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Infinite list of my favorite movies » Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) “Me and my sister, we… have a past. We almost died at the hands of a witch. But that past made us stronger. We got a taste of blood, witch blood. And we haven’t stopped
mynightwing: When mom walked in, I almost died. She caught us, and would send one of us away or something. I tried to cover up and run out, but before I could even stand up, she was whispering in my ear and rubbing my brothers leg, letting me know
treadmillionaire: garthsmarenghi: rest in peace the people’s poet: rik mayall 1958 - 2014 There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. They were some of the most carefree stupid days I ever had, and I feel
indeedy: My wife and I were at my family's visiting. I hadn't seen my oldest sister for almost 3 years, and she was DYING TO SUCK MY COCK! There was no other place in the house where we could get away, so I told her to wait for my wife to fall asleep,
earthandanimals: A mountain lion dies in an icy pond in the Rocky Mountains and remains almost perfectly preserved under a fine layer of silt and algae. Photo by Ryan Peruniak
concreteboatdontfloat: dotbawah: Probably the one and Only scene where Kirito is on the Verge of Dying… He almost dies against nicholas the renagade, and kuradeel, and Kayaba, and he would against the death scythe as well. Kuradeel. wai you gotta
My best friend just sent me this. It’s a picture I drew on a post-it note and sent her on November 11, 2011. Back then we were sending each other silly emails (and sometimes drawings) to make the dull work days more bearable.I almost died of cringe
Happy Easter peeps~~! I almost forgot it was possible to have fun sometimes. Just gotta let go and step out your comfort zone to try new things. I feel envigorated!! Had a great time with mah bestie (WHO WAS IN A SICK ASS PRISON SCHOOL MAKO COSPLAY!!)
st4ndt4ll: my mom just walked in my kitchen wearing her halloween costume and i literally spit up all my food and almost died.
kingjaffejoffer: 20andstilllost: My dad is rude as fuck. He just got back from Cabo so I had to pick him up. Well I’m driving with my windows up and heat on and this fucker decides to shit on himself in my car and say nothing. I almost threw up, I
fire-is-her-water: abracataako: merak-zoran: fire-is-her-water: My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks. When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so
we–like–bondage: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. -T Shamelessly reblogging ourselves. And to all the people saying, “I know this person that almost died and they said it was terrifying,” THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE A FUCKING SAFE WORD. -T
hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the
vivialopod: hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This
phantompromise:friendly reminder that in kingdom hearts 2 goofy almost dies and mickey mouse turns around, squints into the distance, and says in a mickey mouse voice “they’ll pay for this”
opossumbabe: Me and @punkrahk had a super busy day yesterday- going to goodwill, almost dying, and going to a Halloween show as tank girl and jet girl B)
a-tardis-in-baker-street: Popular Text Posts + The Ninth Doctor
fuckyeahboxers: Hi I’m kate! My ex and I have joint boxer custody, but they live with him in LA. He sent me the cutest pictures of the pups- I almost died. that’s lola on the mantle, and jacques is front row and center. they are the greatest people
abomasnow: i had one of these fuckers with a vaporeon in it when i was like 5 and i literally tried to chew the figurine out needless to say i failed and almost died
jodiefoster: jodiefoster: jodiefoster: if you had a Bad April like i did, i’m proud of you for getting thru it!! it’s over and you did it if you had a bad may like i did, well, we are almost to the end of june and folks let me tell you ..
skelaman: trashvarietyhour: janin (who wrote this comic) & i were re-listening to that episode where taako & kravitz share two bottles of wine at their pottery class, and we remembered this bit of canon trivia about taako and almost died wheres
I almost died at AnimeNYC, but thanks friendly first aid guy and @appledress for picking up my pieces! Anyway, the con was pretty fun and I hope next year runs a little more smoother on my end. (at Jacob K. Javits Convention Center)
Sooo the week is over. Ecology reports finish. Organic finish and started new fractional distillation. No math test since the sub never showed…it all was so nice. Then I checked web advisor for the spring semester and almost died because I might
halleberiberi: vulvapeople: radfemale: my nursing lecturer was saying how her daughter almost died at birth and the doctor said ‘you’re lucky she’s a girl because girls are more resilient, even from birth’ and she just thought he was comforting
thesneklordwithwings:xiyouji:one of my coworkers has these really cute shoelaces and i almost said it to them . i almost said it. i think if i had i would have died on the spot
gold: what a nice otp you have it would be a shame if one of them died. One died twice, one was erased from existence and then almost turned into an emotionless hate-machine, don’t even talk to me.
dude-thats-my-ghost: dude-thats-my-ghost: THERE WAS A PLASTIC BAG FLOATING IN THE AIR AS WE DROVE BY AND I WHISPERED TO MY MOM “do u ever feel like a plastic bag” AND WE ALMOST CRASHED THOSE WOULDVE BEEN MY LAST WORDS I COULDVE DIED STOP
abcdefringe: Seriously, is there any destiny for the members of this fandom but laying in front of a tv and rewatching Fringe over and over again until we die? We can take breaks for Orphan Black, Almost Human, and X-Files reruns!
