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Grandpa Yamada suggested to Nozomo that they could have sex together and she was like “don’t act like you’re even able to fuck me, you old geezer” and sticked her tongue out at him. But the tricky grandpa took advantage of that situation and
Before you go. inspired by a thing i read by stereobone and there was a goddamn line there really got to me and I have not slept holy shit it was that good
soof:Helped out a friend who needed a model for a lingerie shoot, was a lot of fun to be part of! T: I’ve done a boudoir shoot as a present for D and it was a blast! I’d recommend every girl do it at least once in their life.
This shirt usually hides Reshiram, but it looks like he’s pokin out a bit now. Also I got this shirt from NYC during the Black/White launch. :u
I wanted to do a compilation of doodles but the rest of them is SU related lol.So here u have like…half assed doodle of Chat Noir….idk pplI very rarely draw dudes and he’s like 13? so u won’t see any nsfw stuff of him anywhere from me&hellip
Real talk, give me a character with a dual or alternate identity and self-worth issues and I’m, like, instantly invested
I enjoyed Midsommar and Hereditary but, like, I get the impression Ari Aster finds paganism and naked old people significantly scarier than I do
I picked up an animatic I started like 1 year ago just a few day ago and I was like hM i wonder if I can finish it all in time for valentine’s dAyand I mean I probably can’t but it’s getting there
lupinelolita: 1-800kanye: u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside Tag your current age
Another random 2am postOne time I was texting my friend in bed and I texted how bad I had to pee but didn’t want to get out of my warm bed and she was like “Ewww don’t get up just pee thier” (obvious just joking)I thought for a min and typed “You
I was thinking about how all the grandkids on my mom’s side of the family don’t have our shit together and I was like Heh /we’re in this together/
dailyparksnrec: “I was like what if we got married tomorrow? And she was like…” “Fine.”
snowsby: as much as i love ellen page and want to celebrate her moment i just have to pause and take a sec to express my disgust with the hrc as an organization because they’re actually terrible and you should know why they’re awful
I was going through mitch’s jjba stuff and I was like “now why is m so distressed about santana?” but now that I finished part two, I’m also really distressed about santana. how did this weird pillar men family structure work?
80sdanceclub: like when you think about it, pronouns are mostly used in conversation when the person isn’t there and you’re having a conversation about the person with another person. so correct pronouns matter the MOST when the person isn’t around.
okay, no joke, I get my ass kicked in Never Have I Ever, because while I’m straightedge, my queer and poly experience knocks me out in a few rounds.
squeedge: ohnoproblems: beepunk: look @ this cute lil lady i live for small lady I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, when will bumblebees be cat sized
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: seasons-gredence: seasons-gredence: seasons-gredence: have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets? because they’re great full album here i can’t believe
my-flourish-and-blotts: He protec
dailyparksnrec: “I was like what if we got married tomorrow? And she was like…”“Fine.”
ok so earlier i asked my mom what race my dad was since i knew she wouldnt answer if i asked her about herself and she was like “white whats not white about him” but my dad is dark skinned with curly black hair and not whitepassing at all there is
gourmetknights: remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered
aspiring-kryptonian: It’s one thing when people watch a kid’s show with even the slightest inkling of a mature theme or idea and say “HOW IS THIS A KID’S SHOW?!?!?!?!”, but it’s another entirely when someone literally forgets that what they’re
As I was trying to get to sleep last night I thought up a SU comic and I was like “I’m going to draw this tomorrow” but now it’s tomorrow and I can’t draw it because I’ve completely forgotten what the idea was
we were watching some show and they used the phrase “hidden gem” and my little sister gasped dramatically and shook my arm.
