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sexmybangs: nOTICE ME SENPAIHOW MUCH HER B LORE MUST I POST TO BE NOTICED(transparent version !)(nah but rlly i drew this during a skype call with a friend and she was just like “GIVE HIM BIG LIPS” and i was just… “mkay sure”)
“It was a light so brilliant and white it could have been beamed from heaven, and Brian and I could have been angels, basking in it. But it wasn’t, and we weren’t.” - Mysterious Skin For jean-mayer! <3
Future vision saves the day once again
Vagrant Queen has an episode that is just a straight up unabashed tribute to the 1985 Clue movie and it is THE dumbest, goofiest, high-energy nonsense and I just adore it
himesama: sasukes such a little bitch. he was always like my family is dead. my brother killed my entire clan. boo hoo. im gonna angry cry. but like naruto has no family at all either. they died too and he was just like hey check out this jutsu i created
Hahaha, this is part of my entire life philosophy. Just 6 months ago someone I really liked, out of nowhere, pretty much said she doesnt wanna be my friend anymore. Then she tried to explain and I was just like “I don’t care.” and
newtimegirlintown: offthetumbldpath: Doctor Who/BBC One holiday advert (2009) #the TARDIS was probably just like#dr#dr no#and ten was just like ‘DR YES’ (via nonbinarytentoo) OMG X3
Today I drew the nape of a figure’s back and accidentally made it look like the drawings on the chalk board during that flashback to the 104th in class. My cooperating teacher proceeded to point at it, explaining how executioners had to hit that
I interviewed for a summer camp job and it was absolutely bizarre? I got interviewed by a team of high schoolers and college students and I was just like “????!” the whole time. they also liked the concept of creative writing, but didn’t actually
I like how in Lars and the Cool Kids, Lars is like “I can’t drive a stick shift!” and Steven is like “I’ll control the stick” and Lars is just like:
therangerofthenorth: bigdickalecki: remember in that one episode where the girl was like “sam you have to go on a date with me if you don’t make all bulls eyes on those darts” and sam was just like BAM BOOM POW and then like #Sam would
celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
aloneveganreed: celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” Of course.
jaclcfrost: what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
ssleepyy: when people draw mink and mizuki with light skin im just like. bruh why u playin
a-girl-with-the-key: killedmycatatemytailor: assbutt-in-the-garrison: 24cylinders: SO I WENT TO GET MY PICTURE WITH JIM BEAVER AND MARK SHEPPARD WAS LIKE “excuse me I have to do this” AND I WAS JUST LIKE ????? so… did you sell your soul for
erdbeerjuice: ill-be-the-brightest-someday: likeadisneyprincess: KUZCO FOREVER xoxoxo <3333 lmfao omg I was like awww then Kuzco and I was just like asdfgghkll omg me :D I don’t know what I was expecting, but omg Kuzco wins it all!
gayestdisneyprincess: celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” Is this real
aymmichurros: If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”
bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was
plantyourjimmyinmybonham: this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like “hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater” and i was just like “ok”
bigdickalecki: remember in that one episode where the girl was like “sam you have to go on a date with me if you don’t make all bulls eyes on those darts” and sam was just like BAM BOOM POW and then like
autumnyte: collapsed: my hero I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. Now I can comfortably lol.
ginathethundergoddess: darlinghogwarts: My favorite thing ever is how Ron just sent Charlie a random letter like “hey yo there’s an illegal dragon at hogwarts, could you come and smuggle it out of here, please?” and Charlie was just like “yeah
starrylilac: Rider Strong: Trina came in and auditioned, and I actually got to read with her for her final audition. And it was just like, I had such a talent crush on her. I was like, “You’re awesome. We are going to have so much fun.” And then
wearetheloneliestofmen: Last night at 3:00 am one of the boys I used to date messaged me and was like “I still think about you” and “I wish we could try again” and all of that typical stuff and I was just like “:|”
213498: this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..? and he was like OMFG WHAT
sarcastic-snowflake: so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy
cigarettesafteraffection: When I first made my tumblr account I was so scared to repost porn so I was just liking the pictures and I was feeling like an undercover slut
lesbianxshuri: like… thor came back to earth, announced that he was friends with a talking racoon and tree and steve was just like sounds swell, buddy, glad to have you back, ol’ pal. that haircut makes you look even more handsome than before, man
karfapian: my anthropology teacher was talking about evolution and he said “some creatures are just born to die” and i was just like
vangoghismyboyfriend: the other day one of my teachers was laughing at me bc i had to take off my glasses to read something and then he was like ‘do those get in the way when ur kissing someone’ and i was just like ‘i wouldnt know’ and he laughed
lolsofunny: remember when darren had just started doing red carpets and there was some article that came out about how people were trying to work with darren on how to act on the red carpet and darren was just like “yeah, uh… fuck that.” via lolsofunny=)
when we were younger this guy was being really mean to my sister and bullying her and my dad came in to talk to the principal but the principal was just like ‘boys will be boys’ so when we were leaving my dad saw the boy running really fast in our
My brother trey is like one of those people who try to act tough and stuff but is like one of the sweetest people ever. Big guy with tattoos, sarcastic, the whole she-bang. But today we were walking through Michaels and I was just steathy lookin at those
codyknight22: One of my favorite moments in any interview ever is during Dash’s when she talked about doing weird drawing requests and I was just like,“Draw Blake riding a unicycle juggling 3 tiny Weiss’” and Dash was like“Okay sure.”And
