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“I know I was supposed to stop breastfeeding my son a long time ago, but it feels so good to have him drain my breasts of all their milk. And besides, my husband loves that my absurd breasts have grown so massive - why stop now?”
She knew the drug trial was experimental and said that it may cause “mammary development”, but this was absurd. Her tits were dwarfing her entire body, and leaked milk profusely…
Just a few more steps and my beautiful busty big sister would receive her treat. She had stopped blowing me because she said she didn’t deserve my cum, so now I make her follow increasingly absurd tasks to earn the privilege of sucking my dick.
I looked at my reflection for one ridiculous moment, allowing myself to recognize the absurdity of what I was doing. But it passed and soon I was back to rubbing my tits and mouth on the facet, pretending it was my sexy little brother’s cock.
californiapunk: California Bears by Alex Ramirez POSSESSED TO SKATE So I had this idea of drawing bears doing punk rock things. I call it CALIFORNIA BEARS. It’s stupid and absurd and so that’s where the humor lies, in it being stupid and absurd.
That feeling when your Absurd Questions are met with Absurd Puns and you know your friendship is Absurdly Real
coolthingoftheday: Absurd Animal of the Week: Roti Island snake-necked turtle There are so many ridiculous-looking turtles that I could probably just rename this “Absurd Turtle of the Week” and still be able to keep publishing unique posts for
alanaisreading: I haven’t decided if baby chinchillas are absurdly cute or just plain absurd. They are like 60% head and 20% fluff.
mooncatyao: potion-of-absurdity:a story about a peculiar child XDDDDD GASTER! YOU ARE GENIUS! and…… OMG @potion-of-absurdity follow me !!!! AAAAAAAA ! I love your comic about Gaster, sans and papyrus<3
nomindallthought: christiankeyes: writeitonthewalls: Between absurdism and nihilism… Whatever I like the way anarchism and socialism sounds so I choose my meaning lol. Definitely absurdism. This is what I’ve been looking for.This has been a great
siancore: the-movemnt: Aboriginal activist calls Chanel’s new boomerang “so wrong it is almost absurd” A cool can bag you Chanel’s new spring-summer 2017 pre-collection wood & resin black boomerang. Absurd? Perhaps. Unthinkable?
darksilenceinsuburbia: Nekozushi “Happiness and the absurd are two sons of the same earth,” said Albert Camus. “They are inseparable.” Indeed, absurdity does have a way of instilling happiness in us. Take, for example, Nekozushi, the brainchild
Absurdly Necessary
absurd-pop-song-romance: Jerking off in the middle of a bright sunny day is a fool proof way to make sure I won’t do anything else (he/him)
Absurd Life
jeroenapers:Absurde architecturale situaties in de maquettes van Fotograaf Frank Kunert. Maar sommige zijn inmiddels minder absurd dan je zou denken.
Absurd Tiger
absurd crew
absurd-person-singular: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: this is quite possibly the best post on tumblr What is this
absurd swimming
absurde-y: C’était au beau milieu de notre tragédieEt pendant un long jour assise à son miroirElle peignait ses cheveux d’or Je croyais voirSes patientes mains calmer un incendieC’était au beau milieu de notre tragédieEt pendant un long jour
Absurdly Sexy
absurd-insanity: beautiful
Absurd Existence
Shame Game: Stirland Survivors 2 is out!Another absurdly long update, 22 pages this time! The party enters the halls of heroism (as in they did heroic stuff, not that they died). The bastards continue to be absurdly, mathematically-defiantly lucky.
absurd-person-singular: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: this is quite possibly the best post on tumblr
absurd-person-singular: this is the best thing ive ever seen
absurdly-useful:theconcealedweapon:Even if someone became homeless because of the stupidest choices and used every drug in existence, they’d still deserve food.There are people who have billions. If you’re worried about people having things
