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The girl looks slightly familiar, but I can’t give her a name. I’m posting this for the boy enjoying himself. :)  Someone said that this is Code Geass. I might have seen a flash of them, but when I heard the name, I thought it was a game title.
- It was my fault, I should’ve said something when the company CEO flirted with you in front of me and asked you to dance with him.- but I thought, my wife is so sexy, the sexiest woman at the party, and the company CEO wants her more than any of the
wh-reific: emu-sing: k-a-l-i-e-r-r: Your blog has now officially been signed by the amazing Walt Disney. You’re welcome. I’m crying i thought it said aloht Disney and i became very confused…. IM HERE NOW
Mom bought some new underwear but thought it might be a bit too sheer. She asked my opinion and I said i thought it looked OK to me. She just smiled and said “Happy Birthday, son. You can unwrap your present now!”
pencilblots: My friend found this on Reddit, and I thought it was too cool to share. I hope someone thinks of me this way one day. He said the title was “Kind of a Love Letter.”
tiergan-vashir: smilesforone: sequoiaofeorzea: thepinkpumpkin: cainballad: at first I thought it said “swiveling” but “Curse those whoresons and their fucking round table.” The Eorzean “F” word. Swive yeah! AWW YIS.
Saw a sign for henna tattoos, thought it said hentai tattoos. I’m trash and there’s no hope for me.
joethejohnston: These are the initial diamond mural designs that i did for “It Could Have Been Great” way back at the beginning of 2015. Special thanks to our prop designer Angie Wang for helping steer these toward an art deco sort of style.
67-cassbutts: dadclaus: dadclaus: why did the cucumber blush because he saw the salad dressing I spent a solid five minutes trying to understand this joke because I thought it said Cumberbatch and I didnt understand what he had to do with salads.
ONEDOZENREASONS.
ludacris said this recently in an interview: “floyd has never been a punk when it comes to training camp. period. i have never in my life seen him this focused and training this hard. he knows that everything is on the line. the 1st 3 rounds hes
ive said it before and damnit im going to say it again: why are all the talented and gifted 1s all dying?!? what the hell is going on here?!? r.i.p. alan thicke
judging by a certain radio host and a certain kinda sorts well known rapper and a slew of “he said/she said” bullshit…it just goes to show you how time and time again some things really need to be left in the past. no one likes someone
i dont bite my tongue for anybody. i speak my mind and some people cant handle that. you can either deal w/ it or not deal w/ it. “if i said it i meant it. bite my tongue for no one. call me evil. im unbelievable” -biggie -admin
This is me not giving a flying fuck about 2 certain well known female rappers going at it on records. ive said it before and damnit I’m still gonna stand firm and say it again. Some of y'all need to FIND. SOMETHING. BETTER. TO TALK ABOUT. Enjoy
Said it before and damnit I’m gonna say it again: these rappers names these days are worse than these selfie queen Instagram names
so Ig recently said theyre going to test getting rid of likes. A certain well known barbie girl living in a Barbie world ( nicki minaj petty) said she doesnt like it and shes not going to post. Good!!! We dont care. We dont wanna see your “ life in
You would think that certain ppl who throw words w/ meaning like “ family” and “ unity and togetherness” would actually stand behind it and guarantee it…yet…they dont show the same traits said words have. What im trying to say and
kevinssecretplace4546: justanotherklainer: baptisms: do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted i thought it said puppies and was concerned
deanisanactualprincess: kevinssecretplace4546: justanotherklainer: baptisms: do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted i thought it said puppies and was concerned JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY
dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
lisasterle: Sailor Moon shirts So I saw a Wonder Woman shirt the other day that said “Girls Will Save the World” and I thought it was a really awesome and empowering feminist phrase, so I decided to do a Sailor Moon version. <3 I was surprised
owlbebach: This reminds me of yesterday in German Lit when the professor said something about juvenile delinquents just being misunderstood and I thought it was a cue for a flash mob so I almost stood up and broke into “Gee, Officer Krupke”.
nuitdenovembre: ‘I thought when I saw it,’ said Vimes, ‘I thought, you can’t have something that flies and has scales like that.’They looked at each other.‘We’ve got to find it in its lair,’ said Lady Ramkin.‘No bloody flying newt sets
emu-sing: k-a-l-i-e-r-r: Your blog has now officially been signed by the amazing Walt Disney. You’re welcome. I’m crying i thought it said aloht Disney and i became very confused….
slipperydigit: . “I only like-like girls.” I said. He said, “oh. okay.” and I thought that was the end of it.About a week later, I was at Brian’s and Mike called me into his room again. No one thought anything of it, Mike spent most of his
for-the-phantom-lord: Curiosity: Cliff joked once that James says “pancakes” when in fact he said “fix me”, and James thought it was funny so he started deliberately saying “pancakes”.
hernikes: “There’s a reason I said I’d be happy alone. It wasn’t ‘cause I thought I’d be happy alone. It was because I thought if I loved someone and then it fell apart, I might not make it. It’s easier to be alone, because what if you
damorgue: “I know who you are,” Gaga said to me. I imagined this conversation a million times and never thought it would start with that. My name is Daniel, but all of my friends call me Da. I became a Little Monster when I saw Gaga kill her boyfriend
dxrekhxle:once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
borinquense: dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ HAHAHA
women-weaken-legs: “I’m so glad you’re home honey. Can you please untie me. Jerome came over for the day and he thought it would be funny if you found me like this. He said he wanted to leave you a reminder of who was in charge now. What’s
mostly10: For always having my back. I was scrolling my dash pretty quick and definitely did a double take because I thought it said for always shaving my back.
c-almhaze: emu-sing: k-a-l-i-e-r-r: Your blog has now officially been signed by the amazing Walt Disney. You’re welcome. I’m crying i thought it said aloht Disney and i became very confused…. I want his writing.
theonlywayoutisin: Late night soak
crispycroissaunt: I..uh… she said bicorns…and i thought it was cute ok? don’t judge T_T btw Santana’s cutie mark is breadstix