My little sister says her favorite part was when Garnet said “We’ll talk” to Peridot but then Peridot “said that insult” and Garnet was like “OK, let’s kick her butt”
deadcatwithaflamethrower: lylilunapotter: jackietastic: actuallyclintbarton: knitmeapony: sophygurl: hatpirestuff: freyleif: im in awe So. The Sound of Silence is probably one of my favorite songs ever. When speaking of the “true” Simon and
thats-entirely-too-much-tuna:i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back
codenamecesare:taymonbeal:pistachi0n:Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking
mabelpinesdidnothingwrong: Everybody reblog this and tell me what the first thing/fandom u loved uncontrollably was Like what made yr small child heart explode with happiness what universe did u play make believe in I need to know
cleromancy:do you ever think of a pairing and you’re like “haha how would that even work” so you try and figure out how it would work and the more you think about it the more it makes sense and the more you like the dynamic? and then you’re stuck
destieldrabblesdaily: my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her a few months later I won this particular argument thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean
katzhangwriter: imperialdalek: thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say
hanatsuki89:Can you tell one of my favourite characters ever is Kuroo? (first one is Bokuto, btw) His expressions are funny to draw XDI don’t remember how I came up with this idea, but I can quite picture Kuroo acting like this. And I’m so deep into
dicksconnected: i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because: NO one thinks theyre for you actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down
My boss said young Lisa Bonet would play me in a movie about my life and I was like: ummm sir, do you want me to kiss you cause I will
undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND
Ignore my face and the quality of this picture (my iPad is no better than my shit gophone and I was about to gym after I tried this on) but my dresses finally came in! This one is perfect and fits perfectly and I’m gonna wear it out tonight. The
tiana-danced-with-bucky: passmemorechampagne: rekhless: spacedout-brat: x8darknessawaits: everythingandallthings1d: hemmolicious: Hey this is really true and see it will work for you too If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month
highuponsex: I usually never take photos like this. But I saw Dani Daniels do it and I was like ahhhhhh I wanna do that!! Lol so here enjoy!
molliesmpire:open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can ever convince me otherwise
yesterday darfin bent me over infront of the mirror and fucked me while choking me a lil bit and I was in heaven
this old friend of mine is talking to me and he’s like “you are still so happy like all of the time, how?” and im like “its not happiness just pure energy, I was filled with too much” and its v true
yesterday I found a little secluded beach and darfin was like a happy little child skipping rocks
There’s a post on fb going around that said ratm is touring and I was like ??!!! And had to share it to my wall
partyshoggoth: Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
im sure some of you guys who were here remember that incident, i once reblogged a Sylveon gif and i got an anon telling me to tag it and any and all Sylveon posts and i was like ???? unfollow me, and they threw a fit in my askbox saying they hate Sylveon
i was looking for my pj top and i found it and picked it up and there was a cheeto bag under it
jen-iii:There was this woman walking in my college campus wearing a bright blue dress and some white heels and she was already looking fabulous but HOL y fuckin G shit she had these BICEPS THAT WOULD CRACK A WALNUT AND I CPULD PROBABLY PUT A SHOTGLASS
I honestly thought they were gonna bait me with the Steven/Garnet fusion I have been waiting for literal YEARS to see ever since we found out Steven could fuse and when White STEPPED on them I was like ‘NNOOOO GOD DAMN IT REBECCA WHYYY’ because I
Can we all appreciate the fact that Jacques Schnee literally basically demanded that Weiss sing a concert and she was like “K.” And then proceeded to sing her fucking life out in a ballade that was basically screaming “FUCK YOU DAD, YOU DONT OWN
softieclair: when i first saw the term ‘dashcon’ i was like “well about fucking time momo gets her own con” and then i was really disappointed omG
i kinda sorta had ice cream for dinner last night AND I LOVED ITi only regret it like, a little bit. it had pecans in it that counts for something
in tomodachi life when two characters are dating/married sometimes the option to hear them blab about their sweetheart comes up. if you choose to listen they start talking about how wonderful they think they are and they end up talking so mu cH the game
goth-albino-angel replied to your photo:5 second drawing of some of my embarrassing middle…Just realized… Oh no! Small dash was suffering from Twilight mania too!?!guilty
an adam from yesterday.no referenced used, bc i was a lazy piece of shit and it was like almost midnight
i remember early last year when i was like “eh” about severawhat happened………………….what h a ppe n e d
korpsekobain: don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
i thought my inspo for monos was fading recently and i was like ‘oh ok its about time probably’ but now all of a sudden im feeling the mono feels again. help.
