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This is my grandmother’s best friend Catherine Jones. All I can say is that three bottles of wine made her really horny and I ended up balls deep inside of her neglected old pussy… she hadn’t been fucked in almost 20 years since her
TheFlirt writhes in pleasure as TheNerd’s boss darts his tongue in and out of her sweet little snatch. He has to really warm her up good before pushing into her since his cock is pretty much the GIRTH of a Thermos bottle. She has yet to take all
“When you absolutely crave GIRTH, all sorts of things become candidates. By my second beer, I decided the bottle would do nicely. I’m able to take one up to the label now!”
TheFlirt writhes in pleasure as TheNerd’s boss darts his tongue in and out of her sweet little snatch. He has to really warm her up good before pushing into her since his cock is pretty much the GIRTH of a Thermos bottle. She has yet to take all of
Why is lube so fucking expensive? I complained to my sister that I’m feeling broke from all the lube my boyfriend and I are going through. We end up using half a bottle every time he puts his monster in me…about บ worth of slippery. I showed
phathusa-moonbrush: Part Two to Ultima drunkin’ lusty Rarity. They just ended up giving her the wine bottle, nearly downing it all down.
Why is lube so fucking expensive? I complained to my sister that I’m feeling broke from all the lube my boyfriend and I are going through. We end up using half a bottle every time he puts his monster in me…about บ worth of slippery. I showed her
ameridane2015: Walked all the way from my car up the stairs to my bedroom with the bottle shoved inside me just so I could show you what it looks like coming out. You’re welcome. Wow! You have a phat ass and a big cunt. ❤️
Last whiskey in Tokyo. Double Yamazaki 12. I fucked up and trusted everyone when they said that buying bottles of whiskey at the airport would be my best option because all of the Hibiki was sold out. I only got a bottle of Nikka Coffey Grain and Nikka
majorityrulesxxx: I showed up to this BBQ last night with my friends, I was solo. All I brought with me was one fat join and a jumbo bottle of baby oil. I made the group smoke with me then I pulled out the oil - and it fucking WORKED!@
swallowmyseed69: thickloadsforcumsluts: she asked her boyfriend to save up 20 loads of cum and then pour it all into a bottle… this was cause she wanted to take it with her when she went shopping… passing people that had no clue she was drinking
johndoomedbutlovingitegbert: pikanan: florawrsaurus: adamspong: florawrsaurus: science side of tumblr? explain? levitate egg sackiatoo yeah okay thanks hp fandom the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum,
sissyconfessions: Froze key in soda bottle after locking tonight. Slept with it on and woke up very horny but key is frozen in bottle. I guess it’s all about my sissy pussy then. I need a Domme or Dom to hold my key. ;) I have done that before
suckmyladydick: Password is “pixelpuddle”The aftermath of last nights holding attempt. I ended up just barely finishing that fifth bottle before losing it. My knees were shaking the rest of the evening, and I had aftershocks all night too…(Sorry
For those of you who’ve been oh so patiently waiting, chapter 4 of Alone on the farm is finally out! Starting from chapter 1: With a sudden *pop* the bottle slid easily all the way in, right up to her cervix and an uncontrollable shudder ran throu
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bell-ybb: So after feeling pretty cute and relatively skinny at the beach I figured as soon as I got home would be the best time to chug two bottles of water. These are all right before dinner- so I could fill up on food! I took a bath too before dinner
daddys-little-assbutt: 1 • take favorite blanket (preferably fuzzy), favorite socks (knee high/thigh highs work best), and (if you own any) favorite bottle/sippy/paci. Put all on body, including the blanket. Wrap up in that blanket 2 • turn on your
My friend came over and drag me out to go work out today! We ran, lifted weights, did sit up‘s, we did it all!! :3Yay for being healthy lol! ( ^^”)!!Though two hours, one energy drink, and three water bottles later we were walking back to her car
My band mate lofididntdie checking herself out in a bottle opener. We are not classy trashy and proud. Also when we get together I set up a video on my computer and capture all of it and it’s hilarious. Laughter abounds, it doesn’t really
topmemesdeluxe: topmemesdeluxe: cis bottoms be puttin all kinds of shit up their bootyholes like dildos, wine bottles, hairbrushes, bananas, etc. but then can’t fathom the idea of a trans man toppin them. This post pissed off a bunch of transphobes,
topmemesdeluxe: topmemesdeluxe:cis bottoms be puttin all kinds of shit up their bootyholes like dildos, wine bottles, hairbrushes, bananas, etc. but then can’t fathom the idea of a trans man toppin them.This post pissed off a bunch of transphobes,
withmybymyself: i better get used to being desperate to pee all the time… I’m not allowed to pee in the morning and i drank 1.5L bottle of water about an hour ago (plus one more glass as i was told) and I can already feel it filling me up even though
fluffy-omorashi: My friend came over and drag me out to go work out today! We ran, lifted weights, did sit up‘s, we did it all!! :3 Yay for being healthy lol! ( ^^”)!! Though two hours, one energy drink, and three water bottles later we were walking
I’ve been up for 2 hours now and all I want to do is drink about 3 bottles of liquor. Not because I’m depressed or anything, but because I feel like I’m gonna really fucking need it…
Ummm if all I had to do was pose behind a bottle of fiji water for 5 and a half thousand notes, where do I sign up? Or do I have to be a scrawny white boy for it to work?
loopend: All those practice butts lead up to this! My painting (more of less) of Scylla and Clair at the Prom enjoying a bottle of cider. Things are about to get interesting. ;3 Getting back to butt paintings after a quick nap. Cute~
kytri: The cover of the local free paper this week is a pic of a guy squeezing a bottle of sriracha all over his face. Except it’s obviously not sriracha because its the wrong color. My first thought was Ragu, and then I threw up in my mouth a little.
