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So apparently my sister lost a target gift card which she claims was taken from her room and I know that she immediately is assuming i took it and im just like what the hell am I gonna do with a target gift card? I don’t think Ive ever gotten a
Lol my friend is back to guessing what my fetish is I’m dying lol
Movie theater mess up
dare-i-say-asexual: dare-i-say-asexual: dare-i-say-asexual: i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like…
violentviolette: gay-garbage-disposal: violentviolette: sometimes i am suddenly reminded that childhood abuse is not a universal experience and that some people have loving and supportive parents who have never traumatized them and im just like ????
selektions: *Shake it Off comes on and im just like
qaera: my partner is so attractive and im just like :M when they kiss me
people are weird. and about as unpredictable as tornados. but theres a lot of good shit out there, i mean just like wow man, there is so much good shit out there.
I’m trying to watch Haikyu!! But its also making me think of my ex so its kind of making me feel like shit…
Respond to this if you would be alright with me drawing character interactions with your OC’s
Things David Tennant Does That (Most Likely) Get Him Laid, Part Three
burritolover97: eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol
Well... Shit.
selektions:*Shake it Off comes on and im just like
yungbible: one time this black dude in my class was freaking out so i’m like “ay bruh, you straight?” and my white friend’s like “omg what does his sexuality have to do with anything” and im just like white people
ammit420: whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this
fairlyloccal: the best thing abt being bi/pan is u never know who ur gonna end up with like straight ppl grow up assuming that they are gonna marry someone of the opposite sex and im just like? will i get a wife? maybe! will i get a husband? just as
captainsnoop:its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service they’ll give you a free month of Prime and a
cokesprite: when ur chemistry teacher asks if u understand and ur just like
wheatdealer: celsisus: When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me?? is that how parents feel
spicy-vagina-tacos: all these people are saying how mine and my girlfriends relationship are their goals and im just like?????? we literally call each other gay every five seconds were not even friends on facebook
The time your friends buy the same shirt as you…..gunna be fun….i feel like a 5 year old but there are two of them who have it and im just like BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU SER-I-OUSSS(insert Miles Jai voice) like imma have to
fuck-my-mind-not-my-body: tiredthomas: it’s hoodie season and im just tryna wear yours Yess
sansaofhousestark: doctorkpepper: henrycavills: in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and
violentviolette:sometimes i am suddenly reminded that childhood abuse is not a universal experience and that some people have loving and supportive parents who have never traumatized them and im just like ????
my sister, who is 12, has a freaking huge ass. and i’m just here with the big hips (for my height anyways) and im just like hi i’m awkward.
henrycavills: in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
it really is amazing how much less stress is off your shoulders when you stop worrying about pleasing other people or worrying about whether people like you or not just always remember yourself is important too
people always ask me what are my favorite songs or bands and i just blank out so hard on the question and im just like UHHH… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KztZmZDNCVg that, yeah
is it bad that i get annoyed whenever i see that snapchat of “pokemon condoms” ? And everyone is like I NEED THESE CONDOMS, FUCK ME WITH THESE, etccause they’re not condoms, it was just a joke that a japanese person played on their friend and it
should i play undertale? send me asks about why you like it !!
smoke-thc-drop-lsd: sometimes people ask me what i do when i run out of weed and im just like ??? i ??? dont ??? ???????
i get more excited when I get notes on things that i didn’t even post. getting notes on shit i reblog is so much better bc people like shit i like and im just like yeah we have a connection i love u too babe.
askthefamilyoflove: Sapphire: *Giggle* Garnet likes having her hair out and natural just like her Mama. I dye my hair since I enjoy the color, my hair is naturally a light brown~.Garnet: Mama’s cryin’…Sapphire: Those are good tears baby.Ruby: *Incoherent
So, something I noticed while watching The Owl House’s first episode with my friend tonight was this:the fireworks look an AWFUL lot like the fire magic glyph, but just modified. So does that mean that Luz could eventually branch off and MODIFY her
Honestly everyone I find attractive r always taken. Like someone came into work today n I’ve always thought he was hot n he said I looked v nice today and I just cry on the inside becus he’s with someone
