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audiencezombie: I made this for some reason like a year ago and the only context I can remember was Dwayne the rock lobster It’s been 3 years and I still don’t remember any context aside from “Dwayne the rock lobster”
lunatrap: more, gifs :) today was my birthday :) im 24 now, my friend nina invited me to lobsters :D so i eated lobster for the first time in my life, and crab soup :D yumi! https://twitter.com/Luna_Trap https://www.facebook.com/LunaTrapLR
sir-daddy: ikaythegod: djsdoingwork: Red Lobster Suspends Black Employee After Racist Couple Leaves ‘N-word’ On Her Receipt (Photo) A young, black employee who endured racism at Red Lobster has been suspended by the company. According to reports
jtotheizzoe: Ever thought about where your guts are? I have. We’re all basically upside-down lobsters. It’s a weird thing to think about, but it’s true. Anyone who’s eaten crustaceans has observed this. When you crack into a lobster, or shrimp,
behindthefoodcarts: Sam’s Famous Lobster Roll. It is Maine lobster lightly tossed in warmed butter on a toasted bun.
leonkumquat: when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank they’re married now
s-t-a-r-c-o: All of the versions of the wand In order: New wand, Original wand, Pilot wand, Queen Butterfly’s wand, Lobster Claw’s wand #1, Lobster Claw’s wand #2, Ludo’s wand (in his daydream), Wand shard.
targuzzler: the waiter at red lobster: so do you want the lobster special or something else? me: hmmm let me think my best friend bender from futurama, reminding me about my seafood allergy:
arthurhia:autisming:sugimoto-reimi: sugimoto-reimi: when u think about his soulful brown eyes… him [ID: a photo of a glaborous fan lobster; a type of slipper lobster that is off white with many red dots, giving its body a pink hue. it has circular
paradisemantis: dailytoci: Lobster Jr. figured out the suspended moss balls so much quicker than our old lobster. He also spent most of his time hanging from the bottom munching on the moss. Happy shellboy.
propheticfire:jaubaius: Art Car with singing fish and lobster The above caption egregious omits that the fish and lobsters are singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
roughrimjob: FUN FACT ABOUT LOBSTERS: They don’t age, they just continue to grow bigger until they are killed. If we didn’t kill/eat lobsters, they could grow to indefinite sizes. daz wassup
raaaaaawrimmadinosaur: Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it. CROSS DRESSING SATAN-LOBSTER
sixpenceee: Here’s an interesting fact: One out of every 50-100 million lobsters are split colored. The colors usually range from one side being black to the other being orange, red or blue. Many times split-colored lobsters become hermaphrodites,
the-future-now: Holy shit. On Monday, Wayne Nickerson reeled up his traps to find a lobster with an electric blue shell. Photos of the unusual catch immediately went viral, and for good reason. Blue lobsters — especially bright ones, like this —
gregwuzhere: lucidnee: I’m about to go eat some Rob lobster biscuits y'all want some? I’m jealous, I love those I reblogged this before I realized beyonce about to have wait times long as shit at red lobster lol
beyhive1992: Sales up 33%, garnering more than 300k tweets, first time in brand’s history (Red Lobster)http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/08/a-beyonce-mention-sends-red-lobster-sales-higher.html Fuck Red Lobster, I want Fogo de Chao
bon-appeteats: Commission for an Altoids Chewing Gum pond tin with a blue lobster, a tiny school of fish, and an axolotl. Details: The lobster, fish, and axolotl were handmade from polymer clay. This means the animals are NOT real. The water is a clear
natgeofound: Two girls dressed as lobsters participate in the Lobster Festival in Rockland, Maine, September 1952.Photograph by Luis Marden, National Geographic
“It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank, you know, holding claws.” Phoebe Buffay - the ultimate Ross/Rachel ‘shipper
totallynotagentphilcoulson:ikaythegod:djsdoingwork: Red Lobster Suspends Black Employee After Racist Couple Leaves ‘N-word’ On Her Receipt (Photo) A young, black employee who endured racism at Red Lobster has been suspended by the company. According
r-ichbxtch: pettylifepresident: sleepwalkwitches: robcanvas: youwish-youcould: open-plan-infinity: Beyonce: When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster Drake: Lobster and Céline for all my babies that I miss #STAYWOKE LMFAO BYE
the-star-stuff: Monster Triplets Inhabit the Lobster Nebula That is NCG 6357, also sometimes called the Lobster Nebula. It’s a massive star-forming cloud around 8000 light years away, located in the constellation of Scorpius. The picture was taken
coolbreathofashes: jwallsjoystick: life as a cute lobster: an autobiography Hey guys, Lobsters on the menu tonight 👌🏻
strangevibezz:howthehoolychillz: ikaythegod: djsdoingwork: Red Lobster Suspends Black Employee After Racist Couple Leaves ‘N-word’ On Her Receipt (Photo) A young, black employee who endured racism at Red Lobster has been suspended by the company.
pinkiepiebones: nicosound: IT LOOKS LIKE A PISSED OFF LOBSTER WELCOME TO RED LOBSTER TODAY’S SPECIAL IS GO FUCK YOURSELF
justnoodlefishthings: archiemcphee: The Department of Extraordinary Lobsters is putting on their Giant Lobster Claws to celebrate the discovery of this magical moon lobster, recently caught by fisherman off the coast of Maine. The pearlescent lobster,
connoisseurusveg: Heart of palm and smashed chickpeas take the place meat in these vegan lobster rolls. Super easy to make and perfect for summer lunches! Recipe: https://www.connoisseurusveg.com/vegan-lobster-roll/
vivaillajams: ikaythegod:djsdoingwork: Red Lobster Suspends Black Employee After Racist Couple Leaves ‘N-word’ On Her Receipt (Photo) A young, black employee who endured racism at Red Lobster has been suspended by the company. According to reports
sg-lbc: wrecknician: justnoodlefishthings: archiemcphee: The Department of Extraordinary Lobsters is putting on their Giant Lobster Claws to celebrate the discovery of this magical moon lobster, recently caught by fisherman off the coast of Maine.
Lobster Johnson Says Trans Rights Or Else
lobster-lover:little quick thing. i know how to wield a pen and paper sometimes
femminiello: king-dra: femminiello: he who fights lobsters must see to it that he does not become a lobster himself. yeah but why would you want to fight a lobster if you live in new england you may not have a choice
they found me again
patrollin4bolin: double-0-honeybadger: doublewhorls: Lobster Mobile Phone Case I can totally see a teacher asking a student why they’re carrying around a lobster and then that awkward silence after hearing, “It’s not a lobster. It’s my
lobster-in-the-ink: Erich Fried
lobster-lover: happy 10 years to bacon pancakes!!!
lobster-love: lovestepsonthemoon: no show should be longer than 5 seasonswhat show have you watched where you are like “oh yeah season 7 definitely was the best one” FRIENDS. I LOVE SEASON 7 OF FRIENDS.
Lobster skin
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lobster-lover:aah i love men
lobster-lover:back at it
livelegatolagrange: sg-lbc: wrecknician: justnoodlefishthings: archiemcphee: The Department of Extraordinary Lobsters is putting on their Giant Lobster Claws to celebrate the discovery of this magical moon lobster, recently caught by fisherman
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