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Me and my brain, on our way to plan a SPN case!fic before we’ve even finished catching up on SEASONS of episodes
fourchambers: primavera // charis featuring: blath - kiff - vex music composed by beach heart ✖ “you smell like breakfast” is what we are absolutely cracking up laughing at in the final seconds These guys are all kinds of wonderful.
I’m going to keep on trying until I absolutely can’t go no further. The time last time was 14 mins. 17 seconds, and this time it came out to be 14 mins. and 5 seconds. Now I just need to start eating better n__n.
Absolutely Ridiculous. I don't paint.
celestialcow: It’s June. I can look at this two ways. Either I’ve wasted 6 months doing absolutely nothing with my life. or It’s only 6 months until Christmas.
i-wuv-virgins: When you’ve planned out a whole story idea in your head and you’re so excited to write it but then you open up a blank word document to begin and realize that you actually know absolutely nothing about it and you’re completely lost
✬star one, me one✬ ✬star two, you two✬
emilyologist:The only bad thing about mashed potatoes is absolutely nothing
dejasquietplace:i really cannot be trusted when it comes to neat looking glass bottles with corks. every time i go to michael’s with friends they have to direct me away from the corner of the store with the bottles. they incite some kind of impulse—
savefrog: Every Zero Escape Game: Protag: Ow, my ass hurts- Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain
talkingsoup: jaxblade: Land Before Time motivates a proper diet 🍃🍃🍃 everyone had a phase as a kid where they wanted to eat random leafs off of trees and land before time is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT responsible for this phenomenon
thealphapigeon:Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something
joshpeck:this changed me as a person
thongsongroyalties: strivingking22: strivingking22: True Romance 😂😂😂 I cannot get over the way this nigga came in the video bruh lmfao 😂😂😂 This shit caught me all the way off guard lmao. It’s 1:30 in the morning. Why is
aintnosuchthingastoothick: blakkandwoke: LOOK AT HER! You cannot tell me she’s not beautiful. Look at her! She’s gorgeous
missbuttercupifurnasty: travistee1: missbuttercupifurnasty: plumpprettypisces: missbuttercupifurnasty: About last night Slay my life shy Stop it, you got me over here blushing 😊😊😊 You are sexy as Phuck!!! Thank you
I absolutely need to do more CrossFit , i have this “ belly donut “ i can’t get rid of ! ;-P How was your day ?? i spent my morning relaxing and swimming in the pool , before work …
chaozrael: Awww. “Neutrum.org” gave me these super awesome pictures they took. xD You can actually see Lockdowns eyes on this one if you zoom in (xD That damn cool helm!) Damn… and our armor looks SO shiny! I love those pictures…More Transformers
koch43: Poster Ink, Megatron (20150713)Megatron with Art Nouveau style background, sketch and ink by me.|∀ﾟ) One day these inks will be colouring, I can’t give you an exact date, but I guarantee they will be finish.
keizama: Drift color by Kei Zama at first I drew this for @fisitronsflame when I went to AutoAssembly 2015. Later, my friend Lei Kagami( @leikagami ) added beautiful Japanese style colors and effects:D (Lineart by me)
kinkykitten-xx:My kink is shy people that are quiet when you first meet them but also love being treated like an absolute slut.
“Absolutely amazing booty!! 😍 loving the tattoos as well 👌🏻 Thank you so very much for submitting”
billcouture:Godzilla 2014, ‘Worship’
After a long day of traveling and a wonderful pride weekend I’m so glad to finally be able to lay on my couch and do absolutely nothing.
E quando eu te toco me sinto feliz por dentro. É um sentimento tão forte que, meu amor. Eu não consigo explicar. - The Beatles
Not having sex makes people crazy, I feel crazy. It’s been almost 2 weeks. Masturbating sucks and is unfulfilling. Tumblr, you help absolutely nothing! Fuck.
*excuse the messy room/bed* Here is a video of my kitten Steve being absolutely adorable<3 *Please don’t delete text or remove source*
I am absolutely melting in this fucking heat lmao
I’m absolutely melting here in Kentucky. Looking forward to winter in Colorado and I even miss winter in Alaska a little.
My reindeer pelt from Alaska is finally here and I absolutely love it 🦌😊
Absolutely Not
Absolutely ferally unhinged
mjenai: dajo42:ohmylaurie:Today in “You can like something even if it’s not perfect” this is my absolute favourite vine of all vines LOL a lot of my fave things…are filled with flaws…..sometimes horrible flaws. but hey *dances*
*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break
fruitypoon: foolsgoldd: I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them. This so much.
gabrielleaulait: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over there house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and
thebagofholding: “man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
rally-dawson: ahh yes the sweet smell of feeling excluded from absolutely everything
gudeboy: when that seasonal depression hits Stuart: [enthusiastic reporter voice] Kickin’ off the ho-ho-ho-holidays, John are you just excited as I am? John: [same enthusiastic tone] I feel absolutely dead inside Stuart, lost all grasp of the concept
jaclcfrost: it’s so awkward being asked “do you really think that lowly of yourself?” because no? of course not? buddy, i was just.. kidding around.. haha, funny, haha? humor, you know? but also truthfully: yeah. absolutely. without a doubt. hold
Ride or die with me
traceexcalibur: “talking about sexism or racism on Tumblr doesn’t solve anything” really? because I am absolutely certain that I am a better, less bigoted person than I was a few years ago and that is most certainly due to the people I
absolutely random
goatmeats: *watches a mother and her baby at the store* *smiles gently* i cant wait to absolutely never have one of those things
rideonmidnightcowgirl: how can you even be a woman without going absolutely batshit insane
i just want to feel absolutely wanted, with no room to wonder about it
broby—dick: The thing about Sense8 is that there is not a single pairing that I don’t absolutely love??? Like how did they do that?!?! I love all of my children and this is such a beautiful show.
crasymofo: IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO SPEND MY DAY LISTENING TO THIS SONG ON REPEAT UNTIL I MEMORIZE ALL THE LYRICS BACKGROUND NOISES DRUM BEAT HARMONIES then you are absolutely right my friend
thingssthatmakemewet:Sleepy time cuddles with bae are my absolute favorite 🥰😍💖@mossyoakmaster Aww 🙈🙈🥰 you’re too cute baby
thingssthatmakemewet:Sleepy time cuddles with bae are my absolute favorite 🥰😍💖@mossyoakmaster Love this picture of us 🥰🥰🙈
The amount of notes this has gotten is absolutely ridiculous
magnumclassics: the moment of absolute and utter despair when u have to wiggle the wire to get ur phone to charge
The Absolute Best GIFs
This photo is actually from spring, but I never got around to posting any of my green hair until now. It was my first time ever dying my hair, and I absolutely loved it! I used Manic Panic’s Enchanted Forest green.
Absolutely Fantastic
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