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“It was a light so brilliant and white it could have been beamed from heaven, and Brian and I could have been angels, basking in it. But it wasn’t, and we weren’t.” - Mysterious Skin For jean-mayer! <3
heyheyjuhkay: Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English
karatekuchen: fizzy-dog: fizzy-dog: i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it let me elaborate i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch
bonescaro:you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had sincewho was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x
snowsby: as much as i love ellen page and want to celebrate her moment i just have to pause and take a sec to express my disgust with the hrc as an organization because they’re actually terrible and you should know why they’re awful
I went to my kids’ musical this weekend and I was SO IMPRESSED! My gosh! It was In the Heights and I was just so proud c: Most of them did set design/lighting and it looked really great. The acting and the vocals were also amazing, which is
Just posting this because today me and a few friends have a Steven Universe marathon and it was so much fun. I got to make pancakes for the first time in ages and they turned out really good so here is a pic of the together breakfast we made!
squeedge: ohnoproblems: beepunk: look @ this cute lil lady i live for small lady I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, when will bumblebees be cat sized
otpprompts: Imagine your OTP having to share an air mattress for the night. Person A is already in bed and comfortable, and person B, very tired from the day, flops down on the other side, thus launching A into the air.
aestheticrequiem: lastqueenofmars: kittenesque: themockingcrows: Every single sick day, between the shows that were interesting, these would pound into my damn head. THAT WAS A LOT OF SICK DAYS, AND A LOT OF REPEATS OF THESE COMMERCIALS, I CAN HEAR
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
kurozu501: jackthevulture: cxrsedlife: Lord Shen in Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) Such a stunning design. i was honestly taken by surprise at how GOOD this movie was, and this character in particular. it was wayyyy better then the first film.
kasukasukasumisty: A Boy and his Blob is another 2D Wayforward game and it looks pretty amazing Oh, I really liked this game! It was fun, ridiculously adorable, and there was specific button just for hugging Blob.
I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: my little sister was telling a story about the Gems and she was using toys as stand-ins for the characters and Pearl was this small motorized toy. While she was talking she accidentally dropped Pearl who then ran under
A light went out in the kitchen with an incredibly loud popping sound while I was standing directly under it and it was kind of terrifying.
My little sister got home from school and she was all sulky so I asked how her day was and she grumpily said “fine.” and then propped her leg up on the arm of a chair and said “but look at what happened.” and pointed to a teeny tiny little scratch
oh, I actually had a dream with Chloe from We Bare Bears in it last night. I was back in college and the campus was made up of these really high platforms and the only way to get to them was to scale these really steep slopes and I was the only person
last night I had a dream where I was arguing with people on the internet. The night before I had an apocalyptic dream where the world was ending/had ended and I was trying navigating a giant derelict amusement park while roving gangs wearing the heads
Last night as I was trying to sleep I had this thought of like “[comic character] is basically Steven if he became a criminal” and it was like a big revelation and I was going to post about it but I had to sleep. And now I can’t even
Random story time:When I was about 8 or 9 years old, my family (my mom, my siblings, and myself) shared a home with my aunt and her son (my cousin) for a few months.At the time, my cousin was about 4 years old and he was super into the movie Hook. We
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: gazzymouse: beckpoppins: meganhilty: Anastasia Favorite Characters - Vladimir & Sophie god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot.
kashmiris: jean-luc-gohard: Plus, and I’m about to go to sleep so I won’t be around for the messages I get about this, Michael Jackson 100% did what he was accused of doing. I wish it wasn’t so, because he’s one of the most brilliant musical
bobthebobking:anyone else have that one villager that lived in your very first animal crossing town and you just love them unconditionally
my head’s been so far up aoba johsai’s ass (or more specifically iwa/oi’s and matsu/hana’s asses) that i forgot they weren’t on karasuno’s team/the main characters
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
Darthsunshine! I have finally seen Zed. Yes it was an awesome episode and he was funny as hell. And it was the final episode the website have uploaded of Bones. And I am really sad that I have to download it since it slows down the internet speed. But
I was watching Purple Rain last night, and they thought this song was weird, the club owner even said “nobody understands your music but you” and I was like “that shit was dope, fuck you mean?”
tarynel: pleasestopandrew: Tell me a story of how you got one of your scars and where it’s at? It was my birthday and for some odd reason I wanted soup. It was way too hot and I was told to not sit down yet but I didn’t listen. Our table is very
i’m super sick. i’ve been coughing terribly so much that i went to the hospital to get a chest x-ray. there was a doctor looking guy and he was young tall and cute and i was completely checking him out. unfortunately my mom caught me but
xxcactusdudexx: you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
Holy shit the party was awesome. Everyone had amazing costumes, and we were the only ones who dressed up for the haunted house. Everyone was cheering on my husband for his costume, and he won the wrestling match too. It was awesome.