And the Highlight of my day/night: Taking out the trash! After bagging up all the paper and washing out the last of the cat food cans in the sink and empty alcohol bottles I find the car is too far over in the garage to get the trash cans past so I get
Im all out of Jack Daniels until next week so I’m working on a bottle of Fireball Ive had for a while again Yeah, I also like to get drunk while dressed up like Ash Ketchum
I hate college but love all the parties, finishing kegs and crushing bottles of Bacardi, king of the class I'd rather lay up with a hottie, single doesn't mean I'm lookin for somebody. am I out my mind? most people say "prolly"
justinrampage: “You collected all those bottle caps by yourself? You managed to escape the Vault? Cool story bro...” Cash in your bottle caps for real money and grab up a poster at Buzatron’s RedBubble store. Cool Story Pipboy by Buzatron (Tumblr)
thickloadsforcumsluts:she asked her boyfriend to save up 20 loads of cum and then pour it all into a bottle… this was cause she wanted to take it with her when she went shopping… passing people that had no clue she was drinking his cocksauce right
alovelysub: obscenite: me…whenever Harlot shows up a my door, with a new bottle of bourbon in tow. :P Me and Maker’s Mark…whatever it takes to get him that excited. I do aim to please after all :P LOL! y'all are hilarious :P
toekreka: 😈😈 tonight meet me at Heavens pull up on me 赨 bottles all night at my bar DM to hold ur spot with me & @imbadder by pandasupreme http://ift.tt/1Hz32hn
ameridane2015: Walked all the way from my car up the stairs to my bedroom with the bottle shoved inside me just so I could show you what it looks like coming out. You’re welcome.
Ended up making two batches of umeboshi (pickled plums) because the first batch came out so good! It’s finally in a nicely sealed 1.5L glass bottle I picked up at Daiso today. Now I gotta be careful not to eat all these real quick…
fuckingcockstars: Nowadays, all the kids want crazy, want to diagnose themselves. Trade up made-up epidemics, pass around prescription pills, but my disorder can’t be cured by a bottle, blade, or dose. Self-disgust and selfishness tend to hold me awfully
scatgoddess: I started saving my spit in this bowl last night, and I’ve been spitting all day! Once I fill up the bowl who wants my juicy jerk off lube, a bottle of my sexy nasty spit will be available for sale! Scatgoddess@gmail.com
poppersniff: ehguyz: jackingthebeanstalk: stephanhh: Poppers for my nose, cum for you! Mmm. All that cum. mmmm…popper up that cock! yea….. snifffffffffffffffff that bottle boy!!
hotwifegoodlife33:It’s been awhile since I posted so there is a lot of catching up to do 😈. My birthday weekend was not too long ago and my husband had it all planned. Party bus, VIP at two night clubs, bottle service, three hotel rooms so our friends
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
shymemes: shymemes: the best Depression Thing is wanting to be healthier so u drink more water but. alas. now you have so many cups/plastic water bottles in your room. who’s gonna clean that up??? not gonna be me on a completely unrelated note all
I stayed in my pull up all night and this morning, Daddy gave me some early Christmas presents ( a new big girl binky and bottle with an adult nipple) and I did all my cleaning in my puppy onesie. And I got to stay up late with Daddy for once after he
hoyitschristian: johndoomedbutlovingitegbert: pikanan: florawrsaurus: adamspong: florawrsaurus: science side of tumblr? explain? levitate egg sackiatoo yeah okay thanks hp fandom the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which
poppersniff: ehguyz: spurty: A Well Poppered Up Top Bareback Fucker !! :-) Fucking hot. Face all red from hitting the brown bottle. Yep, Red Face, Blue Lips… signs so a serious popper pig!
lovethefamly: -I’m tired of waiting for your father to finish, he will not rest until he has won back all his money! What do you say we go up to the room and opens a bottle of wine while we wait for him? -Okay, Mom! -What if you call me Mrs. Robinson
I'm the type of person who will bottle everything up inside and break down when I can't hold it all in anymore.
angrybagel: Knocking over all the shampoo bottles in the shower is the worst because you know you fucked up. Your parents know you fucked up. Your dog knows you fucked up. Your neighbours know you fucked up. Everyone knows
But we’re gonna start by,Drinking old cheap bottles of wine,Sit talking up all night,Doing things we haven’t for a while,A while ya,We’re smiling but we’re close to tears,Even after all these years,We just now got the feeling that
depressionarmy: “Being an adult means having to schedule your depression, your pain, your heartache; bottle them up with a tight lid because you still have deadlines to beat, a house to clean up, work to do—all so you could afford to stay alive.”
