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And hey assholes stop making assumptions as to what happened with me and my ex no one left anyone. It was mutual 18 years together and a family and it was just time to move on. She is a beautiful woman yes and I’m a motherfucking great guy so there.
And this was just hilarious.
davetheparent:Hun, everyone else in the office is gone and I had finished a big project, and just now went to tell my new boss that it was done and I was just saying goodnight before leaving… and he told me he was super happy I finished it and also
Just one month after our wedding I was watching my wife submissively licking my ex-girlfriend’s pussy, and I was listening to my ex-girlfriend telling her that she owned her mouth and that she planned to share her pussy with her two brothers.
because this is what happens when I go to a bar/nightclub with my SPN-obsessed friend. And I was the designated driver, so there is no excuse for this.
taystevens:#tbt when I was 300lbs I lost 180lbs in 2006 took me 13 months #lowcarb #highprotein #diet and 3 hours of #exercise a day “I like my girls BBW” #drake voice I was a confident happy #bbw bit my #health was at risk and I was close to #diabetes !
and it was just another night, with a sunset and a moonrise not so far behind to give us just enough light to lay down underneath the stars, listen to all translations of the stories across the sky — we drew our own constellations.
Well…that was an interesting episode. This is the first episode for MLP by Noelle Benvenuti, and it was strange. I don’t think I got a very good idea of here writing style this episode, and since I can’t find any of her previous
played some overwatch tonight and the awesome bits of the night was that there was a Soldier 76 in one of my groups and we were just waving and emoting at each other ((I was D.VA ofc)) and I was doing the heart emote at him and he was just waving and
my anxiety is killing me so I just doodled whatever came to mind, and that was demon-thing Levi……….
senseis: when i was 6 i had my first love his name was andy and he was a waiter at tuscan oven and i made my dad take me there every week so i could see him and talk to him and he used to tell me that he made the pasta just special for me and then when
ITS 6AM AND I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH B1A4 ALL OVER AGAIN AND I AM A SOBBING WRECK OHMYGOD WHY AM I LIKE THIS IT WAS JUST THE JAPANESE VERSION AND YET I JUST FELT SO EXCITED OMFG MY BABIIIIESSSSSS
hux-layee: sandeul just fucking spits on everyone
When I was just 6-7 years old I made a passionate rant/speech to my friend on how toilets are lame and “stupid” and we should stop using them……If that doesn’t show that I was always omo trash idk what will lmao 👀🙅🏼♀️🚽
And for a morning life stood still, and there was just you and me…
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”
cummbunny: cummbunny: gotta lil baby booty I remember once a wad was started on this picture bc someone said I had a big ass and everyone was like FUCK THIS GIRL SHE HAS NO ASS and I was just like .. me and my tiny ass are just trying to live
just-shower-thoughts: It’s funny how some biblical names caught on and not others. Plenty of Daniels, Davids, and Johns, but not so many Jehoshaphats, Zerubbabels, and Zadoks.
crimethinc:“The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between
frasj: ”This was like the first day I came to Byron, so I didn’t really expect this band to be good. And then I heard them and was just like, “These are the biggest breakdowns ever”, and I was just freaking out. Saw the first show ever, and
nothing has been resolved about my group project and everything was super conditional as to what the fuck is going on and I had this weird attack that I could not comprehend anything that was happening so that was great. i also just go an email from one
just realized graham and I hit 4.5 years five days ago whoops
godDAMMIT I was drawing and all was well but all of a sudden my hands were shaking and I was beginning to feel things crawling under my skin and I was lik e???? what the what and then I remembered I had coffee a little while a go. god dammit. I just
leyzzz:peter morgan really made us believe he was making a prestige drama about queen elizabeth II’s reign when he was just completing his lifelong mission of destroying what’s left of prince charles public image and i love him for that, braver than
OK but like waaay back in March I was trying to draw a Pearl and Zazu comparison but I abandoned it but I still have the sketch at first I was just drawing it because I like Pearl and I like Zazu but it occured to me just how much they can in common
Leonard (one of my dogs) was lying on my bed so I went over to give him head pats. I scratched his cheek and he leaned into my hand and closed his eyes so I kept petting and he kept leaning more and more until my hand was flat on the bed and he just fell
littlemisssweetcakes: @luckied continued from X “Hey! Don’t shout at me! I was trying to compliment you!I-I even swore a-and everything make s-sound more attractive….D-Did it not work?” “Y-You’re such a-a dork!”
