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cklikestogame: petasse-baise-moi: panoramiccc: fuckedupy0uth: laughforthelolz: WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OMFGGGGGGGGGGG My face throughout this: holy shit… and people think there arent aliens.. ^^^^^^^^^^^ THAT sklcjskdjhvdksvjdsfkljclskjd
DearS amv done to “Boom Boom Boom Boom,” by the Venga Boys. This amv is the only reason I give a drizzling shit about the song itself. DearS really is a cavalcade of ecchi sleaze, even as it tells a well-worn sci-fi story of alien refugees
acrimonious-alien: loveyourlife5: queenofyoursoda: ilovecephalopods: corderito: Oh shit. We’re lucky octopuses don’t have bones, because if they did they’d come on land and take over. My dad’s friend owned a pet store and for some reason
empathic-alien: 5horrorprinces: highly-coyote: maghrabiyya: scorpioqueenphoenix: chaispasquoi: Metal festival in Algeria! Metal algerian muslims girls! so pretty!! source Holy shit. reblogging this for the 500th time because being someone
iridessence: cum-fraiche: super1eklectic: glam-alien: popitfadatnigga: necessarilyspeaking: tarynel: geeteekay: weneedtotalkaboutstuff: Ode to Colin Farrell’s penis. This nigga was on some different shit Oh word he down with the swirl. I’m
How cute. The irony is tearing me up inside.
saharatha: jlq86: Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy,
hopeless37: Wtf is a “ye” button Who the fuck knows, the dude is a fuckin alien, with his alien language n’ shit
Fucking History Channel.
john-and-dave: iraffiruse: Homemade camera rig takes stunning close-up pictures of snowflakes I swear snow is like some weird phenomena like aliens or something that shit is fucking art and you know it
penultimateairbender: I was happy as shit today, minding my own damn business, about to pay for my damn cup of coffee and I pull this shit out of my wallet. Didn’t even know I had it. It says “Save America. Report and Deport All Illegal Aliens”
interdimensional-wanderlust:disasterhoft:“Pat’s body was snatched by an alien who hasn’t learned English yet”I CAN’T STOP LAUGHINGTHIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT
jackiecello23: queensarahjean: icaruses: This man is just like traumatized for life like- He has to go into counseling for this shit His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated “Henry we talked about this-“ “HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM
“Oh shit, a quiet loli catgirl with long hair? Guess I’ll watch this anime” 5 minutes in I’m laughing my butt off because this is some dumb shit. I’m sorry but not even the swimsuit alien can keep me watching this.
killercore: sex & gender dont mean shit to a shapeshifting slime alien welcome to jet’s fuckdome my house my rules don’t tag as cboy or whatever
pennicandies: So @mylittledoxy keep messing with his character Zo’dee’s design n shit, cuz she like, a shapeshifting goo girl alien or whatever, n I’m like… I think you missing opportunities n shit with this concept, Doxy… I’m jus sayin,
I witnessed this war crime on Hinge, now you all have to gaze upon it.
starrbear: liminals: splybox: thatpettyblackgirl: WHAT THE FUUUUCK This dude got caught in the middle of some spy shit but like alien spy shit wait is he ok
stable86: jacob-applehoof replied to your post: Get off my planet you piece of shit alien scum Oof. You monster. I didn’t realize we were playing Ender’s Game XD Suffer not the alien to live.
arsenicfox:saharatha:jlq86: Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here
Aliens but they take shit too seriously
dimetrodone: blacksmithanode: monsters vs. aliens with the important life messages: “men ain’t shit” The moral of Monsters vs Aliens was basically that the only men you can trust to love and support you are monster men
fatfemmearoorc:aletheius:catholicismandpharmacy:lovesinistra:damn right alien piece of shit (i would be so racist to aliens)the fact that aliens are just demonic apparitions that adapted to modern society to trick people gives this comic so much depth
ask-lightning-tester: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP aliens…..
megsesvids: arsenicfox: saharatha: jlq86: Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is
drarna: the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ladybols: thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime: holmesfan: tin-pan-ali: area 51 is just the american wizarding school aliens is a perfect cover story hOLY SHIT #STUDENTS MAKING UFOS AS PRANKS#IT’S AS TRADITIONAL AS THE
forgottenboneyard: A closer shot of my Alien Facehugger/Giger tribute ‘Parasitoid’. Made with wild turkey and mink bones, coyote claws, and two box turtle shells. THAT SHIT’S EPIC!
yung-cyberseoul: someone come lay in bed with me in just our underwear and watch films staring michael cera, order some pizza and talk about space and aliens and shit
daxwashere: yaboybergara: A Fact. Peter: Holy shit… they said it was aliens. It was ACTUALLY aliens.Peter: What’s a buzzfeed? Is that like bumble bee food or something?
godkillerbrigade:pixellecutie:godkillerbrigade:aliens (1986) has everything you need in a horror movie. body horror. anticapitalism. cocky butch with big gun. cool robot dude. plot-relevant forklift certification aliens fuck. shit. i forgot it also has
titanios: t-shirts: don’t give a shit / jon snow / normal people scare me / killin’it /camouflage (JB) / so tired / wifi / alien 1 / alien 2
hotchocletylesbian: nightcoremoon: frickdun: [slides nasa ฤ] so, tell me about the aliens aliens: [slide nasa ุ] nasa: lmao what aliens nasa: holy shit our annual budged just doubled
elasticitymudflap:godkillerbrigade:pixellecutie:godkillerbrigade:aliens (1986) has everything you need in a horror movie. body horror. anticapitalism. cocky butch with big gun. cool robot dude. plot-relevant forklift certification aliens fuck. shit. i
chambergambit:alien: wtf is this?human: it’s a glass vase.alien: explain.human: well, long story short, we did some weird shit to some sand.
aloemom: deebott: theish415: ccyourstruly: madamgyoza: who needs space really i mean this is no doubt an alien Shit is so unappealing to my eyes 😷 What is actually going on? 😥😥😥 Look at my child God you’re beautiful See
Shit. The aliens are coming.
terminar: t-shirts: don’t give a shit / jon snow / normal people scare me / killin’it /camouflage (JB) / so tired / wifi / alien 1 / alien 2
lost-in-bne: psych2go: Classic Visual Illusions to Make Your Brain Shit Itself Fuck I love shit like this! I’m going to bed now…… @baptized-aliens
alien-princessc: nikegod: more lit shit here 💘💦
alien-bae: Holy shit I miss summer ):
straightfrom95: swaggaright2090: barwellz: GOBLIN SHARK. DEEP SEA. SO GODDAMN TERRIFYING!? Thats some alien SHIT ! i hate the sea.
Can i be miley now or what
Yay for no power for most of the day. Couldn’t do shit so I doodled another wrestler girl. This is KT. A 5 year vet that entered the same time as Azrea. Known to be the laziest and hungriest thing walking in the league, KT is often seen sitting
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