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femininepowerblog: She conquered him. She pinned him down. She tied him up. He had no option but to surrender. But, as he will soon find out, this is actually a good thing! In fact, it is the best thing that has ever happened to him!
captainblondes: Me: No he never told me Wife: Yes, twice actually Me: Did you two have sex? Wife: NO!…Are you kidding me? That thing was way to big! Me: Oh my god! So that’s all that happened? Wife: sorta…We did try to have sex at Tiffany’s party.
holy shit…this plot twist might just be the best thing that ever happened then. The fact that it’s selfcest now might actually make intense hate sex between the two palatable to people :O
svtfoeheadcanons: Petition to have Marco actually slipping into Spanish in the show when he’s mad, nervous or arguing with someone. Because that would be the most adorable thing for some reason and we all need it to happen. daronnefcy
bisori: This is the new member that’s going to join U-KISS in June. Stage Name: Jun (준) Age: 17 Birthdate: 22 January 1997 Height: 185cm Weight: 61kg Talents: Singing, rapping, dancing
alovera-k: owlizard: Actual quote from @alovera-k Auuughahghhh- That was so embarrassing! (And little exciting) Of course- while exploring the town at Sizecon right? That’s when such a thing would happen!
the-real-seebs: jumpingjacktrash: pennyapound: Here’s the thing, Hot Fuzz is an action/comedy/thriller spoof that also happens to have a love story between two men. As in actual romantic love. How do I know? Because of Victoria. Most people who
liger-zero-schneider: please do not actually eat detergent pods i know funny meme haha but listen: pods are not normal soap. the detergent is so concentrated that it is highly caustic. some (but not all) things that can happen when you bite a tide pod:
reisartjunk: Your name is SUNSET SHIMMER. You happen to enjoy things that TEST YOUR BRAIN and recently you’ve taken an interest in VIDEO GAMES. You have a fondness for SUNFLOWERS and just think they’re kinda neat. Actually, MOST THINGS SUN-RELATED
thorkizilla: Thor (liveblog) [x] One of the things that I think gets overlooked a lot in fandom is that this is actually a really big deal, what happened here. I have seen so many dismissals of how Thor got a “vacation” on Earth, from so many corners
solarbeans: kirbomatic: christmasblogger: rin-ji: I think this actually the best thing that’s ever been on my dash DID THAT ACTUALLY JUST FUCKGIN HAPPEN He has become oneHe is free fuCIM’M ACTUALLY CRYING HELPRDTJUYFIUIOKLF
8bitbowtie: I was so nervous talking to a man that I have admired for twelve years of my life. The man who let me know as a child that miserable things happen and that’s perfectly normal. The same man who helped me overcome my fear of reading after
itsashleykatchadourian: coral-floral: blazeberg: Does anyone else have problems distinguishing dreams from things that actually happened like sometimes I’ll have a memory of something but I literally have no idea if it happened in real life or a
agefulof: i drew that zev leg the other day and this feeling caught me after like what is this reminding me ofand it turns out it was this and a really specific thing that actually happened in the game
flandusdestiel: thedoctorknows: IS THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE SHOW AND BLOWS EVERYBODY’S MINDS BECAUSE IF SO I’M SO DONE YES THIS THE ACTUAL SHOW THIS IS THE PERFECT REASON TO WATCH SPN
supershrug: kingjaffejoffer: clacl: “mommy how did you meet daddy” well you see he commented on my text post and it was smooth as fuck Things that are going to actually happen in real life. already happening
piyostoria: fwips: /stares into the fading sun This happened to me a lot, but there’s actually a way to save it with photoshop! If the sketch is lighter than the lineart, that is. This is how I do it: When that happens, I flatten the whole thing.
b-griveros: I’m sorry/NOT SORRY ACTUALLY Just imagine all the things that can happen in that vacations Legend of Korra © Nickelodeon
just-shower-thoughts: While you’re dreaming, one part of your brain is making up what is actually happening in the dream, and another part is experiencing those things and is genuinely surprised by everything that happens in said dream.
pizzaotter: the-light-arrow: yourroyalpenis: agent-355: Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network. What the actual fuck What just happened Erm…
somesickcat: reminder that this is a thing that actually happened
koujakuandthediamonds: slam dunk me into a cereal bowl which actually has milk „ , „„ you reading that fic is the best thing that has ever happened to any of uS EVER
mikmik121: Let’s just say that ‘no homo’ was not the first thing on the guy’s mind.
fabulousprize: I don’t actually hate The Beatles music that much but I feel obliged to disparage them as much as is possible in order to contribute to the destruction of the idea that they are the greatest thing to happen to music ever, and are above
ohmygil: kylesquips: kylesquips: kylesquips: awliver: kylesquips: That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao what happened kyle I typed
ohnahchill: It really be tumblr vs real life on here.Stuff yall think that happens in real life and things that actually happen in real life. Because they don’t correlate.
