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“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your real body?”
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.” Inspired by this (source unknown).
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
“I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty of is loving you.”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“Without you, my heart feels hollower than Jack Griffin’s suit.”
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.”
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as Jennifer Wilson’s wardrobe.”
“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think about you.”
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has waited for Sebastian Moran.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“Without you, my world is as dark as Laura’s attire.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult than getting Sherlock to follow the rules of Cluedo.â€
“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.â€
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a harder time walking than Sherlock after being drugged by Irene Adler.â€
“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall I prove it?â€
“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used to create Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost.â€
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable, I would recognize you with or without a mustache.â€
“Kiss me until my lipstick is smeared like Emelia Ricoletti’s.â€
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.â€
“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.â€
“If you were 221b, I would never let the illustrator make you drab and dingy.â€
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your beauty, I’d say they’re the same thing.â€
“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could be my bride.â€
“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how you taste.â€
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
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