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“I was with my boyfriend for the first time last night, and he pointed out that I start thrusting my hips back and forth whenever he does something I like. Is that normal? He said he loves it, though, so I’m not sure its a bad thing…&r

I’m not a sissy! It was just a lost bet! Maybe it looks like I enjoy it… but that is not true! I was forced to do that. Well, okay, I had an orgasm and I moaned like a girl… and the cum didn’t taste bad… but that doesn’t mean anything!

imperialdalek: thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say go on without

sm-victories:I’m glad the crew, like, openly debunk this. The theory makes absolutely no sense from both a character perspective and a story perspective (what motivation would Kim have to forge the letter? What about the letter didn’t sound like something

i’m not even shadow banned but I lost 500 followers over night on twitter its like my whole last week of camming down the drain i hate the bugs and bans on twitter it’s getting insane. I thought I was good uggggg *rolls eyes forever*

sashakirschteins: true friendship is discussing the dick size of a fictional character

Fanworks make me sooooo incredibly happy. I am so thankful and blessed that I’m finally coming around as a writer. I’ve said this before on tumblr, but every week it feels more real. No pretend…I FEEL LIKE A REAL WRITER NOW. The writer

That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…

krystal-tsuki: I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK. I COULDN’T LITERALLY BREATHE. I WATCHED THE JAP EP AND I JUST CRIED CRIED AND CRIED. BECAUSE I COULDNT BELIEVE IT WAS TRUE.OK A KISS, OK HUGS, OK BEING PERFECT BOYFRIENDS, BUT FUUUCK .. THIS IS A RING EXCHANGE?!?

ok but how is this NOT fucking adorable. I feel like Jake Abel got super into Symbrock, and when he finally clawed his way back onto spn, he committed to that dynamic, LOUD.

c-allousmind: Criminal Minds Gif Challenge | [2/6 brotps] ↪ Spencer/Derek Spencer: You should have listened to me.Derek: It wouldn’t have saved that much time, Reid. Let it go.Spencer: The interchange between the 405 and the 101 freeways is consistently

banananutcraycray: misswompler: westerninfluence: glassescat: OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD

thefickleone: Do you ever read a fanfic that is just so good it just sticks with you into days or even weeks after you’ve read it. Like you could be sitting in class or alone in your room and suddenly you’re just like, wow, that was a really good

997:me when i get a taste of my own personality thru someone else: GOD i can not STAND them

meerlichtz:meerlichtz:Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is

liquid-pie:ennairea:meerlichtz:meerlichtz:Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason

thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say go on without me #but he’s

hayleu: if ur against breast feeding in public omfg…..you may not know this….but that’s literally what breasts are for for some reason I at first thought this said “bread feeding” and was like “what kind of monster is against

hopesstevenuthoughts: Everyone thinks that Garnet is this perfect being with no flaws but did you all look over in Gem Glow when she said getting the cookie cats were “all her idea” and when amethyst said it was everyone’s, she said not really?

Not sure why my neighbor thought 2am was the perfect time to start loudly smashing/scraping something outside but it is absolutely not the right time for that. Like, I was half asleep and then suddenly there’s loud, aggressive banging just outside

I think I’m going to rearrange some of the furniture in my room. Maybe if my computer was closer to the window I’d get more air and feel less crummy all the time. Not that the window gets much airflow since it faces a very narrow space so

Is… Is “The Falcon and the Winter Soldier” title a play on “The Falcon and the Snowman”? Like, I don’t really see why it would be but I’d find it hard to believe it’s not

official-2014: In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red

samandriel: passthecocaine: samandriel: when i saw lincoln, people in the theater were crying when he was assassinated and i was like wtf there is no way you went into that movie not expecting that JESUS CHRIST TAG YOUR SPOILERS SPOILER ALERT THE

official-2014: In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red

aro-ace-wonderwoman: thesweetpianowritingdownmylife: drillheadonfire: whats the difference between bi people and unicorns i can see unicorns on movies and tv I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.” Also, unicorns

waffleperks: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: The Teen Titans Show Their Skills 💥 (W/ Khary Payton , Tara Strong , & Scott Menville , the voices of Cyborg, Raven, & Robin) This is too much to take in at once

datingat23: fistfulofweasley: I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of

so i decided to watch noragami first out of all the other anime i was planning to watch; i’m not even five minutes in and i already love it because omg hiroshi kamiya.

let’s be real here, noiz’s favourite pastime is probably eating ass rather than rhyme.

