draw RWBY, my thought process is ‘Mmmyess good, corruption, B LoOD, A N G S T’ And whenever I draw Steven Universe, it’s ‘Mmmyess good, cute, flU F FY, DOME STIC AU WITH CUDDLES AND KISSES’
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lazaluarts: i found my old rugby shirt and was like “ruby would probably wear this” and thus an au was born
squaremomgsquad: I’m imagining the gems having a movie night and I can’t stop giggling. Like, it’s a rom-com, and all of a sudden Garnet just turns off the TV and is like, “This is an unrealistic depiction of romance. Let me tell you a real
Im honestly trying my best to get super hype about RW*BY again but theyre like…trying real hard it seems to make Ja/une the main character and its like ‘NO!! I came here for the GIRLS, WHERES MAH GIRLS???’ like the legit reason I got into
im laugHing iN EMBARRASSMENT AHAHa
fuCK i just thought of shiteyanyo poppin up out of nowhere gettin all somewhat ~sexual~ w/ luka and luka is like “( ･_･)” and then somewhere in the distance miku sees and is like “(ಠ益ಠ)!?!” and m a n im gonna try
when im watching the “akatsuki arrival” project diva video and im not thinking too much about it laugh when miku disappears like “goodbye miku take care” but then when i do think about it im like “s-s-hES gONe sHE LEFT LUKa
i like both the new pokemon protag’s outfits im gonna steal them
stardustguitar: Hanna-Barber- I mean, Hannah and Barbara like to shit on Akko, but they get a high level of dorkiness as well lol. Also, that dude from the store was totally the same one as the one from that pawn shop reality show. EDIT: Just in case
sexwitsockson: peachemojimami: sexwitsockson: thagreatvino: If you in LA, a female and feel like choking on something about 8 inches… hit my inbox. LMAO shooting to the moon.I respect this This post has herpes written all over it te pasaste
