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SO I FINALLY WATCHED THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN it was not good but it was basically gay porn without the actual porn so I’m inclined to like it despite how fucking awful it was
I used to be like this until I made the decision to stop being so angry and sad about things - I just wasn’t going to do it anymore. I got rid of the negative…toxic people in my life, and just make an actual effort to be happy. I’m
chakrabot: cocoavalentines: virtuouslyvindicated: sharipep: geejayeff: miltonsong: baronessvondengler: olivia-p-grant: scandalous911: salemgirl0625: torisoulphoenix: thereluctantwife: cocolexilocs: thirstingaintdead: This is an actual quote
misha-bawlins: the moment when your OTP is so canonically gay you don’t remember if it was an actual quote from the show or not
asleepordead: LOL. I ACTUALLY QUOTE THIS EVERY DAY.
this is an actual quote from the undead girl from WoW :3 fast livestream sketch.
Although, actually, on the subject of my favorite scenes in things, I think one of my top faves has got to be this bit in the otherwise dead serious psychological horror “Session 9″ where they inexplicably stumble into like 3 seconds of pure comedy
Not the actual quote, but close enough.
mynameisjazmen:smallherosix:vices-with-virtues:smallherosix:disney-beauty:steampowered-tardis:disney-beauty:Too bad old walt was a HUGE FRICKIN’ RACISTThat’s not true.Actual quote from Floyd Norman (the first African American animator at Disney):
oh-totoro: Actual quotes by Hayao Miyazaki:“I think Tokyo is going to sink under water soon. All those stupid high-rise buildings will sink and maybe all the traffic will be gone. And everything will be peaceful and quiet.”Source: www.scotsman.com
alovera-k: owlizard: Actual quote from @alovera-k Auuughahghhh- That was so embarrassing! (And little exciting) Of course- while exploring the town at Sizecon right? That’s when such a thing would happen!
smallherosix:vices-with-virtues:smallherosix:disney-beauty:steampowered-tardis:disney-beauty:Too bad old walt was a HUGE FRICKIN’ RACISTThat’s not true.Actual quote from Floyd Norman (the first African American animator at Disney): “When I came
the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes
pufflypuffle: the-didnt-think-this-jew: eroticcannibal: Anyway I stan one ally An actual quote from my (now) seven year old after yelling at someone for continuously mosgendering me: what are they going to do dad, hit me? I’m six. I stan your
nentindo: “there is no doubt that darren wilson is responsible for the death of micheal brown, but the inquiry does not end there” an actual quote just spoken in grand jury
anthropwashere: lyinginbedmon: ithelpstodream: out of this world trolling lmao For bonus context, the actual quote they’re citing for this protest comes from Edgar Mitchell (1930-2016), who flew in Apollo 14 and was the sixth person to walk on the
momoppi: happy valentines day <3 these are actual quotes from the game
oaluz: I know no one who has embraced a love ethic whose life has not become joyous and more fulfilling. The widespread assumption that ethical behaviour takes the fun out of life is false. In actuality, living ethically ensures that relationships in
pinupsushi: Actual quote and scene in the previous episode of Samurai Jack… but without the nudity. It’s how I wanted the scene to play out. ^_^ as much as I love this scene. didnt make much sense. I mean when she first scrubbed off that blacken
lol No. Its kind of cute actually.
meme-rage: The sad thing is, i wouldn’t doubt these being actual quotes from the bookomg-humor.tumblr.com Someone should draw Christian grey licking his eyebrow for me
lordaardvarksfm: Recruiting the Blood Pack [2160p] 2160p Bukkake 2160p Clean Hackett: “You even got the Blood Pack on our side. I don’t think I want to know how you managed that.” (Note: I couldn’t find the actual quote, so it’s a paraphrase)
queercuddleslut: “I want to dive in your ass like a McDonald’s Playplace ball pit in the 90’s before they were outlawed.” This is (1) an actual quote of me attempting to flirt and (2) the reason I never get to dive in any asses.
fightingeldergods: “Ah, now, I do know a fair share of Doctors. Seven, give or take. But no, that’s not one of them. I happen to call myself the Doctor, as well, if that helps?” "Ah, mine mentioned there’d been nine faces
gallifreyin: doctor who meme | eight quotes (3/8) Except that implies—in this big grand scheme of Gods and Devils—that she’s just a victim. But I’ve seen a lot of this Universe. I’ve seen fake gods and bad gods and demigods and would-be gods.
