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z0nesama: studiofow: ggtalon: YES! @z0nesama Finally time for that Zonetan x Fowchan lesbian flashgame? As great as all the 3D models have been so far, I still haven’t seen one that’s accurate enough for me to view as a true 3D representation
sexykimberly: HELLO GUYS, DON’T BE SURPRISED TO FIND ME EVEN BETTER IN PERSON! !!! WITH NEW PICTURES!!! 100% ACCURATE.. FOR THE STRAIGHT MEN THAT KNOWS WHAT THEY WANT..WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD COMPANY WITH SOMEONE WHOM IN ADDITION TO HER PHYSICAL
kittydenied: I was looking for something to post, and I found this photo.. My gag is a little messed up, but I wanted to post it because it accurately depicts what its like for me to be put in storage while waiting for Sir to make me useful… Gagged,
nymphoninjas: Dearest Ninja, This photo does not accurately represent what NymphoNinjas has done for me, but my schedule has been hectic so I’m hoping this write-up will better explain why I appreciate this blog so much. To start off I want to thank
self portrait i drew for this interview it’s very accurate
cranquis: S—t Med Students Say By med students at Johns Hopkins. Well-edited, and quite accurate, and VERY funny. Brought back a lot of memories for me, mostly good ones… :) Thanks to Cranquistador suechu for sharing the link with me!
zapotecdarkstar: mirandasnaughtydreams: mistermultiverse: saltyconch: sasukimimochi: pandanoi: At least that’s how it is for me. basically. Yep. Entirely accurate. Or writing it. “Who the fuck talks this much during sex?!?” O-oh, y-yeah…
aradiaofthemegidos: attackonaang: pockyxmocky: now you know how people with glasses see. WOAH is this how it really is? YES THIS IS VERY ACCURATE A bit bluryer for me but this is about right.
xxxbdsmgifsxxx: I think the very helplessness of being tied this way would make the caning all that much more erotic for me, though it would seem a bit difficult on your part to be able to get in an accurate swing. I’m guessing you would manage
captainfuckbus: nexis89: lemonsharks: sansacinderellalily: brinconvenient: dusterluster: so i started a new book *drags hands down face* fuuuuuuuuuuck OH. OH. OH (it me) MotherFUCKER …this hits home hard for me this is incredibly accurate
k-eke: Because everybody made it and I find it interesting, this is me =D !! A bright smile for you all, thank you for everything ! If one day you see someone who looks like Snoop Dog with glasses, well it’s me x) ! #artvsartist YOU ARE
pyroklutz:soothifying-sounds-asmr: Please Help Me Describe This Sound so I can Accurately Caption It via hattiebag good luck dude i dont think anything could have accurately prepared me for the sound that made content aware scaled Clanger
rifa: dominawritesthings: prokopetz: oudeteron: miriamheddy: oudeteron: bustysaintclair: 18 years ago when I was coming out, y’all made the word “bisexual” so dirty that for years the only word I felt was accessible to me was “queer”,
bhm-whim: that-one-male-feedee: ffa-trash:This is how a feedee’s brain works right? Hmmm, yeah seems pretty accurate. Well it does for me! :)
knotsandwaves: One night, I will wake up at three AM And I will roll over Into your arms. You will rub my back Until I fall back to sleep. I will wait for that.
thewildwolfy: captain-of-thesevenseas: redgart: sketchzoid: pandanoi: At least that’s how it is for me. It’s not always unicorns and rainbows, you guys. u__u So freaking accurate im gonna cry @thewildwolfy This is me
So fuckin’ accurate it hurts. For me anyways.
bonbonsmultiversecruise: ask-cristice: draw a butt for me Lyra: I drew a human butt! I tried to make it anatomically accurate… not that I, uh… think about th-… I DONT CLOP TO HUMANS, FAUSTDAMMIT! XD
honeybpd: my moods change too quickly for me to accurately talk about them, like, when i keep telling you i’m fine even though i was crying ten minutes ago. it’s not as much me trying to hide my feeling or invalidate them, and more me not knowing
greencarnations: cinematicsymphony: This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be. CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE: do not react. at the most,
nothingcanstopthejuggernaut: This is why I am staying as far away from Skylanders as possible There’s, like, several packs of the same characters. No way someone got all these for themself. Just sayin’
These are actually pretty accurate recommendations for me, Steam, thank you
mrgeekonthiswebsite: @artemispanthar trying to get back online Accurate!
fire-plug: Here are some comics I made for this post. It’s a bunch of stuff about vaginas I wish I had known before it happened to me!
gaymerlag: afoolishfigment: chariotdagawd: How most people saw the Red + Blue reveal for Pokemon Sun/Moon: How Tumblr saw the Red + Blue reveal for Pokemon Sun/Moon: accurate Dick me down
gessorly: tyrror: ruingaraf: themarchrabbit: Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason. Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine
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-heichoubutt: it took me a while to name the title caption, at first i was going for expectation vs reality but i come up with majority perspective ….. bonus & here is a bigger version of the top~!
flawfulbelle: immabefearless: I’ve never read a tweet so accurate. flawfulbelle Thank you for always being there. I’ve never fallen in love with anyone but I’m learning to fall for me.