justacoffeeshop: doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat sounds like you have tom jones disease is it rare? it’s not unusual OMG, at first I thought that said Tom Smith Disease and I was like … wha? rereading it’s still amusing,

official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red

jenkristel: jaymorgutiza: haimaicel: yourelegit: kylecabang: riyatchu: He makes COD seem like a fun game. LOL, jk. If I had a lil bro and he was like this. i would bitch slap him. jk, that shits not cool. THSI IS SO CUTE! Lol, I do this to my

datingat23: fistfulofweasley: I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of

datingat23: fistfulofweasley: I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of

aphrodeiti: please don’t make a meme out of miss Colombia the whole situation is actually really sad she was mortified on national television show her some respect

lotusflowersfromconcrete: I hate that mental disorders have turned into a competition. you cant discuss eating habits without someone saying how they survived off green tea for 3 weeks and weighed 4 stone. you can’t discuss your depression because

thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say go on without me #but he’s

thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say go on without me #but he’s

samandriel: passthecocaine: samandriel: when i saw lincoln, people in the theater were crying when he was assassinated and i was like wtf there is no way you went into that movie not expecting that JESUS CHRIST TAG YOUR SPOILERS SPOILER ALERT THE

acederek: I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in

The thing about Paris is that it has a reputation for being a romantic city and whatnot but in reality it is really not like that at all. Well..in the cliché senses, yeah. There are people making out everywhere, couples on motorcycles, men with accordions

x-ratedvideoflorist: aro-ace-wonderwoman: thesweetpianowritingdownmylife: drillheadonfire: whats the difference between bi people and unicorns i can see unicorns on movies and tv I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.”

b-blushes: tallwife:Is anybody else obsessed with understanding how others perceive you like… who am I in your lives… what kind of person am I… a friend of mine told me once that I’m mysterious and I was like ??????!???)???? (not obsessed with

datingat23: fistfulofweasley: I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of

cumber-bitches: cumber-bitches: My mum was talking to someone about me today and she was like “Chloe is a nerd.” so i said “I DARE U TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE” and she just replied to me with “Chloe, when you’re not wearing a t shirt with cats

ladymarvell: aro-ace-wonderwoman: thesweetpianowritingdownmylife: drillheadonfire: whats the difference between bi people and unicorns i can see unicorns on movies and tv I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.”

almyro: what a beautiful wedding want a beautiful wedding oh yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a lemon stealing whore

thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say go on without me #but he’s

brklynbreed: I celebrate my own strength because nobody knows how I’ve far I’ve come better than me. My path to happiness did not come without hiccups, but at least it was my choice. I am happy to finally live a life that is my choice.

aro-ace-wonderwoman: thesweetpianowritingdownmylife: drillheadonfire: whats the difference between bi people and unicorns i can see unicorns on movies and tv I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.” Also, unicorns

is it bad that i get annoyed whenever i see that snapchat of “pokemon condoms” ? And everyone is like I NEED THESE CONDOMS, FUCK ME WITH THESE, etccause they’re not condoms, it was just a joke that a japanese person played on their friend and it

princessleylafynnpoo: I have this friend (not exactly a “friend” but, you know) on facebook that draws people just with points and I saw in an album called “Beauty is just a POINT of view” that she had drawn ROSIE… and I was like: “omg

aro-ace-wonderwoman: thesweetpianowritingdownmylife: drillheadonfire: whats the difference between bi people and unicorns i can see unicorns on movies and tv I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.” Also, unicorns

MaybeThe only place I belong is in compulsory care on psychiatric ward. At least people there are nice and caring. Professionally so but still. Not having free movement was seriously bad tho. I wish being alive could be a good thing although that seems

holybikinisbatman:clowniconography:clowniconography:being ace isnt tragic or weird, being ace doesnt mean you’re “missing out” on anything. being ace/realizing im ace is probably the best thing thats ever happened to mei made this post

ohh my goddd watching a video of a doctor lady removing harmless cysts of various sizes from people and half of me is like COOL but the other half of me is like I DONT KNOW IF I WANT TO GAG OR NOT ???

turbofart replied to your post: PMMM has glaring flaws? I’m not mad, I’m genuinely… my issue with pmmm is that its written like the girls were foolish for being hopeful and trying to do good,

aro-ace-wonderwoman: thesweetpianowritingdownmylife: drillheadonfire: whats the difference between bi people and unicorns i can see unicorns on movies and tv I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.” Also, unicorns

liquid-pie:ennairea:meerlichtz:meerlichtz:Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason

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