thegreatestdragon: is it wrong that every time I see a quote credited to Cassandra Clare I quietly whisper “are you sure?”
diarrheaworldstarhiphop: foxmccloud: i HATE memes *makes 20 more posts about shrek jokes* My hypocrisy coems in layerds like oniom. Shrek yeae 2000 actual quote shrek isnt a meme, shrek is a way of life you fucking dingushead
Yes! I made a statement about the length of my hair and how I felt it needed to be cut, but APPARENTLY MY HAIR IS ALREADY TOO SHORT. “Aren’t lasses supposed to have long hair anyway ”. Actual. Quote.
sulidaesy: Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.
hamiltonesque: “Laurens, Hamilton, please stop staring at each other; there is a war going on over here” –actual quote from George Washington
xtine-daae: celciusdiscourse: augustdementhe: funereal-disease: Thesis: the rise of fanwank and anti culture correlates directly with diminished understanding of what “romantic”, in a literary sense, actually means. It doesn’t mean “this
bluerien: probably my favorite quote from the movie
semper–fortis:West Wing quotes: 1.01
fuckyeahlittleshopofhorrors: titanium-starfish: Can we all just take a minute to appreciate this though. This is a puppet. It’s real, this is actually how big it was, and it took 60 people to operate it. Everything had to be filmed at half the frame
prettyfancy: You know that feeling in your heart? When your heart is just pounding, like it’s actually outside your ribs. Exposed, vulnerable, but wonderful and awful, and heartsick, and alive, all at the same time? Dan in Real Life (2007)
owlizard:Actual quote from @alovera-k
skittydraws: Actual quote from episode 362: ‘Please hit me harder’
sliferthewhydidigeta:Vjump leak new yugioh is called “yugioh VRAINS” Yuusaku: “Nobody will know what a huge card weeb I am if my completely change my hair color and style” (not an actual quote) https://ygorganization.com/sohowisthisnotstandingout/
speciesofleastconcern: lyinginbedmon: ithelpstodream: out of this world trolling lmao For bonus context, the actual quote they’re citing for this protest comes from Edgar Mitchell (1930-2016), who flew in Apollo 14 and was the sixth person to walk
horsenews: mr-cappadocia: Thirteen Girls accuse young man of raping them. Turns out they were not just lying… but they engaged in an active conspiracy to destroy him. Actual quotes from the girls’ social media accounts: He needs to be taught a
matthewsagan: Actual quotes from the presidential candidates about Tumblr.
shanellbklyn: ragernoir: myriadsubtletiess: I don’t think I have ever been more done with Pharrell than I am right now. *deletes all N*E*R*D music + “GIRL” from my iTunes* ACTUAL QUOTE FROM ARTICLE: “It looked very bully-ish; that in itself
I lost my train of thought with where I was with my Gideon the Ninth liveblog (“liveblog”), and now all I can remember is the posts I want to make that involve way too much actual thinking.…Anyone have a section of the book they want me to
benedics-blog: an actual quote.
ariannadanyel:smallherosix:vices-with-virtues:smallherosix:disney-beauty:steampowered-tardis:disney-beauty:Too bad old walt was a HUGE FRICKIN’ RACISTThat’s not true.Actual quote from Floyd Norman (the first African American animator at Disney):
whatjanesays: ticklefighting: potterheadschamber: Floridians during a hurricane. accurate “It ain’t even a Category 3 … the mall is still open.” - actual quote from the last hurricane I was in.
werewolfblake: skywalkerstyle: the real question is why spongebob dialogue fits so seamlessly with drag queens arguing I THOUGHT THESE WERE ACTUAL QUOTES FROM DRAG RACE. I didn’t even question it
inbox: i hate those stupid “friend crushes" where you want so hard to be someones friend
thegayeducator: barricadesinwesteros: allycookies: so apparently there’s a blog that legitimately only exists to boost the opinions of straight people on “gay rights”. an actual quote from the blog’s description: “they can be more effective
eracadenza: actual quote from me 2 my coworker
diamondcitydarlin: “yeah…turtles!” — arthur morgan (actual quote)
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