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albasti: unlike L, this song will never fucking die. youtube version (pitch shifted)
=_= Fuck. You.
oH FUCK AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT ASSASSIN’S CREED 29th i just let me die here
ezioauditoress: ezioauditoress: things to do during ubisoft credits: knit a sweater write a small novel sing the entirety of leonard cohen’s hallelujah perform an interpretive dance to the soundtrack music die and wait to fucking reincarnate #learn
die historic on the eruri road
yowa-pedal: You put me on a bike and took me to the Inter-High.Thank you! I never would have made it on my own.
THE SIGNS AND PICK UP LINES //BOYS//
pocahonturd: parasailin-sarahpalin: 1997kids: brilliant IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT YES IT’S BACK
ask-irl-levi: ask-irl-eren-jaeger: I’ll just be uh. . going now. Yeah. I’ll give you a five second head start. ((And in case any of you couldn’t make out what that was from the gif quality…))
I WANT TO TRANSCEND SPACE AND TIME AND FUCKING DIE
on one hand i want to give a fuck but on the other no i really don’t b/c what’s the point life’s an enigma and we’re all gonna die.
apathytoagony: afrorevolution: I already didn’t like this ashawo but now I dislike her more. Taylor “ashawo” swift. 😒😒 Wtf bitch Fuck that alien looking twig figure pasty no-man-keeping ass bitch. Eat a dick and die bitch.
elsworth-thundermonkey: An even GREATER respect for George Lopez If you voting for trump you can suck a sick dick and die for all I care.
pardonmewhileipanic: just a reminder that hugh hefner leaked marilyn monroe’s nudes, which she then had to apologize to society for, and only she was shamed, and it could have ruined her entire career, and then after she died, he paid thousands so
ayeyosledge: Just received word last night that my brother died last night. The police told us he was on his way to work and had commercial tags on his car so they pulled him over. The cop went to the vehicle asked for his license and registration and
adhesivesandscrap: withdrawnwitch: adhesivesandscrap: the-sparkbeat: adhesivesandscrap: puppy95: gwydderig: Baby armadillo plays with his toy Are you fucking kidding me What. The. FUCK? … I’m suddenly wanting to cross this with a kitten and
shinjaninja: guwanzesama: nursemeowji: The enemy team in X and Y? TEAM ALGEBRA solve THIS VARIABLE MOTHERFUCKER *INTENSE BATTLE MUSIC*
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and looked
A gynecologist at Johns Hopkins secret films thousands of women and girls, and all the men in the comments section of the article are making jokes. Fucking typical Laugh at the trauma of women but then yell “not all men”
blessed be the boys time can't capture
you-can-eat-shit-and-fucking-die: gaaaaaanja
dykecostanza:dykecostanza:dykecostanza:HOLY FUCK THE AMAZON WORKERS WON THEIR UNION VOTEim running so late to this but holy fucking shit this is historic last thing - while unions are obviously a collaborative effort and this incredible victory is the
I was celebrating my one year with Brooklyn and I couldn’t find any money so I asked my dad to borrow his card to get some breakfast and he said yes then later he called me down and was like sorry I need that back to go grocery shopping and I said
starfleetrambo: napkinbatch: dasmuskel: slitherkitty: OH GOD, I can’t believe it never occurred to me that these were living people and they died. I kind of just Did anyone else sort of feel REALLY bad when all of a sudden “Suicide” This show.
Fuck it, gonna eat anyway and hope I don’t die- not that dying would be too awful
the-thought-of-death-consumes-me: I want to fucking die
the-itchy-bitchy-spider:styro:otterologist:simonwang:my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOWOh my god I thought this was going to be cute
I am sorry I haven’t been posting, but I have 20 units this quarter and a seminar and I am going to die. It’s only week 2 and I’ve given up so much sleep. :’ccccc
gaynaya:gaynaya:queensbian: What was Zeus’s stripper name? Greece Lightning. It has been over a year since I’ve made this post now, and I swear every single fucking day I get notifications out the ass with you shits reblogging it. Let it die.
So my mother’s husband, thinks I don’t deserve to be breathing because I don’t have a job. I’m fat and lazy basically so I should die. So done with this fucking place.
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: our-secret-adventuress: lil-fkn-bitch: Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter. Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole. Fuckboy logic. SAY IT LOUDER BECAUSE THIS IS
marchingjaybird: Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly
#this is the most realistic portrayal of what would happen if you were to randomly burst into song And this is why I love Enchanted. It’s like a Disney movie and a Disney parody at the same time.
You’re scratching your head, you’re barking at the mailman and you’re playing fetch!
fuck you google and your fucking black ribbon for paris victims ONLYwhat about beirut and baghdadi am soooooooooo sick of this
theivorytowercrumbles replied to your post:theivorytowercrumbles replied to your post:Im…“How’s she taste?” was the first to come to mindIvory im going to fuCKING DIE
dragoplateau: The Watermelon Stevens sentence Amethyst to live burial for trash-talk and crimes against melonkind.
elasticitymudflap: rhinocio: I saw EMF’s Ruby and Amethyst fusion and my imagination went wild. (They made their own Pearl/Sapphire fusion like a day later while I was colouring this but I’M SORRY I CAN’T HELP MYSELF.)Labradorite because it’s
baezula: just for everyone trying to stop me believing sardonyx is the pearlnet fusion, please remember this supposed leaked concept art for a gem that came out a few months ago. now I mean we can’t prove this is genuine and not some fan fabrication
So I was doing some face swaps and my brother said I should do Greg and Sapphire so yeah. I thought I would show you. :P
stevencrewniverse: A selection of Characters, Props, and Effects from the Steven Universe episode: Jail Break Art Direction: Elle Michalka Lead Character Designer: Danny Hynes Character Designer: Colin Howard Prop Designer: Angie Wang Color: Tiffany
elasticitymudflap: again, my theory on why garnet doesnt eat is because in a fit of petty rage, when sapphire told her it was a bad idea and not to do it, ruby jammed 134 twinkies into her mouth at the same time and fucking died
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: again, my theory on why garnet doesnt eat is because in a fit of petty rage, when sapphire told her it was a bad idea and not to do it, ruby jammed 134 twinkies into her mouth at the same time and fucking died
realtimesalmon: OMFG JAUNE’S SHOE SAY RIGHT I’M FUCKING DYING
rebeccasugar: I drew this last year but didn’t share it… Lion 3, Story for Steven and We Need to Talk were all yet to air, and no one had seen Rose so much as open her eyes… Happy Halloween 2014
I love the fact that all the Rubies are rough little nuggets with eachother and that its like a common banter between themIt makes it so much sweeter now that we can see how GENTLE our Ruby is when she’s with Sapphire
e-jheman: i almost choke to death while laughing at this the answer song part and also opal tho lmao!!!!
tmirai: amfinwat: when ur playing Lúcio and Reinhardt dies I almost didn’t reblog this oh I would have regretted it
I dunno what makes me wanna go lie down more, the people who are teasing me about the typo or the people who are like ‘yeah that sounds like Jen’ fuCK
lestrangest: Rebecca Sugar dedicated The Answer book to Ian.. and she calls him “my Sapphire”.. i’m crying..
gaylaunchpad:this cake and song combo is so cute
Fuck Off and Die
