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You can always tell when I’m sad because I start taking nudes to feel better about myself. How shallow is that?
lionversusbear: alldisneygifs: Favorite characters: Long John Silver “Long John to his friends. And believe me, lad, a friend you can trust is worth his weight in gold.” SAFLEY NOW MR SILVER LET’S NOT GET SLOPPY JUST BECAUSE WE’RE SINGING
You Know It's Late When
I stole this from Diana. One Asian girl tried to strike up a conversation with me (“THAT’S MASHIMARU!” “YEAH, IT IS!" "DO YOU LIKE JAPAN?" "UH, YEAH. AND OTHER THINGS.”) and another guy was having
oh hey babydoll wherever did you get those dapper kicks such romantic language jim… there were requests for something like this but i can’t find them i hate my askbox
Reblog if you're running for your life from Shia Labeouf
You’re probably better off waiting, Steven
Haha you thought it was over.. so did I, but theres a bit more to go!
haha i frickin lied about it being a drabble its actually a fic i wanna do but i cant commit to anything rn
*you start to freak out just a little
alohomorashlie: ceasepool: do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob is this what girls do always
inpinitaize: when you momentarily forget your own name
furiousgoldfish: one rational braincell: there can be more than one task done during the day all other braincells: you know what, now it’s zero
pasdecoeur:all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
romcommunist:invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table
maryabolkonskys:i think i’m going to become an unreliable narrator. if you see me obscuring the full truth or saying things that directly contradict each other, don’t worry about it.
vibxing:POV: you’re scrolling through tumblr instead of facing your problems like a normal human being
you gots to get the fuck down with the lord finesse (via @unkut)
miaman: if you send me a nice message and i don’t respond it’s probably because im like this
You have been visited by the fair folk~
Sparkling tops and exposing cleavage are obviously the way to go to see Adam Lambert. Full report after the concert, bitches! Feel free to follow my Twitter (@donnerdont) if you’re curious :3
I still need to do makeup, but I decided to look super femme today. I figured it was the best way to show off Jess’s necklace (which is on the Rhodey side, of course <3!). Thank you so much, Jess!
Obligatory “Fuck you mental illness, I’m graduating with honors” photo.
Unit plan complete. Bring out the Bavarian nutmeg root beer. (for those of you who are curious it says “DONNIE- DO NOT OPEN UNTIL UNIT PLAN IS DONE”)
don’t you lady me, punk
libraflyter: Carol Corps, representing at NYCC. Kelly Sue herself was there and we got a picture with her. It was awesome. ahhhh these are great :D! It was lovely meeting you, Courtney <3!
comixology: literally had to run from the booth to snap this, thus the blur, but just wanted to say that comiXology loves the Carol Corps! <3 aaaaaaa!!!!! It’s so weird seeing myself on ComiXology! Thank you UvU
I’m wearing a yellow jacket with a pikachu shirt and you can’t stop me
selfies in review, I guess. I have some commentary if you care enough to click on it? idk idk idk oh god I look ridiculous in all of these.
THIS IS AS GOOD OF A SMOULDER AS YOU’RE GOING TO GET thecutestscribeoferebor
What you’re missing out on right now in Snapchat land.
I haven’t cleaned up the edges of this polish yet, but OPI’s Orange You Fantasic! is probably one of the best glitters I’ve worked with in a long while.
agenderyuripetrov: NB Clan here we stand I got lipstick on my teeth in one of these pictures BUT I DON’T CARE. That was probably one of the most enjoyable evenings I’ve had in a long, long while! I love both of you so much ;3;
happy trans day of visibility! I am about to premier a middle school production of high school musical jr, so I’ll keep it brief: trans teachers exist and we may not always be as visible as we’d like to be, but we’re here for you! we love
it’s hard to find an angle when you have a nose drawn on your nose…happy halloween, everyone!
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Your homework from your residential trans teacher is to do something that gives you a Good Gender Feeling ✂✂✂✂ (he/his, ae/aer)
I never post pictures on here, but I wanted to share my loose Bucky cosplay for a halfway to Halloween party.Also, I need you to know I sprayed face mist in my eyes like a fucking idiot, because I thought it’d help smudge it.
the best you ever had
nic0tine-kisses: I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness
Reblog if you are in a secondhand fandom.
mrhappyjavaman: makomo: hotwinger: shisnojon: hotwinger: shisnojon: ive never seen Titanic thats cuz it sank damn, she was thicc :/ rip wHAT THe FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!
you are my friend
captoring:ehentalix: captoring: captoring: make sure to always chew your food properly, kids. also make sure to screw in your tongue piercings tightly. You swallowed a tongue piercing, didn’t you? i sure fucking did.
you are no longer just you.
actual-prog-fox-ulysses: Tumblr Crushes: king-of-the-lumberjacks askthefurfag catbountry rmassacre the-disco-king wulphire furriesinablender all-you-distrust pauliflour NOT IN THE TOP 3…..we got problems
You know you are asexual when ...
People who says they are ugly when actually their super cute and adorable!
You're a proper little slut, aren't you?
You ever get one of those funny revelations that completely change how you think about a topic or a person or yourself?
spokedonlife: tips-fedora: The new pressing of “All I Could Find Was You” by Dowsing is actually a Rare Pepe. I fucking hate this
wasted–kitten: i-hate-the-beach: hope this works, luv u boo xxxxxxxx http://wasted—kitten.tumblr.com Fuck you’re a perfect princess Kitty 😍 Meep 🙊🙊🙊 omg why can’t I be you
secretlylalonde: If you don’t read my tags you’re missing out on 95% of my personality
you knowmaybe one day ill actually live in a happy and supportive household, just maybe
earthempress: When hot people actually think you’re attractive
actually, you right. it is my fault that some men don’t last very long.the pussy too bomb. and before you try to say i’m lying, his exact words were, “your pussy’s too good, i’m gonna cum.”
hinder: it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
You Are Beautiful And You Are Alone.
lukej428: Short people, whenever you may feel frustrated or sad about being short, look at this picture and remember you will never have to experience the annoying tall person shower squat since 95% of showers are designed for people under 5”5, and
reblog if you know a hella rad asexual person
actually you know what, i have so many doodles i’m just gonna throw them all at you nowCATCH