official-daft-punk: ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i
My dad just told me my dog died yesterday :( i’ve had a bad feeling about this ever since i knew he was gonna be travelling without my mom and i was so scared my mom would have to deal with it alone and i was right :( and also my sweet doggie is
I went to a bar and there was hard rock karaoke* and I actually sang two songs! Sober!I mean I wasn’t good at all but it was so much fun*there was a band playing songs and someone holding up very large sheets of songtexts
bakrua: bakrua: if you are 13 and there is a 17/18 year old showing interest in you: please run away and never look back. i understand that you feel special; that older person will tell you how mature you are and make you feel special. but please. run
kushandwizdom: poppunktunes: mxksim: vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he was left
i almost cried at lunch today because my friend told me she was bi, she thought i knew but i didnt and i could tell she was freaking out waiting for my reaction and i was just like “i wish you were a lesbian, lesbians are awesome” and you
hella-bogus: hella-bogus: my stepdad and I just had a super awkward moment we were talking about the new season of x-files and he was like “yeah I had a huge crush on Dana Scully when I was a kid I thought she was way hot” and I was like “everyone
bl-ossomed: amazighprincex: you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers also
last night darfin was so dominant and we were in the car and he was kissing my neck and stuff randomly then he just put his hand around my throat and asked me if I was getting turned on and I said maybe a little so he pressed harder gahh then I started
had a very bad dream that I was trying to escape people who were trying to hurt me and I was in this town I had never been to and no one would help me and I just kept running and hiding and going in and out of buildings but they were always behind me
last night me and darfin were talking about our first time (kissing, sex, blah blah) and I tried to be romantic and I was like “before guys would try to show me their penis and I would be like ‘this was fun im going home’ but with you I would
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
yesterday darfin was very touchy and wanting me and I was being a jerk and teasing him because we couldnt do anything but everytime he tried to stop he would end up looking down my shirt or grabbing my ass so I decided to be nice and just go about life
I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh
sorry ive been missing!! my tumblr stopped working then I had adventure day then work all day today buuuut yesterday was adventure day with darfin and it was so goooood!!! we woke up early and got traditional tim hortons before our road trip and we went
alssoo the cutest weirdest thing happened, I told darfin to go sit outside and ill get him his presents and when he saw THREE presents he was like woah?? and I get him his seat cover was like coool, then gave him the care package and he was like ‘I
so I have been trying to drive more and actually be able to get my license but im still super duper anxious about it, my last last trip was really good and I was super duper proud but this time that I went wasnt very good :(( I am still scared to go over
once I went to a lights and owl city concert (2009 lol) and it was one with a big crowd standing infront of the stage and I hated it. this girl who I didn’t know was crying on my shoulder and I’m so short I could only see people’s backs
nunderwater: does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
At my job I have a specific assigned break and all my coworkers who have that break are black and today in the break room one of them was like “white people have such weird nipples” and I was like oh And then they all spent a while asking
When I was in the 4th grade, around the time when Pokemon came out and the cards, I didn’t have any at the time yet but I was in the cafeteria at lunch time one day and I was sitting next to this boy. He was counting his money cause he wanted to
actually i remember one time when i was like 8 or 9 and Cinderella was on and i was just making faces at all the lovey dovey shit and i was like “gross, who wants a stupid prince when you can rule a kingdom"
though tbh when i was in school i never really drew in class, like i would doodle in a break or something but i was/am a complete nerd so when i was in class i would FOCUS INTENSELY, i was a straight A student and graduated top 10% of my class :33c
rhinocio: I noticed that G’s unfusing was more blue on one side and more red on the other, and it was opposite the colours of her eyes. Puts a different perspective on which of her solo gems was saying what later on when Garnet was arguing with herself.
I was playing comp in overwatch and our Lucio (LUCIO!!) was just…so. MEAN. like he kept calling us trash and worthless and i was like ‘….hey Mercy, are you gold for healing right now?’ and they said yeah and then I told the lucio to
bentheechidna replied to your post: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH aAAHHHHHHHHH… Was she about to be married? in a way, sure ahahah but then shizuma was like NO and took her little nagisa away because she loVE hER,,,,,,,
gaelfox:The trainer sheets! Ruby was “Cute but Deadly”, Weiss was “Cold Grace” Blake was “Stoic Felines” and Yang was “Three Bears!” I just decided to do two Pokemon each (with the exception of Yang, cause Goldilocks and Three Bears haha)