captain-chai: impsexual: Tea comes in two delicious flavors: hot grass water and hot grass water with a stale lemon aftertaste. I fucking love tea but this still made me crack up BECAUSE IT IS SO ACCURATE FOR THE PEOPLE I’VE MET WHO DISLIKE TEA.
zombie-spacer: robotsandmagicalboys: Trying new foods as an adult is an adventure. Will I like it? I hope so cause if I don’t I’m going to eat the whole thing anyways because I paid for it. Hope it doesn’t make me sick either, because then I’m
fyeahjaypark: passatadipomodoro: rockpapercandies: sadeyesb2uty: credit to the gif makers So accurate in so many ways. this gif aint my fav at all…..but yes ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ JUST GET IN ME NOW
fawn-kinq: fawn-kinq: this is it i’m going to play skyrim for the first time wish me luck THERE ARE BEARS THERE ARE BEARS AND THEY ARE ON FIRE AND THEY ARE CHASING ME
saucy-dwen: pissedartwork: pandanoi: At least that’s how it is for me. Same here All those cutesy ‘omg tee hee drawing porn~~’ comics are wrong. This is accurate.
blue-author: note-a-bear: teamshercock: sodamnrelatable: It’s painful how accurate that picture describes my reaction. coffee cake Just half a cup for me.
peopledontalwayssuck: spaceballs-the-official-url: iamparadroid: imgoverdose: Found this in my doctor’s office. seemed accurate. HYPERBOLEANDAHALF “I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared” You probably have ebola. Sounds like WebMD.
notsoplainbutinsanejane: dizzymisslizzi: madhattress330: So. Accurate. Little fact, I don’t like posting pictures of either of them with anyone else. These two are just so perfect together that it’s hard for me to accept anything else. ^^^^ ^^^^^^^
daphnetrodon: dcu: … accurate. Well, for me it’s actually more like
failedhellos:mysteampunkheart:lam681:winmu: scullylovesqueequeg: tamtoee: yeahmicah: thegirlinthesea: spookydatrump: note-inthepages: Accurate post is accurate. Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for
phantomshaman: I believe this sums things up accurately for my girl and I on our weekend. She’ll correct me if I’m wrong… >;) Oh god yes! More please?!
avenging-hobbits: atopfourthwall: beckyhop: aradiaofthemegidos: attackonaang: pockyxmocky: now you know how people with glasses see. WOAH is this how it really is? YES THIS IS VERY ACCURATE Except the blurry part for me is REALLY DAMN BLURRY.
pyroklutz:soothifying-sounds-asmr: Please Help Me Describe This Sound so I can Accurately Caption It via hattiebag good luck dude i dont think anything could have accurately prepared me for the sound that made
aloeviera: jasdavi: thewildwolfy: captain-of-thesevenseas: redgart: sketchzoid: pandanoi: At least that’s how it is for me. It’s not always unicorns and rainbows, you guys. u__u So freaking accurate im gonna cry @thewildwolfy This is me
m-arci-a: daily life of a digital artist: is that a not coloured spot or a stain on my monitor I didn’t save for at least 2 hours god is real my playlist ended 1,5 h ago I’ve been drawing in silence this whole time ‘ “asdf11.png” already exists.
ivymodpone: blinkpen: when ur an anxious mess whose artblock has been going on for quite some time now but ur followers are v patient and haven’t lost interest in u yet wow if this isn’t accurate of me most of the time.
marganite: thanks for the update its summer 23rd for the first year and ive already married shane
felkinamk2: “The next request was me in stockings showing off my ass… such a lewd but accurate request for me… do you like what you see you animal… does your dick pulse at the sight of your request being answered by my plump asscheeks on display…
Derealisation This is a very conceptual photograph for me, as it is a pretty accurate representation of what i experiance when i experiance “derealisation”. In my eyes, i am in focus, and everything around me is behind a veil, or everything
deezyville: animatedmoviesandfacts: The production team for The Prince of Egypt conferred with roughly 600 religious experts to make the film as accurate as possible. The production team for Exodus conferred with 3 White guys who’d admittedly never
that moment when you want to reblog a really accurate thing a friend said but you just KNOW people are going to go up to you and bitch at you for it
unic0rrn-sluts: I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will
lyssamaxiscute: teddycsmoove: ebonybyg: 😂😂😂 Y'all don’t know how accurate this is for me Me on snap
I feel like its kinda silly but I seriously think you can get an accurate feel for my personality by the feeling you get when you hear Beach Boy musicYa’now that chill, goofy feeling? Das me
stevenuniversequotes: (To hot for words) It was easy. I’m a really. Good. Swimmer. Excuse me *flicks water off and gives multiple people heart attacks *
oh my gosh the dragon thing had this describing it anD ITS SO FUCKING ME I CANNOT ‘You look after your friends and tend to their needs. For example, you probably lend your friends money or do favors for them without asking for anything in return. You
northfalls: ”Do I have an intimidating face? Not many men come up to me and give me one-liners.” — Natalie Dormer for GQ Magazine (x)
Ah, it is me again ..sending a lil doodle for yah,cuz the doggy is cuteyorkie <3 (whispersi'mstilllilshitinhumanssoidrawyouthepenguinwtheotheranglewthedoggy):“”“”’^) oMGFGHKFMHJgfjfgGJJim laUGHING bc hes whining at me rn SDGDGFGTHIS IS
staminanspark:me every time i load up a yakuza game