laserbobcat: empearts: laserbobcat: I’m cleaning my art folder for this month and I forgot to post a lot of old stuff!Here’s Zelda/pokémon. Again. The shitty doodles are about Red relieved cause his stupid fairy almost died and he brought him to
So I was in the shower, y'know just minding my own business contemplating life and stuff WHEN THESE TWO HUGE ANTS JUST DROP DOWN FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY AND LAND ON MY ARMS. I NEARLY SLIPPED ON A SCRUBBY TRYING TO FLING THEM OFF. I ALMOST DIED. And
phantompromise: friendly reminder that in kingdom hearts 2 goofy almost dies and mickey mouse turns around, squints into the distance, and says in a mickey mouse voice “they’ll pay for this”
clannyphantom:my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt
so i had this dream where i got in trouble at school b/c i punched a student’s head off and i’m pretty sure it was fucking kaneki b/c the administrator yelled at me to “leave kaneki alone!” and then i almost died. i’m not sure how but all
protectorwodahemerald: and-i-might-have: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts I just appreciate the simplicity of Normal, Okay, and Hot Coffee. I almost died laughing at all of this.
GODDAMMIT SORACHI! I ALMOST DIED OF HEART ATTACK ON THE FIRST PAGE HERE, AND I HAD TO PUNCH MY BED AND CLOSE MY MOUTH NOT TO SCREAM CUZ IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HERE! DAMN I KNEW, COMING FROM YOU, YOU WERE GONNA PULL SOME IDIOTIC SHIT TO RUIN
quinngingerlove: archicide: “we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone Plus the sequel “we never got closure” And then the side adaptation “as I result I have a weird crush that never died”
bigchiefatl: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: cuntasticcc: I JUST DIED HELL NAWH!! I choked and almost died
destiel-is-gr8: Dean isnt concerned about anything else except Cas. The darkness and Lucifer are standing right in from of him. He almost died. It’s almost the end of the world. And the only thing he’s thinking about is getting Cas back. Look at
My sister is going to live. By the skin of her teeth. She almost died. I knew if she died, I would too. I could feel my heart dying inside me and now I completely understand why people die of grief and broken hearts.
orodromeus: showerthoughtsofficial: It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died 5 times you didn’t die and one time you did
glumshoe: my old roommate almost died once because I didn’t realize that hyperglycemia can cause weird mood changes we were getting into bed and he suddenly became an asshole and I just assumed he had decided to be evil now and went to sleepthe next
mekaneko: jcuethetroubadour: The burn from this is so real I almost feel bad for her…ALMOST!…SUFFER! It’s sad cause it’s true , is so difficult to get money these days and is gonna get worst
clannyphantom: my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that
andishouldhavekissedyou: Nothing like a near death experience to keep your day going and going. I’ve been up for almost 24 hours now. Almost died while driving home from work this morning and I’m so thankful to be alive and okay.
arlena1978us: I’m glad to see I wasn’t the only one who almost died when dean came out wearing a hoddie . Wtf really though we see ppl in hoodies every day but dean wears one and poof we die . Congrats dean every man in the world wish they were u
jordanplaysdrums: I made a taco pancake with m&ms and chocolate chips on the inside and hot fudge and syrup on the outside. *The inside wasn’t cooked all the way so it was still kinda batter-ish. Aaaaaaaaand I almost died. Too good. Why am I
fuckyeahtonyperry: die-in-beautifulstars: Not crying ok? ok? just wiping sweat of his face. This one is longer so you can see that he is NOT crying. So stop reposting this [x] gif (I made a while ago) and making it up like he is almost dying. Stop.
Me and my sister? We… had a past. We almost died at the hands of a witch. But that past made us stronger.We got a taste of blood. Witch blood. And we haven’t stopped since. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
bmo-galaxy: Wow. Steven has seen three of the closet people to him essentially each die. He’s almost died twice himself. He’s constantly aware that his mom would still be around if he wasn’t there, and has a suspicion that the gems blame him for
osuoharts: i actually hand drawn the papyrus font and i almost died, ur welcome
xiyouji:jtgunner:thesneklordwithwings:xiyouji:one of my coworkers has these really cute shoelaces and i almost said it to them . i almost said it. i think if i had i would have died on the spotWhat if they actually did get them from the president? What
peachyxangel: I accidentally just posted these to my personal blog instead of this one and I almost died
amxrx: flannelandsatin: Thirteen years ago tonight, on October 6, 1998, Matthew Shepard was brutally attacked and left to die, simply because he was gay. He was found almost a full day later tied to a fence, and died in the hospital on October 12. When
wlwvoltron: angst where character dies: bad angst where character almost dies but is saved by their s/o and hurt/comfort ensues: god’s gift to the world
sims moms just had their second baby tonight……. it is a boy…..hallelu
![fuckyeahtonyperry: die-in-beautifulstars: Not crying ok? ok? just wiping sweat of his face. This one is longer so you can see that he is NOT crying. So stop reposting this [x] gif (I made a while ago) and making it up like he is almost dying. Stop.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/20518faf3e2da20a5ceac8e11ef90747/tumblr_muq4qmmhFC1qh8mpoo1_250.gif)
