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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2015/05/17/strawberry-targaryen-mother-of-dragons-sophialocke/Sexy Cam goddess SophiaLocke is shooting the breeze as it were with her friends and fans. I love her conversation skills and it’s cute to see SophiaLocke after
Dr Jerkoff and Mr HardPoor Dr. Jerkoff. He’s alone, he’s a dork. That is, until he drinks a potion given to him by a fortune teller, which turns him into studly, desirable Mr. Hard. (And desirable he is, trust.) I’ve been trying to find
The smart and beautiful Krystal Becker often looks quite serious and almost downcast in many of her photos, mainly because photographers like her to look as moody as possible. Thankfully I was able to catch the more light-hearted aspect of her personality
The two dorks had been hitting on us all the time until their girlfriends arrived, you should see their faces when their girlfriends and us went together to the restroom.
cuckolding-and-female-allure: The two dorks had been hitting on us all the time until their girlfriends arrived, you should see their faces when their girlfriends and us went together to the restroom.
It’s a lot easier to make up a little song about packing and moving than, you know - actually packing and moving.
luxlaterna: Awesome last night at Expo. Storm party with Emmi and Jade, aka Bruce and Pepper. Fab end to a fab weekend. I love you guys Surprise storm party! And quick cosplay shoots aha. I am the tinest bruce. Thanks for coming down steph. It was really
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“Bundle of Fun,”with Shaley, 2019Find this special series and all my uncensored photo sets only on my Patreon!-Find me on PATREON and INSTAGRAM
AAAAHHH HUSBAND!!! :3 Stop being so cute!!!! D: I just want to squeeze you and feed you and treat you like a prince coz your just sooo unbearably adorkable and lovely… *sigh*
rlawhdgus: You dorks…
forestgreenlesbian: straight women’s taste in men continues to amaze me. a bi woman will show me a pic of her bf and he’ll be a nice dumbass probably with good hair and a nosering and i’m like alright valid i see a pic of a straight friend’s bf
exclusive behind the scenes information: matias’ ringtone is the vladimir putin i am gay gay gay meme bc he’s a dork and kind of an ass but also super super gay and likes long big cockscarry this information with you throughout your reading experience
godtricksterloki: malvegil-goldensword: People who add on their fingers and count under their breath next to you on an exam. Just because we count with our fingers and under our breathe it doesn’t make anyone stupid.Einstein was terrible at math
Checking in to GetGlue is always a double edged sword. You get to meet like minded people and get to discuss about anything you checked into. Then there’s the “lonely cat lady” types, who are insane no lifers and dedicate their whole
theundeadgirl: anangelofthetardis: omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING omfg ‘cryhole’ and ‘horn of gondor’ im crying There are so many nerd references here.
my new coworkers like me so much they invited me to get stoned with them and they totally think I’m cis lmao
my-flourish-and-blotts: christianborles: youcantrideaquesadilla: christianborles: ambrogio-karu: christianborles: can we talk about the way nine looks at rose because my heart is exploding YES LETS TALK ABOUT THIS YOU ADDED TO A POST BUT IT
Yes. We’re weirdos. And yes. I’m wearing a fedora. Any questions?
so in between all the tea and the tissues i was of course surfing on the interwebs and i maybe probably just bought all the different funko pop versions of dean and ariel not gonna lie i’m pretty fucking excited about it and they’re gonna be here
sonschmarn: Welp this comic was going nowhere and it got there pretty fast.
bethanyactually: #actual children #and #dorks in love #and in lust #god bang it out you two (via catty-words)
henribrl: psa: shane madej is beautiful and handsome and he looks awesome in his clothes.
ayyries: sun sign compatibility books always hype up scorpio menlike, all i read is “the scorpio man is a hot SUPERNATURAL BEING who contains ALL the power of the world ELOQUENTLY and SECRETLY in his captivating, SEXY self”which isn’t wrong but
No but like the Gems are hilariously clueless adorable dorks. Pearl’s like “I saw some police tape once and all the humans wouldn’t go through it so I think it’s like a force field or some kind of human repellant. Idk, humans are weird” And
princesssilverglow: I bet Rose was a massive dork… maybe even more than all the other three combined together X´D
OK but seriously though, I was excited for the episode before but now I’m REALLY excited because I knew it’d be cute but wow its SO CUTE. They’re all so cute. Just 4 cute magical dorks. Like there is not one second in that whole clip
I like how Pearl’s first reaction upon Garnet saving Steven from a rushing flood of water that is still bearing down on them is to clap her hands above her head and praise Garnet.
I don’t know why but the “To the nearest warp pad!” gag where they triumphantly yell that and then run only like 10 feet and reach the warp pad is just… really hilarious to me
pearl-likes-pi: PLEASE WATCH THIS HIGHLIGHT REEL OF THE VIDEO OF DEEDEE MAGNO HALL (Pearl) AND MICHEALA DIETZ (Amethyst) DANCING IN A CANDY STORE FOR THESE BRILLIANT LINES FROM DEEDEE “weed whack ! a weed weed whack!!!” “WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!!”
billysquirrel: crayonchewer: Dapper Stitch & Dapper Stitch has a gLiTcH Version Because I’m a huge dork and this is what I do to my plushies in my spare time.╰(✿´⌣`✿)╯ So cute =3
larry8d:Everyone is looking serious, standing there in dramatic poses.This will be the final act, the end of a long journey, both joyful and poignant.And then Bakura’s all: “Eeeeeegypt~! Guys! I’m so gonna make a(n other) model about this! :’D
principalcellist: sara-the-dork: i-havent-been-the-same-since-i: caz-tiel: hothaute: Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like what the fuck kind of scenario
Met my dad’s girlfriend’s horse yesterday. Got to ride for the first time in five years. I was one happy fucker! And then there’s this… My brother, ladies and gentlemen.
spooky-thera: luckied: Jean’s blue eyes scanned over what had already been tossed and sighed contently at Zane’s torso, a small smile tugging at his lips. “Zane, I’ve been asked that question far too many times. I,” he placed a hand on his
edwards-fullmetal-heart: m7angela: Oh Ed, you stupid, lovely dork~ Anyway, I’ve been working on it alllll dayyy, i feel like my eyes and head are gonna explode mb will shade it a lil bit later, cause it looks kinda chaotic right now too cute!
