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breedmedad: My Daddy’s poker buddies always enjoyed when it was Daddy’s turn to host the Friday night poker game. Mama didn’t like the smell of cigars & beer & all the coarse language, so she would take Sis to spend the weekend shopping
spacepupx: Donkey Onesie One thing is certain, there is absolutely no way you are leaving Pleasure Island once you have landed.The thing that is not certain is how you will donk out, will you succumb to beer, cigars, the rides, the food. All the staff
Aug 2015Here’s a photo for all of you guys who keep hitting on me, calling me sexy, and such…I’m the 280lb, grey hair, bearded dude, with a beer in one hand, and a babe in the other. Still think I’m sexy?
I just had to post this here, because it perfectly represents the kind of big, round bellies I love–especially on the humongous bear on the left. If I had a furry mountain like that to snuggle, I’d be in heaven all day long. Artwork, Hector ©
dontneedclothes: On the trail I often hike there’s a graveyard of cars that people pushed off the cliff above. It’s pretty cool. What isn’t cool are all the broken beer bottles that people continue to throw from the cliff above. Makes barefoot
whattheyweredoing: “Thanks for taking me to the game, big brother. That was fun and those beers you bought were great. I’m sorry for wearing all the Yankees stuff and not rooting for the home team, but I think I know how to make that up to you.&rdq
childservices: diancie: hotty-toddys-hotty: How to get over a break up Fuck the beer and alcohol but LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE GUMMY BEARS OMFG…. I have some news for you….
An all time favourite! As they said in 30 Rock: “…and the world is your toilet!”
donna-and-mike1615: ahhpigtailgirls: All the things I need are right here now!! If she had my beer in her hand, she would be perfect. D
raunchybareback: dannyblew: 8 loads in my ass and taking number 9 from this beer can. His cock is so fat all the cum gushes out all over fuck bench and floor. Love hot bath house sessions with anonymous tops. Raunchy Bareback Porn Posted Every DayThe
your-naughty-neighbors: beer, check. sunny day, check. swimming pool, check. hot blond with big tits, check. All the requirements for a perfect day.
Pool filling party! Invite all your friends and post flyers at all the adult book stores and strip clubs offering free beer for people to cum help fill your new pool.
makemedum: lots of asks since forever to stick a wine or beer bottle up my juicy snatch and im still sober enouff to try it! so here ya go! check out all the cunt slime i collected in the neck of my bottle by just shoving it in there for a few minutes!
asianfuckbunny: Keep the beers coming. Could spend all day watching her drain her snatch.
Hey, don’t look at me. I want *you* to pick out the beer for the party. You know I don’t drink, and besides, you’re the one who’s going to have the taste of all that cum in your mouth. What do you think is going to wash it out
callmebullcuck:What is it, cuck? Yeah, he’s here but he’s busy as u can see. Since u got all the way here from the party go back and get me some more beers. Your boy will take a while and I’m thirsty.
KISS ME, I’M LYRISHI had the lines done for like a whole week but all I wanted to do was play games.spank me for being late, and while you’re at it crown me queen of the bad Puns.By the way, I’m part Irish sooo kisses pls. <3 Nah jk XD; I mean
I know…when they start turning on the charm…just makes you wanna get on your knees and start sucking (Of course the REAL fun starts when you start slipping your tongue in his ass and he’s like all…”OH no one’s ever done THAT
naked-yogi: quickienewyork: quickienewyork: “Have you ever found yourself unable to say no?” I told her it happened all the time: another beer, an hour later, a second slice of pie. She smiled and shrugged until it was clear that wasn’t quite
Y'all I just realized my room looks like the place natti ice tall boys come to die. It looks like a natti ice graveyard. A natti ice junkyard. So trashy right now and I don’t care.
halfremembereddreamgirl-deactiv:I really wish there was like a feedist bar. I’m in the mood to go somewhere and have someone pay for all the food and beer I can consume
badgengar: oppressing-all-womyns: wes-eskimo: jackthevulture: girltiredofbullshit: blacktionbronson: hominishostilis: playstation2chainz: shocking *ahem* from this post Woman kills man for refusing to give her beer Woman stabs man for refusing
missvaliant:Hi from South Padre y'all! The water’s fine, the sun’s hot and the beer’s cold. Perfection I tell ya! 💋💋 I’m jealous:(
hunky-to-chunky: admirer88888: Hottie enjoying his new beer-grown belly. Almost all the flab is concentrated in his belly
greggystuff: When all you want to do it get fat and pissed…keep that belly fully topped up, been on the beer all night, needed a change.
