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Literally just read part one about 10 minutes ago. I actually can’t describe the absolute conflict in how I felt while (and after) reading that. It is everything that horrifies and disgusts me, suffering and pain, dying in agony with no desire to

techtonicactivity: techtonicactivity: Bischu literally dodges Boxbox’s entire combo, taking 0 damage I just want to remind people that this actually happened

erarg: I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road

thatoneomoguy: How come when I actually want to do a hold and I down a liter of water nothing happens but when I drink a small cup of water with a burger at Burger King I get so desperate I almost piss myself driving home? 😂

aiffe-deactivated98987435987: platoapproved: partybasilisk: platypusinplaid:These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever I mean…generosity actually makes a ton of sense for Slytherins? Most of the time when I give gifts

howdoitagmyself: ohfugecannada: gallusrostromegalus: greyannis: A gif for Mermay! This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you. I checked the notes looking for these

thequeenvevo: marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it

objaculation: impercussis: “torahiko is actually literally perfect also adi and tim are objectively wrong” the photoset Finally a post that interests me.

fuckyeahterribleart: apparently that’s courage the cowardly dog, and he’s quite literally in the middle of nowhere. this actually makes me feel a little ill.

I actually asked myself “hm I wonder what my name would be if I was a jjba character” …………………………..I’m literally named after a song.

bisexual-hamilton: spending บ bills is so hard nowadays because alexander hamilton is so hot it’s literally like dumping your hot boyfriend for a bunch of cheaper ones

mardyart:actual deleted footage of stranger things season 4 trust me guys

Literally (and I mean that in the actual definition of the word) the last thing to do to get or stay in my good graces is copy me. There is nothing that will stop me from being friends with you more than if I notice you suddenly taking an interest in

simonbitdiddle: fabtrek: arandomshotinthedark: memewhore: zofrph: ellirph: gendersurrender: gendersurrender: “You don’t have to say thank you, it’s their job.” YOU ARE LITERALLY THE WORST PERSON Why would you teach your child to be rude

literally-a-piece-of-trash: you know what gives me life? actual figure skaters watching yuri on ice (just… look at this dork. no 1 yoi fan)

berlinriot:Literally sick and dying and I haven’t successfully been to the gym in ages someone please come and actually put me out of misery I don’t want to deal

qhostplanet: *puts lipstick on* im so???? beautiful im an actual Goddess?? I should be worshipped im literally transcending earthly beauty. I have actually become immortal probably?? I’m so amazing everyone look at me

gallusrostromegalus: greyannis: A gif for Mermay! This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you.

howdoitagmyself: ohfugecannada: gallusrostromegalus: greyannis: A gif for Mermay! This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you. I checked the notes looking for these

literally-a-piece-of-trash: you know what gives me life? actual figure skaters watching yuri on ice (just… look at this dork. no 1 yoi fan)

fireandwonder:So I was thinking about those tongue-in-cheek posts about Hogwarts Houses that are like “So, uh, why are we dividing the kids up again?” and I started thinking what if there were actually practical differences for sorting the kids by

vuittonable: prayforprada: backdoorteenmom: why are these literally my vocals IM SCREAMING This could actually be me

youngharlemnigga:This is actually literally about me

dawndeechristian: catsnstarbucks: undesired-dreams: en1ight3nn: takeyourplaceinsidethefire: cutoutthepain: this actually made me cry omg Everyone should watch this. I’m literally in tears right now <3 omg<3 everyone should reblog :’(

meowsatan: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise You’re blind and everything’s a surprise

headspace-hotel:leyfin:leyfin:am I misreading things or is this nearby tab mean people actually near me. like geolocated. because if so that’s a colossally bad ideaI literally cannot find a straight answer for this because the Tumblr Live FAQ (left)

nothingman: chrssy: womb-raider: Yet another white woman using the struggles of black women in the media as a fucking joke. *rolls eyes* …she was born in South Africa. maintains dual citizenship, she is literally African-American

makethatkittenpurr: tyleroakley: latenighthush: GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT WE SMILE AND CANT STAY STILL AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT BOYS DO IT TOO I CAN CONFIRM Literally me right now fucking hellllll

thenotquitedoctor: doodleforfood: This may or may not have actually happened. Doodle for Food by Megan [tumblr | facebook | twitter] This was literally me meeting my peds ID idol the other morning and bumbling all over the place.

