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You dawdled, you made a last attempt to avoid the inevitable, but your wife said, “hurry up, honey! I don’t want to be late for my boss’ birthday party.” You thought of how embarrassing it was going to be to do what your wife had

You thought that nothing could be more humbling than not only letting your black boss fuck your wife but also your daughters, until you heard her moans of pleasure and your wife said, “she’s going to love his cock as much as I do.”

You said your pussy needed some fresh air, and oh silly me, I thought you meant your kitten!. But now I realise you wanted to go for a walk to (semi-) publicly show off your pussy. I must say, I like the way you live out your bottomless fantasies when

blueberryface replied to your post: jadebloods replied to your post: @ever… he slipped his turgid member past her panties into her moist hole, and jizzed all over. “cum for me you dirty slut” he whispered, rubbing his spunk into her forehead

drinking-tea-at-midnight: bienenkiste: and i'm proud of y'all I thought you said we weren’t buying houses because of avocado toast. make up your mind journalists.

hankmiller1966:I was staying with Uncle Ray and begged him to let me stay up and watch TV. He said okay and I thought he went to bed until I heard him call me. I looked up the stairs and he said “are you sure you don’t want to come to bed?” I changed

I’m crying, max gave me a cup with ‘she who must be obeyed’ on the side and said it was fitti g.

theorlandojones: theneiljackson: A sleepy BBQ!!! theorlandojones and co #cideratsunset Walternate be like — My bad. I thought you said we were going to the gun show.

hayleu: if ur against breast feeding in public omfg…..you may not know this….but that’s literally what breasts are for for some reason I at first thought this said “bread feeding” and was like “what kind of monster is against

You know that bit in “Gem Glow” where Amethyst said they stole the cookie cats and Pearl says she went back and paid for them? Well the way I picture it is Amethyst bursting into the store ahead of Garnet and Pearl and just scooping all the

Listen. Don’t hit on people that are doing their job, especially people who are working in a service capacity for you. Part of their job is to be nice and personable and so they often can’t tell you to knock it off in a clear and direct way.

sylphoftime: i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up

god i love this song 8) Said The Whale - “Heavy Ceiling” Thought I’d seen the last of you You’re falling again I’m a roof and I need sun Two feet under I’m done You thought I was the sky Thought the cracked

judging by a certain radio host and a certain kinda sorts well known rapper and a slew of “he said/she said” bullshit…it just goes to show you how time and time again some things really need to be left in the past. no one likes someone

this is for all the people who hoped i wouldnt make it. talked w/ a heart fulla hatred who said i wouldnt cake it…the people who i thought rocked w/ me but dont. and all the iffy people of 2k16. you will NOT make it to the boat. you missed the

i dont bite my tongue for anybody. i speak my mind and some people cant handle that. you can either deal w/ it or not deal w/ it. “if i said it i meant it. bite my tongue for no one. call me evil. im unbelievable” -biggie -admin

patriciaalvarado: pt. 1 of a series entitled “I thought you said you liked long hair…” women in our society grow up believing that body hair is unnatural, and that the removal of hair is a ritualistic practice to be done as often as possible. we

shjtty: perchu: reblog this post and add “and now the weather” i thought you said feather

tsundindzuya replied to your post: can we see pictures of your ball python?? ouo I thought you said “Can we see a picture of your balls, python” but then I remembered a ball python is a snake and I’m so sorry. oh my goD you’ll have

jonpertwee: I need more blogs to follow. Reblog this if you post about: Death rays Squid mating practices Telekenesis tips Clouds that look like Richard Nixon Nipple tassels Tears of the elderly Fire that doesn’t burn Norwegian fairies Pirate teetotalers

no pam i dont want a bagel im already going to be late have you seen my keys my dyslexia kicked in and i thought that said Beagle

fuku-shuu:Through that suffocating haze, the Wings of Freedom still glimmered with final vestiges of hope, for they were no longer embroidered between layers of green but rather inked permanently upon your damaged back.“Stand up,” you said. “Stand

a-fan-of-fandoms: So today at school this one girl was complimenting my outfit and she said “you rock it” but i thought she said “you rocket” so i said “no i space shuttle” and she was confused and i was confused and i havent been able to

mysecretsluttyside3: themasterties: forcedlez: forcedlez: I thought you said your sweet little daughter wasn’t a lesbian? I don’t hear her complaining or telling me to stop, just muffled moaning and grunts like a bitch in heat. I’m so glad you

female-feeder-fantasies: valdorsaofgallifrey: Do you remember the time when you thought you were strange, weird and a freak because of the things you thought, felt and said? And then there was the internet and you met all your little freak sisters and

nuitdenovembre: ‘I thought when I saw it,’ said Vimes, ‘I thought, you can’t have something that flies and has scales like that.’They looked at each other.‘We’ve got to find it in its lair,’ said Lady Ramkin.‘No bloody flying newt sets

incest-sex-fantasies: You knew your older sister and brother fucked, you never said anything to your parents and you kept quiet, even if you thought it was gross. You never thought you would catch them fucking though, or that it would turn you on so

designing-with-dogs:New briefs from 💀 & 🦴 The email heading said “Suggested for You”. and I thought “Bitch, you don’t know me”. then I open the email to these trunks and thought “oh maybe they do know

chrisjonesgeek: “Birthday suit?! I thought you said bathing suit!” 🤦🏼‍♀️ (with socks and an Arnold classic type pose). Thanks for all the birthday wishes today. You’re all marvellous 😘🎂💅🏻❤️ (thx for the photo @snootyfoximages)

thedevilwearssammyonwednesdays: thebrokenhunterandhisbrokenangel: I literally cannot wait for West to find this in 10 years time. “Dad I thought you said you and Uncle Sebstian were just friends.”

