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I would do what the Warden says, Lavellan. She didn’t kill the Archdemon with kindness.So I just got this idea that Inquisitor Lavellan would be taller than my Warden and totally would just lean on the warden a lot because she’s an ass so
I JUST GOT UP AN HOUR AGO AND I SAW ANA AND IM IN LOVE WITH SNIPER GRANDMA !!!! I will learn how to snipe just for herand and Fairy/Ghost Pikachu impostor, ITS SO CUUUUUTE <333 ;o;
shylittlebaby: hey FYI if you purchase my snap premium to download videos and use an emulator to pretend to be me. don’t mention your damn public account. because I will get into it and shut your shit down. Just a small heads up I hate how dumb some
narwhalmeg: so you know the rhyme “it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he went to bed and bumped his head and didn’t get up in the morning” well i thought the old man just got up in the afternoon i didn’t know he died
omotho: imagine your fave character just watched a scary movie and they just got in bed. they need to pee but they’re too afraid to get up so they try to wait until morning but eventually they cant hold it anymore and wet the bed.
I had a rough night of sleeps, waking up every 30 mins, and got up around 8am to drink water cause had a headache.Then cause I have no will power I saw we had some soda and quickly drank a cup and immediately went back to sleep (and stayed asleep this
So…I’m in one of those moods. Today was supposed to be the “Do homework all day” day, but I woke up at 3pm and haven’t gotten dressed. And when I got up I went on my computer and just…wasted another five and a half hours. So, I’m
diamondstatus: lil Daddy’s got a fatty 💯✔ You must know - He has Status 🌡 ( and he just got a 4 piece from one of the hottest blogs on tumblr ❗ Josh with the fat one… You need to hit Me up💯I’ve got a task 4 U ….💎Status )
skymachine: oh thats clever some asshole switched the ‘volume up’ and ‘volume down’ on the keyboard keys so I tried to turn down this vocaloid song and it just got louder so I tried turning it down more and more and it just kept getting louder
axl99: To the new tumblr fans who just got started watching this show, caught up, and actually enjoyed the hell out of it? Welcome to the fandom!Here, have some memes and share your love of POI with the networks and digital distributors who might wanna
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: deadgilberts: the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his
jordan-reet: I was actually still awake, I stayed up late, I was playing the guitar and then I looked at the clock and time just got lost. You can always wake me up by crawling in bed with me though, that’s why you have a key beautiful. Oh nice, what
beniseragaki: AU where Sly Blue continues to come out sometimes and Koujaku just kind of deals with it until Aoba comes back. Sly is hella thirsty but Koujaku’s a stand up guy and won’t do anything unless Aoba’s in control. except for that one
viscen-vas-arlesburgh: just-shower-thoughts: You could type out the full wording of every number from 0 to 999 without realizing your “a” key is broken. And you can go up to 999999999 before learning your “b” key is broken And you can go up
vannadear: #Matt is like a kid whose older brother just got home from college #and he’s just in awe of everything about him #even the weird tagged ponytail he grew to match his totally rad philosophy professor #and David is the cool brother who talks
keptinkirkland: barebackinq: cumber-collectable: barebackinq: petal-winters: barebackinq: The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear Just remember,
trappedinadiamond: so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF
robbowmans: robbowmans: MY SISTER JUST GOT HIT ON BY THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT WE’RE AT VIA THE WAITRESS I’M DYING THE WAITRESS GOT MY SISTER’S NUMBER FOR THE CHEF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GUSH ABOUT HIM TO MY SISTER AND THEN A SECOND WAITRESS
nothingeverlost: rootbeersweetheart: micdotcom: Watch: Campbell’s Soup just got geeky parenting so right I’m just waiting for people to try and ban Campbell’s soup now. Just waiting. Best dad joke thing ever
skyakacielo: she-got-the-jazz: just-shower-thoughts: Netflix and Chill is one D away from Netflix and Child Just remember Life lessons
naughtynurse529: #me just got up from a nap after working a night shift last night!!! my hubby fucked me before i fell asleep and i just finger fucked myself when i woke up.. these panties have 2 layers of my cum!! i wish i had a fat cock here now!!