bostonbellyfatty:Had so much beer and food while playing video games. Also may have snuck in gulps of heavy cream throughout the night😬Thanks for all the new follows! Seeing everyone reblog and like my posts really motivates me to gain. Lemme know
:From the side you can really see how fat I’ve gotten from all this beer 🥴
megadaddyissues: Daddy is a very important Man in the world. When he comes home, he needs and deserves immediate attention. I’ve prepared dinner and done all the house cleaning well ahead of his arrival. His dry cleaning has been picked up and a beer
ftbaljock00: The dinner you slaved over all day was only OK. I don’t owe you anything for it, but as a treat, I will let you eat tonight. I’m sure you will be thirsty afterwards but don’t worry, all those beers you fetched me when I got home
prtypsn-blog: BEING FROM JERSEY MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU’RE SORRY: aka all the best music comes from new jersey nice guys finish last cobra starship / become what you hate midtown / the beers the front bottoms / thank you for the venom (live
cocksuckercaleb: No reason not to have a beer when the cocksucking fag is doing all the work.
graybeards: The beer was all over John’s pants—though I was quietly grateful he’d missed the couch. I started toward the hallway to the bedroom as I said, “Shit, let me grab a pair of Dan’s pants for you.”“No worries,” my father-in-law
one of my f boos drunk texted after the giants game last night elated and wanting to come over and play naked. it was hot and cute that all that beer and testosterone and team spirit translated into him popping a boner for me. I was too tired and kinda
struthin: Festive comlications: OK I didnt show up so well at the gym. But I jogged back all the way with Cynthie. I'ld scarcely opened a beer after we got back when she jumped me and had me tied in under ten.
southsidesucker: dannyblew: 8 loads in my ass and taking number 9 from this beer can. His cock is so fat all the cum gushes out all over fuck bench and floor. Love hot bath house sessions with anonymous tops. This vid has made my dick rock hard.. 😈
hai-san: asentenceearly: Recently, Kirin (a Japanese beer company) has been running a “dream campaign” where people can write in to the company explaining what their dream is, and if selected, the company sets out to make it come true.Of all the
lovesyoubigandsoft: A long ass list of all the shit I find sexy Soft bellies 💞Beer gutsPear shaped booty’s 🍑Love handles Rolls, gotta love rollsThighs 🙌Arms all soft and plump Fat femme boys ✨Tight clothes Chubby cheeksStretch marks 💖Moans,
flightyfinch:crime noir voice: all the different body parts of this crazy place we call earth and i had to end up in the ballsack. the ballsack of the world. the ballsack town. one night after i’d already finished my beer and was chewing on the glass
beeilis: ~ ALL BACK TEES ~ Black Clock and Letter Sheer Short Sleeve Tee Black Skull Gesture Print Black Letter Print Knotted Front Sheer Top Black Golden Letter Print Split Hem Crop T-Shirt Black Cat Head Print Short Sleeve Crop Tee
I had a dream last night where it was my last day of high school and I was walking around looking for my friends to say goodbye, and when I found them it was ac slater, zack, and kelly. We all hugged and cried and pounded beers in the hall way. Then
arevolutionsupposed: scratch-the-maven: #he’s such a fucking mess in that scene #sitting by himself #uniform that he once kept sharp and perfect is a disheveled mess #the others are all drinking beer and he’s knocking back the hard stuff #i’m
darkness-and-the-madness: childservices: diancie: hotty-toddys-hotty: How to get over a break up Fuck the beer and alcohol but LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE GUMMY BEARS OMFG…. I have some news for you…. dont tell…..
crwdplsr90: Of all the places I’ve drunk beer, one of my unlikely favourites is the shower.
bullythefag: grover3: Giving it a nice head of foam. Don’t worry faggot now that all the real men are drunk, we can start serving you up some beers. The only brand youre allowed to drink is man piss. Drink up faggot!
your-wifes-bull: we threw parties at chads house all the time. and when we got done fucking his mom we sent her to get us a beer nude so the rest of the guys could get ready to fuck her next.
daily-superheroes: Infinity Gauntlet bottle opener. When you need all the power in the universe to crack a beer.http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com/
usehermouthandthroat: Where do you think you’re going to go? I’ll make sure you stay put. Now, you know the drill. Our party guests are downstairs drinking all that beer. You’re both the entertainment and relief services for the evening.
denialcaps: Hey, don’t look at me. I want *you* to pick out the beer for the party. You know I don’t drink, and besides, you’re the one who’s going to have the taste of all that cum in your mouth. What do you think is going to wash it out best?Sure,
gittana:frat boy aang would be like: water (drinks beer), earth (take his joint), fire (uses his lighter), air (blows the smoke) and then he would say “only the avatar can master all four elements” and do a posesokka and zuko are the ones cracking