the-absolute-best-gifs: Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history. Priceless omfg It’s more exasperated than scared, kind of like “I thought you said you’d fixed the hands coming out of walls problem, bloody hell

radichul: dearoldlove: Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around. Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent

sansserifaster: maximumpenetration: my parents call and said I had a package waiting for me at home. “I didn’t order anything”, I thought to myself. Oh. #i…………..what date was this post made four hours ago as of now

zamiiz: Here comes a thought, that might alarm you. what they all said and oh how it harmed me; “something you did, it failed to be charming. Something you said, are suddenly swarming” and oh, I’m losing sight, I’m losing touch, all those little

whippingman: forcedlez: forcedlez: I thought you said your sweet little daughter wasn’t a lesbian? I don’t hear her complaining or telling me to stop, just muffled moaning and grunts like a bitch in heat. I’m so glad you let her come to my house

shjtty: perchu: reblog this post and add “and now the weather” i thought you said feather

a-fan-of-fandoms: So today at school this one girl was complimenting my outfit and she said “you rock it” but i thought she said “you rocket” so i said “no i space shuttle” and she was confused and i was confused and i havent been able to

cuckquean-training: themasterties: forcedlez: forcedlez: I thought you said your sweet little daughter wasn’t a lesbian? I don’t hear her complaining or telling me to stop, just muffled moaning and grunts like a bitch in heat. I’m so glad you

forcedlez: forcedlez: I thought you said your sweet little daughter wasn’t a lesbian? I don’t hear her complaining or telling me to stop, just muffled moaning and grunts like a bitch in heat. I’m so glad you let her come to my house for the sleepover.

Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history. Priceless omfg It’s more exasperated than scared, kind of like “I thought you said you’d fixed the hands coming out of walls problem, bloody hell guys, I can’t even look

Krystal bent over, looked back at Mr. Crude and said, “I’m ready when you are!”He looked at her with a confused look on his face and said, “I thought you wanted to perform a special project to get a ‘B’ in my class.”“I changed my mind,”

Casey paused to speak with Mr. Crude before going out to the pool.“I know what you’re thinking, and yes, I’ll take it off shortly after I’m outside. I just thought you might to see me with clothes on for a change,” said Casey.He smiled and said, “Very

Dawn looked over her shoulder at Mr. Crude and said, “I want you to finish undressing me.”“I thought you were doing the special project for a ‘B.’ You don’t have to be naked to suck my cock,” he replied.“I thought you might like to fuck

Niece looked over her shoulder at Mr. Crude and said, “I hope you like my schoolgirl outfit.”“The skirt is very nice,” he said with a grin. “Well, what little there is of it.”“I thought you might like it. No comments about my blouse?”

Sabrina stretched, popping open her shorts and exposing some under boob.“What are you looking at, old man?” she asked.Mr. Crude smiled and said, “You, young lady.”Sabrina smiled and said, “Oh, I thought you were looking at

Bree was stretched out on the bed when Mr. Crude entered the room.“I thought you wanted to take a dip in the pool,” he said to her.As she tugged the strap of her top down she smiled and said, “I’d like you to take a dip into me

forcedlez: forcedlez: I thought you said your sweet little daughter wasn’t a lesbian? I don’t hear her complaining or telling me to stop, just muffled moaning and grunts like a bitch in heat. I’m so glad you let her come to my house for the sleepover.

locgnativ: resurrected-soul: paper-trees: phan-tasmagoria: kochovska: parenting. you’re doing it right. Beyond cute omg i thought it was cute and then i realised what was on the tv and i melted I thought that you said beyonce for a second

I thought you said forever over and over

shjtty: perchu: reblog this post and add “and now the weather” i thought you said feather

shjtty: perchu: reblog this post and add “and now the weather” i thought you said feather

onlyork: “you said you’d stay, I said I’d waitAll those words we spoke in vain I still recall the bitter taste I guess some things never changeAnd then I think of yesterday And every promise that you made I never thought I’d be The one that

forcedlez: forcedlez: I thought you said your sweet little daughter wasn’t a lesbian? I don’t hear her complaining or telling me to stop, just muffled moaning and grunts like a bitch in heat. I’m so glad you let her come to my house for the sleepover.

forcedlez: forcedlez: I thought you said your sweet little daughter wasn’t a lesbian? I don’t hear her complaining or telling me to stop, just muffled moaning and grunts like a bitch in heat. I’m so glad you let her come to my house for the sleepover.

puppyblogger: oh you need a fire extinguisher?? haha I thought you said fire DISTINGUISHER because I’m an expert and that is definitely on fire

patriciaalvarado: pt. 1 of a series entitled “I thought you said you liked long hair…” women in our society grow up believing that body hair is unnatural, and that the removal of hair is a ritualistic practice to be done as often as possible. we

guy: cook the SAUSAGES???? i thought you said cook the HOSTAGES.. haha that’s awkward.. their bodies have been grilling on the barbecue for the past 5 minutes and they’re almost done actually, did u make the mashed potatoes?

luxtherwbyfan: “And a Huntress is a what she always wanted to be…”

shjtty: perchu: reblog this post and add “and now the weather” i thought you said feather

subtill-beslaved-under-women-tpe: forcedlez: forcedlez: I thought you said your sweet little daughter wasn’t a lesbian? I don’t hear her complaining or telling me to stop, just muffled moaning and grunts like a bitch in heat. I’m so glad you let

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