cosmic-artsu:mainlydmmdstuff: I saw cosmic-artsu’s aolady in pawprint underwear and I was like ‘what if ren saw her’ then BAM. Just BAM. VERY ACCURATE
i feel like this person on our team was just fucking with us.. like i understand it’s quick play but come on……… they were backfill and chose mercy even tho there was already a mercy and so when i switched to a tank they switched
And so it beginsMy parents are getting divorced and my mom woke me up at 10am (she knew I’d be asleep and I was) just to rant at me about my dad and whatever he’s doing. My parents are still living in the same house and I’m living with
And it was just so easy for him to walk away.
joyeuxniall: my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was
pizzaforpresident: superblys: pizzaforpresident: A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE no
baraskank:oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING
wemustbereal:I keep seeing things saying “Leelah was a woman” and “Zander was a man”Y’all, Leelah was only 17 and Zander was just 15.Leelah was just a girl.Zander was just a little boy.Don’t forget that they were just kids.Being a woman and
Was just sent a deal to get 3 jars of PB Crave for like 14 bucks with free shipping. A large part of me wants to buy this immediately.(Opinions? And lemme know if you want the deal too!)
aspidelaps: #that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
I just had a random memory of the time I lied to my parents and went to Mexico to party over Memorial Day weekend when I was 16 and was basically blacked out all weekend. At some point I completely separated from the girl I went with and was just drunk
maimitch:I didn’t think when I was six that I wanted to be an actor, it was just an activity I guess that I did after school and it was just something that I had a passion for and I really loved and enjoyed and still do. I’m lucky that it’s kind
polaroidplumber: HAHAH I FOUND THIS SECOND PICTURE OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND. JUST SO YOU DON’T THINK IT WAS JUST ONE PHOTO AND SHE WALKED AWAY. OH, NO, SHE WAS THERE THE WHOLE NIGHT AND HER MOUTH WAS WORKING OVER TIME. #TRUTH 100%!!!! GO AHEAD AND
arabwife:better to lose people not meant for you than to exhaust yourself trying to impress, love, help, and grow with people who never will be.
shialablunt: this movie is the biggest inspiration ever since i found out it was just some college kids that made it on their own without a studio and stuff and it made millions of dollars and that stuff keeps me goin
ragingpaige: omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re
like my second boyfriend (but first real one in my mind) was a football player and he was 6'3 and just this huge teddy bear and would always worry he was fat but to date I still think he was one of the cutest boys I’ve ever dated
I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without
I just had a double sleepover with darfin and I’m so happy I got to spend two whole days with him. just going to bed (me first always so he has to watch tv quietly) and him pulling me towards him, half asleep then waking up to him and laying in
when me and darf were at the beach he was so touchy like he was so into me it was insane and he kept trying to pull me closer to him and kiss my neck and would just lightly graze his hand across my thigh or my shoulders and he carried me in the water
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting normal until they see me and then they start staring and whispering excitedly and im wondering if they follow me or they’re excited they found the first alien visit earth
and to add to the previous post, i have a tough time making new friends because i have to be heavy guarded now because i meet a lot of shady people on the internet (heck i met a lot of shady ppl irl when i was still in college) and i was just through
c3ru1ean: just watched the newest amphibia episode, and what in the midsommar- Continua a leggere
zzoloftqueen:Just got my first paycheck at my new job and it was less I had expected… they have hardly any hours for me to work and it’s been so stressful. All I want for Christmas is to not be worried about bills 😖Subscribe or tip?Lonelyfans
tickatocka: i really want an “i accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and i was in the area, drunk, and i thought i was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i did
The cops were called because they heard people screaming and it was literally us freaking out over cartoon s oh m y f U king go d
Sometimes I feel really bad for the crewniverse or like, any animator with a popular show because I was just looking at Rebecca’s instagram, just browsing and in one of the comments was about how one person disliked Jasper and proceeded to use the word
okay so yesterday I was just like, on FIRE in overwatch when we played this one team,like, all three matches I got play of the game and like 30+ eliminations each gameanyways, there was this one person who I just KEPT ON killing, completely coincidental
And just when I thought that Steven Universe can’t possibly top itself, they continue to push out things like this. ‘Mr.Greg’ is probably in my top 5 episodes, Pearl’s Ballad and the sequence that was with it was just utterly gorgeous
alex-sumu: crowgale: almea: It’s been 33 episodes and counting since the last time Yang used her semblance in combat and I’m just d y i n g to see her flaming hair and red eyes be a sign of how strong she is again and not “blah blah blah Yang’s
kiwibutt: homosprite: homosprite: My dad just asked me if there was anyone I’m interested in and I was just all like “not really?” And he was all like “what about your friends John and Dave?” He heard me say on the phone “John and Dave