hidden-s-c-a-r-s: jessiedoodles: Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls. Literally me

hello-new-york: demexo: *shy but actually a sex freak* Literally me. Agreed.

angelbabyspice: angelbabyspice: cheyanne: What am I looking at literally what the fuck this actually took me over an hour to understand

gallusrostromegalus: greyannis: A gif for Mermay! This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you.

ndiecity:n-anon: ndiecity:Soy feminization theory is so funny to me because it’s basically like “girls are using chemicals to turn boys into girls” which sounds like a fucking codename: kids next door episode ….Its actually literally a codename

projectendo: galoogamelady:Had to separate the scene into two gifs. Anyhow, this is the final version.They’re pretty big so I’m not sure tumblr will play them :| GALOO YOU ACTUALLY LITERALLY KILLED ME THIS TIMEI’M DEAD

Damn my fancam has over 600 notes. Yall really like the white boy huh For real tho thank you so much 🥺💞 Even though a like is literally effortless for u it still brightens my day knowing people actually like my silly edit 💞

chroniclesofpanem: i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem Literally me all the time

rainbowsandfood: Literally my favorite vine of all time

general booty reporting 4 duty

mind-against-body: happyheretic: curiouslyhigh: nabulungi: lilo and stitch actually is the most depressing film that disney ever made it’s literally about parents dying and a child being forced to raise her younger sister and about an alien coming

These texts are from yesterday but I’ve been so busy today! The use of emojis is ridiculous but it’s literally all we’ve known for over a year, anyway, he makes me smile so hard, my heart actually skipped a beat! I really can’t wait to see him

doelita: yesterday was actually nice. i read in the backyard for four hours

theperksofbeing-a-weasley: Me in the apocalypse.

sans-papiers: itsazombiething: little-marci: lotsalipstick: this is literally what its like being a cam girl I’M SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER OMG THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER

im just going to keep headcanoning that Nepeta is a sub species of troll that can transform into a jungle cat and no one can stop me

darkness-of-the-soul: This picture scares me so much. It is literally the inside of my head, it portrays mental illness so well and accurately that it actually scares me. I saw the caption saying the bottom-left one is anxiety but I think it’s suicide.

tradigitalhollow: This is actually Kakashi though… LMFAOOOOO

howdoitagmyself: ohfugecannada: gallusrostromegalus: greyannis: A gif for Mermay! This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you. I checked the notes looking for these

This picture scares me so much. It is literally the inside of my head, it portrays mental illness so well and accurately that it actually scares me. I saw the caption saying the bottom-left one is anxiety but I think it’s suicide. I had the exact same

howdoitagmyself: ohfugecannada: gallusrostromegalus: greyannis: A gif for Mermay! This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you. I checked the notes looking for these

curiositycentral: r3ckless-emotion: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: Literally me. life I feel like I actually wrote this once word for word.

pathne: This is literally the best type of relationship. This actually made me smile for a few seconds.

#actual picture of me and jen#we literally talked about this seriously how its gonna be

kyleehenke: It’s totally crazy how people say that I look like I’m having so much fun being me, because that couldn’t have been farther from the truth not all that long ago? I literally spent the majority of my life hating myself and being disgusted

gamedot: immovable force: my desperate want for ruby and sapphire episodes unstoppable object: the heartbreak this next particular ruby and sapphire episode will cause me

nosoulforsale:fileformat:when anons think they’re dragging U and u just mass delete ur messages lmfaoits so funny thinking about them literally refreshing your page over and over again but youve deleted the message n moved on w your life

katyamondfische: tonystarkismybff: literally the funniest thing on the internet these are the pinnacle of humor oh god this is actually killing me, i haven’t wheezed this much from laughing in a while

m-azing: rinmemesuoka: OH MY GOD M-AZING REBLOGGED ME ARKOS HET-SATAN REBLOGGED MY CRAPPY MS PAINT ARKOS PIC FUCK FUCK FUCK lol hi, this photoset you made has literally made me laugh for like 3 days straight, good job

prokopetz:“I wish I could make a game but get other people to do all the art and writing and programming and” you literally can. It’s called being the project manager, and all you have to do to get this job is be willing to write all

cruelist: darkness-of-the-soul: This picture scares me so much. It is literally the inside of my head, it portrays mental illness so well and accurately that it actually scares me. I saw the caption saying the bottom-left one is anxiety but I think

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