things that actually happened
flandusdestiel: thedoctorknows: IS THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE SHOW AND BLOWS EVERYBODY’S MINDS BECAUSE IF SO I’M SO DONE YES THIS THE ACTUAL SHOW THIS IS THE PERFECT REASON TO WATCH SPN dean looks genuinely surprised
pixelkitties: crackervolley: diaemyung: Just happened to me. I can’t scream during 2 am. uhm, those are actually beneficial to your house’s pest control :|, stupid I don’t care if late-night centipedes are the only thing keeping Lord Voldemort,
skinnychair: These are all actual events. These are all things that have actually happened to Eve and I. This is why I get so angry when guys tell me to just take a compliment. No. No. I do not have to accept that, no person has a right to invade my
The whole Rachel Dolezal thing is just so fucking surreal. Like, this is an actual thing that’s happened in 2015. She wants to be black/Native so badly but doesn’t want any of the problems that come with it apparently. Like, who the hell straight
kylesquips: kylesquips: kylesquips: awliver: kylesquips: That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao what happened kyle I typed out a whole
RaquelSpeaking: skinnychair: These are all actual events. These are all things that have actually happened to Eve and I. This is why I get so angry when guys tell me to just take a compliment. No. No. I do not have to accept that, no person has a right
spooky-buggy: screampoweredkio: remindmeofthe: cashfameandsocialchange: chonklatime: dominic-momanigamanenen: blogsaretough: The funniest thing that ever happened on Whose Line. Goodnight. I am actually crying. TEARS IN MY EYES. This is actually
crystalsoulslayer: Actual things that actually happen on Star Trek. This is not a blooper.(As always with my gifs, want, take, have, use, enjoy.) [x]
kylesquips: kylesquips: kylesquips: awliver: kylesquips: That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao what happened kyle I typed out a
gambitgrl: thefallenimpala: thedoctorknows: IS THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE SHOW AND BLOWS EVERYBODY’S MINDS BECAUSE IF SO I’M SO DONE yes, sweety, this actually happened on the show I don’t know they’re so surprised,
compliquer: annatoldafable: this man is either brave or stupid or both Man Jumps From Space he’s actually really smart like all those things he had to plan out to actually make that happen.. I’d just go with brave. Either way he’s awesome though.
leonibuki: so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw) it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb but don’t worry though we actually
glowcloud:The weirdest thing is that people talk about “coming out” as if it’s this big momentous thing that only happens once while in actual fact it’s something that you do almost every single day every time you talk to a new person every time
It’s got to a point where things are so close to happening and dreams are so close to becoming real that daydreaming and thinking about things that i’m going to do just isn’t enough anymore, i want to actually be doing them. In fact
jensensations: jensensations: wow so the giant pendulum statue at my friend’s college got taken down because students kept getting naked on it and singing wrecking ball actual thing that happened
blkoutqueen: I’m actually really sensitive to the pain and suffering of others. Like empathy off the charts. And I sometimes feel silly for laying awake at night wondering why there are so many fucked up things that happen in so many contexts.
blazeberg: Does anyone else have problems distinguishing dreams from things that actually happened like sometimes I’ll have a memory of something but I literally have no idea if it happened in real life or a dream
Actually, I just looked and somehow I’ve gotten to 2475 followers. How the hell did that happen? Only 25 to go to hit 2500? Dayum, I guess I’m okay at this blog thing after all. I love my followers - y'all should come talk to me so
scotchtapeofficial: kylesquips: kylesquips: kylesquips: awliver: kylesquips: That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao what happened kyle
unfiltered-insanity: abusivedaddy1928: sexymis0gyny: Strip a cunt of her hair, and watch her embrace subhumanity I wonder if that’s true It is. This is actually one of the worst things that can happen to a woman’s psyche. Women actually derive
taciturne: fidei-avi: twenty4mixtapes: cashfameandsocialchange: chonklatime: dominic-momanigamanenen: blogsaretough: The funniest thing that ever happened on Whose Line. Goodnight. I am actually crying. TEARS IN MY EYES. This is actually the
smokerlife: jensensations: jensensations: wow so the giant pendulum statue at my friend’s college got taken down because students kept getting naked on it and singing wrecking ball actual thing that happened THIS IS MY COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!! I’m
grimphantom::starlighttwinkle-mlp:squidbles:i can’t believe it, its really canon 2nd thing that ppl made comics that actually happend this is freaking scary o.o He looks magnificent! This is probably one that a fan nailed it on what could happen
xlinop: personallyvictimizedbymalik: amoying: actual-slut-artemis-fowl: amoying: things that shouldn’t exist: body hair acne getting sick bad things happening to good people olives what the fuck did olives ever do to you olives killed my family
Here’s a confession. The car accident I was in is probably the best thing that ver happened to me. For the first time in my life I feel like I can work on myself and pursue things that before were just thoughts. I feel like I can actually go out of
schfifty-five: jensensations: jensensations: wow so the giant pendulum statue at my friend’s college got taken down because students kept getting naked on it and singing wrecking ball actual thing that happened grand valley, it’s in michigan