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femalesruletheworld: Displaying female domination in public! By Mistress Evilyne If you know anything about Me, you will be aware that one of My absolute favourite pastimes is humiliating men in public. We started off gently, with things such as foot
bdsmfetischaus: sahra Profile views: 65739 Fanbase: 2822 About Me hallo ich bin die geile sahra! ich stehe auf alles was nicht ausdrücklich verboten ist! ich bin meinem mann absolut hörig! er ist viel unterwegs und immer wenn er nachhause kommt muss
the-absolute-funniest-posts: #That’s one hell of a pick up line
Random RO fact about me: Out of all the baby mobs you can find in RO, Baphomet Jr. has always been my absolute favorite. It’s too damn cute. QQ ♥
villainous-cenobite: An important thing you should know about me, bitch, is that I absolutely detest disappointment, and that is exactly what you were. I thought that perhaps just for once I wouldn’t simply take what I wanted. I thought it would be
What they say about me: “Such a pleasure to find a girl of this class, she is out of this world with her dance moves.”; “Ms. Abbey absolutely stunned me with her charm, intelligence and oh so natural Beauty.”
tbh while it super disappointed me I do kinda respect the Final Fantasy 7 Remake for being, like, the absolute best and most fun gaming experience I’ve had in a long time for like 99% of it only to full on punch me in the gut while my guard was down
Well, here we are, I guess.Thank you to everyone who has enjoyed my content here on tumblr. Despite the site’s immense downfalls, it really was great to me, and I built an audience here like I’ve never built before. It feels absolutely awful knowing
virgoassbitch: My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao
There’s just something about when a Little tries to say “I love you” with a paci in their mouth that absolutely makes me melt
ashacadence: marsapartment: Everything about this snl skit absolutely slaughters me. The flawless directing, the acting, the music. God the fact that every shot looks like it came from the poignant ending scene in Arrival fuckign murders me I will never
jongene: sekaivevo: robodokis: IMAGINE IF YOU WERE DATING A ROBOT AND THEY GOT CUTELY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING BECAUSE HUMANS ARE MORE DELICATE THAN ROBOTS LIKE IF YOU STAYED UP REALLY LATE AND THEY GOT WORRIED BECAUSE “HUMANS NEED TO HAVE A
kittenfossils: onlyblackgirl: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: nothing about this isn’t extremely terrible. this is just a train wreck. this is awful if the first thing someone told me when i woke up today was “buzzfeed tumblr AMA for benedict
shadows-creep-inside-of-me: Drinking diet coke because I don’t give a shit about my body atm Look at those cute little panties :) and your body looks absolutely amazing!!
fumbledeegrumble: skipperdamned: Me, an imbecile, preparing to go for a walk: “I don’t need to put on powder, it’s cool out, so I won’t sweat.” Chub Rub: “you fool, you absolute buffoon” About me
dumbass-bitch-disease: carnival-phantasm: archangelrebirth: sunshien: i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting Cause it’s Blackface What
swaglexander-the-great: john-please-dont-be-a-bitch: skinnykooked: “Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest
tragicish: pls dont pretend to care about me ??? i might be sad and sensitive but im not fucking stupid you absolute piece of shit
fyliloandstitch: What absolutely kills me about this scene is Nani’s use of the word ‘more’ indicating that Jumba has, at some point, actually made at least one crop circle.
hardandready4twoormore: silverfoxneedsplaymates: bisexual-likesuckingdick: Everything you need to know about me! All of the above! Absolutely! 😏😈
the-endless-storm: dustflier: babyanimalgifs: This praying mantis standing its ground (via) The thing about this that absolutely kills me is the person operating the excavator is gently trying to shoo the mantis away with the giant machine and the
jay-sop: reincarnated-fallen-angel: Recovery in mental health problems nobody talks about: * Questioning diagnoses/ diagnosis * questioning if you need medication * Family/friends putting more pressure on you to not relapse * people being disappointed
blondieblondeee: Thinking about Him ALWAYS turns me on. Love making videos for Him and sending them… Of course, the fact that he loves it and wants me to is really why…. Because he absolutely OWNS me and I always obey him. Although, sometimes I get
roadhonk:I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that
soviet-propaganda-disseminator:Honestly, not to beat a dead horse, but it’s absolutely wild to me that 150 years ago, uptight Brits and the French could go around teaching their colonial subjects that homosexuality is an abomination and in many places
i liked tom goes to the mayor a lot, but i absolutely hate tim and eric awesome show great job. i wonder what that says about me.
