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You can always tell when I’m sad because I start taking nudes to feel better about myself. How shallow is that?
Hana is treated like absolute garbage on tumblr, I hate it. I can tell when people talk to me about her how they don’t like her as much as the other women. And yeah there was a “Shipping Rules” post back when the game was in Beta, which was full
me: April Fools is today!me: *thinks about fun stuff I can draw for this day*me: wait…1st of April….4th “anniversary” of my fav pet’s deathme:
tbh I don’t even know what exactly Bethesda does wrong because while I do enjoy playing their games, I find it very hard to care about what’s actually going on in them and I literally do not care about any of the characters as soon as I’m not directly
Step (and I can’t stress this enough) on me. With @adult–goth
cudl: monstror: reidsass: friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for
jhopesbitchface: I DEEPLY APOLOGISE TO THOSE THAT TAG ME IN THINGS BUT I END UP NEVER DOING IT
*looks innocent but is actually kinky as fuck*
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
phobias: do you ever realise just how lonely you actually are
adampvrrish:me walking around my room talking outloud to myself about my current obsessions and giving my imaginary audience an hours long speech about it
Can we talk about how I finally found Iron man ice pops and my friend loves me so much, she bought it for me? Also, note how my significant other is not even remotely amused.
conversatanparade: please, if you’re not too busy, just take a minute and look at your forearm just take a good long look at that thing the average length of a (female) forearm is about 9.75 inches long 9.75 INCHES so please, the next time you describe
wolvelihood: #me everyday
joemanjello: barnesandbarton: thorin thorout thorshake it all about we’re thorin flyin there’s not an orc in middle earth that we can’t kill
indevan: intro post I’m actually hiding under my desk at work I’m laughing so hard.
I’m beginning to be convinced that you can’t actually give a shit about me or my issues unless you live at least in a different state from me. Because I can be suicidal and out of control right next to a person and nobody will give a fucking
reallyreallyreallytrying: people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
All Together Now
gunmetals: you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images
genderoftheday: Today’s Gender of the day is: 2008 Pete Wentz Falling down
carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes
dajo42: one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him his pen had stopped working before
forestwildflower: Actual about me
profoundlyimpossiblemoon: i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that
shinjaculate: olidiavalree: mcqueeniechan: Injustice in Lumiose. My sister would do this i actually made it inside but the clothes are so fuckiNg expensIVE
letsallgotothelobby: Tumblr: Remember when cartoons where actually good? Me: ??????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????
Sometimes I have nightmares that I’m still enrolled in school and I just forgot to go to class for 5 years and I’m scrambling trying to figure out how to make it seem like I’ve actually been there the whole time
staypozitive: I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it more. When you constantly tell me you miss me, or get worried when I don’t respond quickly. Because it shows that you actually care about me, and if I truly like you, nothing you do will
cutgrassgetrupees: When people are like “Let’s be friends…?” and I’m like “OF COURSE!” I actually don’t know what to do because how do you friends
souladdict: I can SEE that it’s really hard, but dear, according to my calendar it is not the Relief Day yet. Now be a good boy and dip it in the ice bucket to cool yourself down and then pull the pants up again. It actually surprises me that you are
mizukisdick: toue-company: aobabe: someone talk to me about how beautiful noiz and koujaku were this episode. talk to me about mink actually speaking this episode. talk to me about how they actually gave the jellyfish sing lyrics. talk to me about
what is this fortune cookie trying to imply about me……..
hatin: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
maybe-itdoesntmatterr: localstarboy: I actually like driving alone bc I can listen to the same song 96 times in a row without anyone stopping me 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
gluten-free-pussy: I’ve always wondered, what happens to those geniuses or indigo children who never actually find an outlet for their intelligence? What happens if your genius tapers off as you age and you’re just like everyone else (as in like
moveslikekeithrichards: shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and
skyhighjedi: babycakesbriauna: thelifeofnachos: These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. This will always be golden My childhood Mr. Rogers was actually an ex Marine and has
2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
life is actually sweet
lishadra: mxcleod: mmikan: Here’s information about sexual/romantic orientations and gender identities that I put together! I..I don’t do graphic design, so this isn’t that great. Also, I’m very sorry if I missed your orientation or identity
iwantcupcakes: An actual about me.
hereisatinypotato: As someone who is generally pretty quiet, and has been constantly interrupted and talked over my whole life, I just feel the need to express my genuine love for people who actually listen. People who give me time to talk and promt
21 Signs You Might Actually Be An Ambivert.
botwinn: does anyone actually pay attention to my blog or am i just kind of here
that-stupid-tardis-sound: i hate saying stuff about myself in conversations or even saying “me too” because it feels like i’m always trying to turn the conversation around to make it about me because i’m a self-centered shitstick
bustysister: “Really? It’s me? I’ve been your secret crush this whole time? All those things you were confiding in me about were actually about me? Little brother! That’s so cute! Ohmygod, I just have to suck your dick now, you realize this,
bustysister: “Really? It’s me? I’ve been your secret crush this whole time? All those things you were confiding in me about were actually about me? Little brother! That’s so cute! Ohmygod, I just have to suck your dick now, you realize this,
while reading old facebook conversations from high school I reread all the rumors about me and my anxiety went upppppp and I had flashbacks of things and I did not appreciate but one of the rumors and honestly the main reason I dropped out of my high
sexpulse: i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares
Are you fucking kidding me brklynbreed (Tae?) liked stuff on my Instagram and said they liked my style I think it’s okay for me to die now.
hilarydank: *sees anyone interacting with anyone other than me* wow I guess you just forgot all about me. I guess it was all just lies and I read too much into it but I actually thought you liked me? what a fool I am
*shy but actually a sex freak*
kyleehenke: It’s totally crazy how people say that I look like I’m having so much fun being me, because that couldn’t have been farther from the truth not all that long ago? I literally spent the majority of my life hating myself and being disgusted
thebadgerssett: Little-known fact about me: I love bull terriers, despite not having ever drawn them, so of course I’m thrilled that Pidge owns one o’ these egg-heads. Top doodles were ref’d from various google images.
If anyone’s following me specifically for fic updates, the bad news is that I will definitely not be updating this week as planned. The good news, however, is that an update is coming late because I put the business of writing aside so that I could
Thinking about opening up my submissions so ppl can send me pictures of their pets and food because I could really do with that rn
