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Oh, hello there! I’ve got some news for ya. I from Russia, and it means that I must lose one year of my life in army. It’s a law. In 12 hours I’ll become a soldier. But I don’t worry about it. Problem is that I won’t
timaeus-testiflied:radleyarts:A comic about people and anxietyThis is so true that it hurts…
hologrif: do you ever just get viciously jealous about people like no that’s my friend mine
solosalendo:kinda hurt kinda offended kinda not planning on saying anything about it
coltre: I keep thinking about this
allykennedy96:I’m so romantically frustrated. Like I just want someone to lay in bed with me and play with hair and kiss me and maybe touch me inappropriately because I’m also sexually frustrated.
fatwink:any daddies out there wanna fund my makeup shopping spree? Or just a regular shopping spree? I actually do need new clothes because the ones I have are too small… I also need a car and a license and a new laptop because mine is about 4 years
dumbdaisies: “it’s okay if I’m not the girl of your dreams or the one you dance with at prom. I just want to be the girl you think about 20 years from now, while you’re staring at your morning coffee, wishing that you hadn’t poured so much
shavingryansprivates: we’re not talking about this or THIS we’re talking about THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
making people feel good about themselves is so much fun
harryedward:Me: *wants sugar daddy* Old man: *hits on me* Me: I’m calling the police
lindsaylohoean: me: *is tired all day*me: *is wide awake all night*me: *is fucked*
thequeermisfit: Me: *gets anxious* Me: chill Me: *gets jealous* Me: chill Me: *overthinks* Me: chill Me: *gets clingy* Me: chill chill
noisier: my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and sad about random things in my life
effystonedem: I don’t talk about my love for Childish Gambino enough on here
eatingisfab: DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA SCREAM SO LOUD WHEN YOU TRY TO THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE
sassy-spoon: When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda
kingga-xo: I’m the type of friend that’s down to sit in the car with you at 3am and talk about whatever
the-pietriarchy: me in real life: a silent mystery me on the internet: ask me anything I love oversharing im so alive
eatingisfab: reblog if you feel shit about everything in your life but you’re still trying hard to be positive.
spenceromg: “i saw this shit coming and i still did nothing about it” - the story of my life
inkgeek: misswendybird: moistyaoi: kyleehenke: its the simple things in life “this vine doesnt look very funny but why does it have notes” *clicks the audio on*I was wrong THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I think about this a lot
agenderwaterbender: i want: a new tattoo. to be kissed. to not be nervous about my future.
intrude: The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror.
unplatziert: my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am
technicallity: for someone who’s really cold and distant i think about love a lot
cloudbff: Me: depression isn’t bothering me Me: *forgets to eat, either sleeps too much or not at all, feels nothing 90% of the time, doesn’t change clothes for 8 days* Me: positive vibes ✌
pizza: i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10
hoodrach: wartortles: im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
saltfishandbake: people: omg how are you single???? me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if
gryffinewt: PSYCH! i’m about to NUT N: not control my emotions U: unravel into a state of despair T: turn away from god and all light @theonetogo @happybunchoftrees @rageomega
babyryanross: me: *wants to go back to school so I can have a routine again* me: *remembers how bad I get during school* me: fuck
champagnepadre: me: *sees anything* me: me
meladoodle: *forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
cuteosphere: augutsy: the tiniest mouse sitting under a little leaf and thinking about gay porn
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breakfastburritoe: I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree u can leaf me alone I don’t care about ur opineon if u disagreen
gingerhaze: And something about a lizard person.
theblatheringpeacock: waerloghosts: every song is about ur otp if u try hard enough
sillyfili: i cry about two idiot dwarf princes with rhyming names: the blog
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jaclcfrost: do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
thisamazingfutzup: brain: what time is your appointment on wednesday? me: 2:30 brain: you sure bout that, buddy? *receives email re day/time of appointment* me: see! 2:30 brain: you sure? me: checks TWELVE MILLION TIMES just to be safe brain: okay but
taint3edcakes: sonoanthony: kngshxt: sonoanthony: sonoanthony: sonoanthony: How long it take you to save someone’s number? It take me about a week of constant texting A lot of ya are saying “if they fine/pretty/cute” ya would save it quickly
teamnowalls: me considering following a non black person: *searches who they interact with, who theyre mutuals with. what i know about them offhand, what they post vs what they like, how many black people they have on they blog and if they actually give
slimemoth: [AGGRESSIVELY TRIES MY BEST EVERY DAY TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE IMPORTANT TO ME AND I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT]
leighsuschrist:me: hoe don’t do it me: *starts crying* me: oh my god
jimshdun: im a fucking clingy ass person so i love when other people are clingy too like yes please reassure me that you don’t hate me and you actually enjoy being around me
speedlimit15: me going to buy lipstick: “wow this dark red color looks really nice on me” *buys it* *goes home and opens my closet and 4000 dark red lipsticks fall out, burying me, suffocating me, and i am at peace*
kngshxt:me: *texts nobody first ever* me: damn yall dont fuck wit me
friendlysquid:me: *gets upset at you* me: *tells you I’m mad in the most passive aggressive way possible* me: *apologizes for getting upset before you even have a chance to respond* me: *invalidates my own emotions* me: *gets upset at you for not caring
thesolitaryfaery: I get crushes on girls really easily. It’s terrible. Chances are if you’re a girl and you were nice to me more than once I have probably fantasized about holding your hand.
trashrabbits: Me: I’m havin a good night Me: :-) Me: Me: I’m sad again
osakatrade: phone: *is at 2%*me: *reads wiki article about baby looney tunes anyways*
acoolsuggestion: boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..
bpdpenguins: friend: *is being distant with me* me: they probably just need some space or are busy brain: they hate you and want you out of their life me: damn you’re right
daddys-rainbow-princess: I’M BEING A BRAT BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO DISCIPLINE ME AND GIVE ME TIME OUTS AND TALK TO ME IN A STERN VOICE AND SPANK ME. WHY IS THAT NOT CLEAR?
ddistiller: my oral sex skills are about the only good thing i have going for me in life