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fitter-than-before: skinnyfitandsexy: jojoworksout: skinny-alcoholic: jojoworksout: Wow, this is thought provoking. Okay this might seem random, but you know what pisses me off: When men (I’m not talking about all men, just men I’ve heard say
castironbitch: blindbirdnerd: just-shower-thoughts: Your future self is watching you right now through memories. not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep
blindbirdnerd: just-shower-thoughts: Your future self is watching you right now through memories. not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep
just-shower-thoughts: Coffee should have a “caffeine by volume” rating like alcohol so I can choose how wired I really want to be when I buy coffee
just-shower-thoughts: If a bartender can refuse to serve alcohol to someone who is intoxicated, for reasons of not being an accessory to furthering their inebriation to dangerous levels. Shouldn’t employees at fast food chains be able to do the same
just-shower-thoughts: The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
sstrange-cloudss: 365 Day Movie Challenge 5/365 Where the Buffalo Roam “I was just wondering if you could tell me, um, if you thought drugs and alcohol would make me a better writer.” “That’s a good question. Let me see…In my case,
pluginduck: heckacute: I went to high school with a kid who would only drink out of a baby bottle. He brought a large baby bottle to school every day. At first, we thought that he was using it to sneak alcohol or something, but he wasn’t. He would
rosewitchwoods: just-shower-thoughts: The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil. Laws are picky about what sort of spirits you’re allowed to deal with.
aishatyler: katana-wielding-bookworm: But I can still have alcohol, right? This essentially expresses every single waking thought I have ever had.
steampoweredcupcake: themusicmotivatesmymoves: aktigerlily: nnellowdrama: what do you get when you mix 9th grade literature with alcohol? tequila mockingbird OMFG I thought you were going to say catcher in the rye-whiskey but thats ok too
just-shower-thoughts: Making fun of overweight people at the gym is like making fun of an alcoholic trying to go to rehab
notsoullessjustscarred: “Alcohol tastes better than the thought of you and her” seen at Chasewood Plaza in Jupiter, Florida
americanhighwayflower: officialdonaldrumsfeld: ashighasginger:blankkphase: Alcohol will only make a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. Being drunk changes your behavior, not your morals. Thank youuuu i thought drunk ppl cant
artfreyparis: I do not know if this is an ad for a sauce or for an alcoholic beverage. Obviously the manufacturers and their creative people thought nudity would help sell it
immer-da-nie-hier: Alcohol tastes better than the thought of you and her
just-shower-thoughts: Alcohol has probably created more families than it has destroyed.
just-shower-thoughts: If you drown your problems in alcohol, they’ll learn how to swim.
just-shower-thoughts: 5:00 is 4:20 for alcoholics.
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve never drank juice alone. My parents used to always dilute my juice with water, now as an adult, I always add alcohol to my juice.
just-shower-thoughts: “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” would be a really bad inspirational message to put in an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting room.
babyphatjeans: note to self: self destructive behavior doesn’t always involve alcohol, drugs, or illegal substances. u can self harm with sex. u can self harm by depending on others for validation. u can self harm by having self deprecating thoughts.
just-shower-thoughts: Alcohol may kill some people, but it likely creates even more.
cicistories: She thought it would be a cute drunk challenge, she didn’t realize all the drinks you ordered were alcohol free though. The night is only going to get wilder at this rate ;)
thatferrybroad:cadensaurus:just-shower-thoughts:The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.#fucked up a perfectly good cucumber is what you didExcuse you, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I am clearly a pickle.
just-shower-thoughts: As a scotch drinker, my favorite flavor of alcohol is wood.
thisisb: Haha alcohol because it is so much better than the thought of you and him. ..
irrational-desire: Sometimes when I drink alcohol these get posted without a second thought and that’s just who I am
thatferrybroad: cadensaurus: just-shower-thoughts: The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety. #fucked up a perfectly good cucumber is what you did Excuse you, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I am clearly
just-shower-thoughts: In alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
thedevilmaou: Oh my god I laughed my ass off and I feel bad about it coz it was definitely rape. I usually don’t like women who doesn’t have control over alcohol but now I’m having second thoughts. I never imagined a drunk waifu can be adorable. Fuck
Nick tricked me with a drink I thought was coke and it was alcohol 😠 so I put my edge shirt on #edgeproblems #sillybears #pranks (Taken with Instagram)
pluginduck:heckacute: I went to high school with a kid who would only drink out of a baby bottle. He brought a large baby bottle to school every day. At first, we thought that he was using it to sneak alcohol or something, but he wasn’t. He would bring
blondevsworld: Lifting has changed my body so much. Left pic–I was 21 years old, 2012–never lifted a weight (I thought I’d get bulky, like the magazines told you and I drank a lot of alcohol and ate a lot of pizza rolls) 2015 (now), I’m 25, my
just-shower-thoughts: 4 pints of beer feels like a small amount of alcohol to drink in an evening. 4 pints of water seems like a hell of alot.
shiningshawol212: just-shower-thoughts: 2000 mockingbirds = two kilamockingbird Alcoholic mockingbird = tequilamockingbird
impregnation-risk-sex: As part of the poker game with a lot of alcohol, Ann allows him to stick his cock inside her without a condom. Sarah thought it would be funny if she could make him cum inside her.
jman1435: I told my big brother if he bought me and my friends alcohol we would make it worth his while and who would of thought the night would end with him fucking me and filling me with his cum guess all the teasing paid off
just-shower-thoughts: Some people can’t eat certain foods because it made them sick once, but no matter how many times alcohol makes them sick, they keep drinking it.
just-shower-thoughts: I think Disney World could make a lot of money if they had an exclusive one week vacation that was 21+ that sold alcohol and had live concerts.
just-shower-thoughts: That “No alcohol beyond this point” might as well say, “Bet you can’t chug that whole beer.”.
just-shower-thoughts: Drinking water the morning after having too much alcohol is like consuming a real life health potion
stefangoddamnit: yooo drunk selfie at 4:07AM after Waikiki! who thought it was a good idea to leave all the alcohol with me? i used to fuck this guy