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Orion nodded softly and watched him go to the fridge. He thought about what he wanted got a moment before smiling. “Beer, if you have any please.” He said as he moved closer to Havoc. “So, Jean, what are you going
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: Havoc gave a smug smirk. “If I’m the idiot, then you’re the dork.” He didn’t appreciate this much closeness, but he kinda needed those papers. Not that Jean cared about his academic life, but it kept
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: Havoc gave a smug smirk. “If I’m the idiot, then you’re the dork.” He didn’t appreciate this much closeness, but he kinda needed those papers. Not that Jean
beniseragaki: AU where Sly Blue continues to come out sometimes and Koujaku just kind of deals with it until Aoba comes back. Sly is hella thirsty but Koujaku’s a stand up guy and won’t do anything unless Aoba’s in control. except for that one
seisgender: Kouao and Mizusei go on a double date and Koujaku and Mizuki just fistbump under the table the whole time like “we’re dating TWINS dude dude we ROCK”
beniseragaki: Aoba and Koujaku picking on each other until Koujaku gives Aoba a quick little peck on the lips and flashes that lame smile so Aoba retaliates by rolling his eyes and impersonating one of Koujaku’s fangirls like “I can’t believe I’m
ineffableboyfriends: Oh man so my computer wiped itself and I had to redownload sai but I think I downloaded a different version than the one I had before and there are so many new things to get used to! The brushes feel weird and stuff so this thing
makos-lightningrod: even when she’s eating/fighting over a can of beans, she does it adorably and flawlessly.
etsukotetsuya: Yeah, yeah, I know, Gintama again. But I really like this anime you know. QAQ And I ship really hard Okita and Kagura, I love all the moments when they are together ! That’s make my heart very very happy. >w<
snknews: New Image of Kaji Yuuki (Eren) and Shimono Hiro (Connie) & English-Subtitled Version of Season 3 Episode 1 of Advance! Radio Corps Kaji Yuuki (Eren) and Shimono Hiro (Connie) posed for a new photo as they returned to record the 2nd episode
zzleigh: Old silly Korrasami/tla throwback Wanted to draw Asami in Zaofu garb and I like the idea of her convincing Korra to go there on vacation to see Su’s latest show and have a spa day
sskuvira: kuviraforevergirl: headcanon that Asami takes apart most of her appliances and tries to fix them and make them better. Even if they don’t need to be fixed. Like Korra walks in to see Asami taking apart their toaster and she’s just like
fugeoni666: INKTOBER DAY 20: SQUEEZE _________________________________________ consider Gabe’s pumkin head was a pillow and Dork Morrison found a way to amuse himself =]]]] Sorry for the recent hiatus, I was very tired and doesn’t have energy
Haikyuu!! ch 105JFC JUST LOOK AT THIS TWO DORKS ON THE LEFT STARING AT EACH OTHER AND GO ALL *BIKU* WHY THE HELL ARE YOU AFRAID OF EACH OTHER OH MY GOD!!!
h0lyhandgrenade: When I get broken out of my mech, I have this habit of going ‘FOOL! YOU HAVE ONLY UNLEASHED MY TRUE FORM!!’ …Because I’m kinda a dork. And because as a released D.Va I tend to jump around and fire so damn erratically that it’s
merry christmas ya filthy animals!!! I know I’m late sowwy sowwy but It’s been super busy and I played cards against humanity for 2 hours w/ siblings so now you get a goofy, sleepy, full, panda onesie wearing bunny AND a puppy bum - love you all and
I have the sweetest followers and I love all you guys, thank you all so much for following me and supporting me and just being plain awesome. Your words of encouragement always help me push myself to do better and I feel like you guys are cheering me
banterwitch: ask-whitebag: So I was listening to the Hiveswap soundtrack and I realized the song that plays in the basement is called “Bedroom for an Annoying Dog” which is actually clever as hell. For everyone who doesn’t get it: Toby Fox (who
embers-art-and-things replied to your photo:My serperior loves and hates me at the same time… It’s not even a glitch, it’s just available now, lol. What a dork. Whats this about a whales penis? Now your talk'n large :o
snow-white-and-little-red: Jen god damnit stop being so Fucking good at Yang jesus Nuuuu I’m not like Yannnggggggg I’m literally doing stuff I would do in Yangs place, that’s seriously how I talk ughghg im not canon
hanasaku-shijin replied to your photo:I challenged myself to a 30-minute speed paint and…are they wearing matching pjs omfgActually, Ruby outgrew her old Pajamjams so Weiss is wearing her old bottoms. And Ruby’s new bottoms are the little
delvg: Pics from prom!! Had one of the best times ever with rxsequartzuniverse, jen-iii, cosplayfreak, and others~ Jeni and I are in the first pic getting photobombed by security. Everyone looked absolutely amazing, and yes, our crew did in fact reenact
pkgymno: noxypep: AND FINALLY, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THESE TWO DORKS/JERKS ♥ I’m gonna cry, this is so beautifuuuuul, NOX YOU MADE THIS SO CUTE I LOVE IT GODDAMMIT.MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO AND DASH EVEN IF I ALREADY SAID IT TONS OF TIMES TO YOU
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