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“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
Andrew found that if he casually mentioned that a permanent secretarial position was probably going to become available, the temp-agency girls would almost always put out. The busty skank above is the 9th temporary secretary to fall for this line, and
lizzzzoo: Jake and Simon // Cuffs
And older woman teaching a younger woman… oh yeah…
And then she lists her favorite things
arealitystudios: So this is actually a test shot from what is going to be an ongoing series. I figure now that I have chickens I might as well utilize them in some photographs!Ultimately I’m going to be doing this series on sheet film and then printing
andrewkaiserphoto: Working with a break in the summer heat. Photographed with a Rolleiflex TLR and some lovely Ilford Delta 400 film. Do you like this image? See more on Patreon!
andrewkaiserphoto: Photographed with a very beat up Crown Graphic and some 4x5 sheet film. {Read more on Patreon!}
Socks and Undies
lucianite: singular-armageddons: devovorga: bootyshortsofhope: wHaT WHAT #WHAT I… I think I need a moment. Goddamnit Hussie, I haven’t even finished Homestuck and still need to start Problem Sleuth. Can you just take a pause so slowpokes
And the front! (waramongstthegorillas submitted) Bless you and your bulge and those thighs hnnng
And while thy willing soul transpires.
And yonder all before us lie, Deserts of vast eternity.
How well the skilful Gardener drew, Of flowers and herbs this dial new.
ophelies: A COAT OF RED- a red wedding playlist // “but now the rains weep o’er his hall, with no one there to hear. yes, now the rains weep o’er his hall and not a soul to hear.” // listen 1. boadicea- enya 2. the beast- laura marling 3. blood
malfoymannor: i don’t understand why house baratheon’s words are “ours is the fury” and not “swaggity swag i’m a stag”
unimpressedcats: This is ma house and I liiiiiiiiive here
-sharkbites: jonnovstheinternet: In Romania they have box Vodka. It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw. perfect for school lunches
jtotheizzoe: outreachscience: What Gives Summer That Distinct Smell? As summer approaches us of the southern hemisphere we look forward to the sunny afternoons, the days at the beach and the smell of freshly mown grass - but what is that smell and
thatscienceguy: Christmas is coming, and since a few of you have asked me where to get these i thought i would just put them all in one list, so; Aerogel - (currently out of stock, sorry.) Ecosphere - Comes in many different shapes; Large Sphere, Small
godlythor-elli: nirvanic-s: IT’S BACK I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD jesus christ this never gets old
This is by far the best Red Wedding reaction video I’ve ever seen. I’m both laughing and crying. It’s 8 minutes and worth every second.
couple-a-hundred-of-em: As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of
kimberleesi: onionjulius: chiigusa: sweetdreamr: This is by far the best Red Wedding reaction video I’ve ever seen. I’m both laughing and crying. It’s 8 minutes and worth every second. ^^^ teh best part about this is that he’s a Catelyn
dryadalis: westeroni: sweetlynumb: kickingshoes: styliferous: fleshprince: this is a cool test that gives you an rpg class and there are 100 possible results check it out It was a really neat quiz! This was really cool. nicccceeeee…..
freydis-frostrose: winchesterradio: thetiggeress: I will never not laugh at this video my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this My favorite vine in gif form.
goremet: danyanimated: So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward what the fuck #a whole new
deux-zero-deux:madhotaru:keinzantezuken:justthemiles: wolfdiesel: sizvideos: Video Ladies and Gentlemen, craftsmanship. One of the finest examples of taking pride in what you do, and making absolutely sure no detail is too small. Reblogging, cause
kitty-mccat: runforfreetherapy: OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE. SECRET FREAKIN’ ROOMS LIKE PEOPLE BUILD ROOMS
jenjibun: wu-down-for-what:tylersegguin:adamjk:comic sandsThis post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes, thinking to myself I know I must deserve this hell. Now I know what it’s like for
sugaricingcookies: studyable: Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo. I’m
titenoute: He and Shia laBeouf should meet.
notkatniss: been in my brain for like 3 weeks and finally had actual Free Time and so here are some dd posters >:-)
digg: Delta made a flight safety video filled with memes, and it’s actually kinda cute.
snealiv: The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone
buzzfeed: digg: If you do not turn the sound on you are dumb and we feel bad for you. Happy Friday, y’all!
flamirdranco: cosmiccauliflower: sinbadism: meowoofau: mewgaroo hoodieWith the approach of winter, we find our cats wanting to sit on our laps more and more. Although flattered, sometimes, we are immbolised as a result. Occasionally, we even forgo
lesboflow:pr1nceshawn:Snapchat Puns.IT’S PUNS AND IT HAS MY NAME ON IT. THIS MAKES ME HAPPY.
gonfier: onlyblackgirl: trebled-negrita-princess: When you late to class and they doing Tardy Sweeps in the hall k but like why is she so casual with it like she just do this in her spare time? I thought this only happens in anime
naughtypyrojack: procrastinationasperformanceart: Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry facility and the closest Laundromat about a 30 min bus ride which
theprogramisupgraded: redeyesblackdr4gon: yungcrybby: unbitrium: yourstarcolouredeyes: bwarch: zio-masada: This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole
sinnermoriarty:The Utonagan is a breed of dog that resembles a wolf, but in fact is a mix of three breeds of domestic dog: Alaskan Malamute, German Shepherd, and Siberian Husky.@xojim
raffleupagus: princessleiaa: can we talk about how the Official Star Wars Spotify released this emo ass playlist A lot of these are incredible. Vader is all old-school metal. Boba Fett is great too Qui-gon is super into prog, which is great and totally
yujuchingu: sapphictaurean: trohmosexual: who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it” Me. Feed Me The Pain Salt
duhjwooly: So on Netflix there is a thing called “Fireplace for Your Home” and there are subtitles
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
ANDREW!!!📢
uispeccoll: It is time to continue our mini-series of Andrew Lang fairy books! This post will be featuring three of these beauties: The Olive Fairy Book, The Green Fairy Book, and The Yellow Fairy Book. First up is my personal favorite, The Olive Fairy
Andrew Christian Models
mccartneyiii: I care about Jesse deeply and I cared about him as soon as I met him, because he just looked so fragile and vulnerable and as soon as you get to know him a little bit, you admire him greatly in his brilliance.
ofabeautifulnight-deactivated20: “All I’ve ever aimed for is just to be allowed to express myself. And that people seem to enjoy seeing me do my work is more than I could hope for. I don’t take it lightly.”
oh, and hide your ugly face on the way out of here
I wake up to find it's another one advil morning and I dive in.
Me and the Moon. Probably one of my favorite quotes of all time..
my-racing-thoughts: alexandriaann: thebackyardlights: phoebejeebies: biebersgirlie: “Best state in the whole fucking world” is that a joke? Like seriously, all illinois is full of is corn and fields. it’s boring as fuck. Dear ‘biebersgirle’
Andrew P.
Model: Erin AxtellPhotographer: Andrew Kuykendall “Last Nite” exclusive for Ben Trovato
Model: Anna Konchakovskaya (aka Anna Moryachka) Photographer: Andrew Bayda
auscap: Andrew Rannells and Corey Stoll - Girls