Funny story about me and Sufjan Stevens, I absolutely did not believe it when this asshole said he was going to record an album for each of the fifty states. he didn’t believe it when he said he was going to record an album for each of the fifty states.
in kind of cool news, we got a new principal a few days ago. we’ve talked a few times and as I zipped into his office today, he noted that I reminded him of a former student. I asked him if it was a good thing and he said “yes, absolutely.
cancerously: in all seriousness, without getting into specific spoilers, I think the thing that bowls me over the most about the adventure zone is the absolute love and care you can feel in every single piece of it that comes out of it being a podcast
breastforce:So the news of Tuca & Bertie being cancelled was the first time I had ever heard of it, so so decided to give it a shot.And good god, this show is a lot. It’s not the sort of thing that’s for everyone, but it being cancelled is absolutely
hex-girlfriend:forever torn between wanting to be seen as pretty and absolutely hating the idea of anyone looking at me or thinking anything about me ever
sailor-soup: ARTEMIS PANTHAR: You remind me of a bear in a good way though haha THIS IS GREAT I LOVE BEARS. There’s only good things about bears as far as I’m concerned.This is amazing, thanks so much! I would absolutely be a bear is a
ohaimarc: destroyer: rebekkaxmarie: But I am! about me Absolutely me!
roadhonk: I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that
leanconnoli:I know there’s already posts about Sun and Moon imagery fitting Joe and Nicky but I’ve been thinking about it all day and it’s just absolutely sending me. Joe is a big grin in the helicopter and Nicky is a crooked smile in return.Nicky
kaitexpert: me, having a normal conversation: WAIT SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF [extremely weird interest] friend: ………well me: right. you’re right. you’re absolutely,, right. why did I say th
roymustang: you know what i love i love when you find that one character. that character that is your absolute favorite. the character that, just by thinking of them, makes you incredibly emotional. you know that character is the one for you. they’re
Reading news about the violence against the Standing Rock Sioux has absolutely sickened me. I can’t stop feeling like I’m about to throw up. There’s some sort of illegal K9 training company who has used their violent dogs against peaceful protesters
ileftmyheartinwesteros: Reading news about the violence against the Standing Rock Sioux has absolutely sickened me. I can’t stop feeling like I’m about to throw up. There’s some sort of illegal K9 training company who has used their violent dogs
rubberchristine: I know it’s a repost but I just so absolutely love it! Reminds me of a story someone wrote about me …
curvalicious77: Just got these, I absolutely love them, not the ones I’ve been looking for, but totally love these ones too.. Xoxo L OMG!!! I have been wanting these forever!!!!! Please tell me where? Ok enough about me haha. I love this shot more
you know what’s great. when you’re trying to quit drinking and everybody is absolutely appalled at that decision and tries to convince you all night to Drink Alcohol or you’re no funalso turns out i am actually empirically no fun at parties without
marsapartment:Everything about this snl skit absolutely slaughters me. The flawless directing, the acting, the music. God the fact that every shot looks like it came from the poignant ending scene in Arrival fuckign murders me
bogleech:grave–accent:bogleech: Misconceptions and misinformation always bothered me so badly even as a kid, no matter what they were, I absolutely could not stand to catch someone thinking something untrue or distorted without them being challenged
hajime-nii: lonelyantics: a list of things which absolutely disgust me about kuroo tetsurou: he’s in class 5 so assuming all the hq schools use the same system he’s in a college prep class wears his school uniform properly is self-conscious about
grimelords: sex scenes in books are awful because I always flip between them and the author picture in the back and get to imagine this 60+yo guy telling me about whatever this girl’s nipples are doing it’s the absolute worst time
superwholock2013: Meet Nick Vujicic, he was born with no arms and no legs and is, and will continue to be an absolute inspiration to me. seriously, if you are ever feeling down, listen to some of his talks… I guarantee you, you will feel better about
It’s cool to feel like you’re not worth 踰 dollars to someone who is worth absolutely everything to you
And when someone asks about me all you’ll be able to say is that “he loved me with such intensity; more than anyone ever has, and I absolutely destroyed him for it.”The story of our love.
mschivette: allaboutttheforeplay: Its all about the Foreplay Yes Daddy, the sex is absolutely mind-blowing with you, but what makes it that way is your enthusiasm and the way you take control of my body and own me. Mmmm…I love it!
imsorryforlogic: samuraichampu: my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me Absolutely
bismuth:holy shit i-………is pearlswap back on the table?? I could be completely and absolutely wrong about this but hear me out:So in the Movie, Spinel is referred to by the Diamonds as ‘Pink’s Little Playmate’ And ‘lost treasure.”
my finger slipped now the gfs are togetherPS: took me about 4 hours of editing, absolutely worth it and at least i can say that i tried :p(the-water-queer) heythisthis is goodi rather enjoy this