deadgilberts: the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the
elf-in-mirror: This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever. Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous
frenchinhalechanelxoxo: mynamesdiana: teasdaleinspired: thatdenimpurse: cheekycara: allhailqueendelevingne: Notice how Cara actually dances while all the other models just bounce up and down and clap. MY FAV GIF OF CARA LIKE EVER I WAS WAITING
insta-gramcracker: my girlfriend just woke up from a nap and the first thing she said was “i forgot i still have chicken nuggets” and ate cold nuggets and went back to sleep and i don’t think i’ve ever loved someone this much
history1970s: im watching my little pony tales and this oldass janitor pony just showed up and he makes me uneasy
thumbtackjuicyfruitspork: You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
owldude: petscribbler: What if Daft Punk never breaks up or dies they just hand off their helmets to really amazing musicians that continue making music for them and they just become these immortal beings that no one is really sure who they are anymore
amadaun23: After the show I was getting some positive reinforcement from a few folks that I knew were part of the scene. Cornell came up to me, and he just happened to be standing under a black light. He was talking to me, and his eyes and his teeth
lifewasted: likeafisttothejaw: Just throwing this out there, but new song… What if they have a new album coming out near when the come back to the U.S. in the fall? I like this idea better than the idea that they’re breaking up and that’s why
tippi1992: So I knocked on Sid’s door. He was like ‘Whaddya want?’ I said, ‘It’s Dennis – I want to take some photos’. He let me in and moved some furniture out of the way, and then he just leaned up against the wall while I took pictures.
downlo: I just found out that Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul dress up as other Breaking Bad characters for season wrap parties and Halloween.
phosphorescentt: gillianandersons: do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman
deanandthedemonbloodprince: I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally
ashabrie: will they ever make a war movie about what it’s like on the other side? what it’s like to have your home land invaded and have your family slaughtered by people that just pack up and go home and get worshiped for being murderers? probably
sixpenceee: Did you know that you actually can never forget a face? Every single face you’ve ever seen during your life gets stored into your memories, and gets used up later. For example, in dreams your brain can’t just make up a face. Every single
jasoncutested: I was wearing my pearl jam shirt today and i was still high on anesthetic and some guy came up to me and said “do you actually listen to pearl jam” and I said “go shove even flow up your ass”
witchmulder: lastofthetimeladies: mihlayn: are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d
master-of-the-unforgiven: ohnoitsthebat HE JUST PICKS HIM UP SO EASILY AND HOLDS HIM SO HIGH AND I JUST CANNOT OKAY I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW
spenceromg: I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
zaynftmigos:hoodrichjay: i hate how some people go to art galleries and museums just to look cool on instagram and tumblr shit i ont really care about paintings by dead old white men im trynna get my followers up!!! its a business strategy!!!
bisexualangeliris:icapturedthecastle:so I finally caught up on last weeks episode and I’m dying#he should’ve just got up,#thrown away his glasses,#and been all,#I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT,#SO DONEFIFTEEN YEARS WAITING FOR THIS?
I literally don’t feel well enough to even leave my house today, all my everything is just acting up so badly but I need my meds and I KNOW my dad won’t be willing to get them for me because he just got back from work after doing a bunch of manual
greystreetgirl: msexplorer: Have you ever… Had a friend that you truly miss? Yes, that person… the one you connected with and everything just got so fucked up? I do. I think of that friend and our talks and it just makes me sigh… I miss you.
in other not super sad thinkings of bun: I will pay someone to just film ted cruz all day, nothing cheers me up more than watching his awkwardness. he is what happens when a blobfish somehow finds itself running for president and doesnt know how he got
TIME FOR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. im going to decorate and put up my tree and decorate that and get some candles and warm blankets and michael buble and my brother got eggnog but eggnog tastes like vomit so ill just leave that part to him.
Can I just take back everything I’ve said? Class ended early so I got up and left the classroom. I got to the main exit of the Math building and realized I forgot my umbrella. I went back and reached for the door handle for the classroom and ‘he’
