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People (especially on kik) seem to forget this is a couples blog.
He finally listened to MCR! I mean.. he’s not that super into it but he figured there are a couple of people who would get a kick outa him finally getting the reference. Plus, it’s a nice jacket. Buy Me Coffee | Commission Me | Check Out the Store
OKAY so two separate people wanted to see my painted whore face, so here we go.
krazyhippo66: This is my “Wednesday birthdays are the worst birthdays but at least I look cute in every room of the house” look Oh my god you’re so small. :D
My Mijo was gettin it last night, dancing to ‘4 My People’ by Missy Elliott. Twerk it Youngblood! (Taken with Instagram at Panda’s bamboo forest)
people keep commenting that my sherlocks look like spike spiegel and i am inclined to agree john wanted to be jet black but lestrade already called it
My letsdrawsherlock entry is really lazy this time haha~I’m originally from a small town in Ohio, but I’ve lived several years now in Silicon Valley, working for a web company. San Jose is very much an entrepreneurial culture; pretty much
beckyloves: ive gotten a lot of people saying that i must have tiny hands with photos like this but, i really dont. i have thin hands, very femininebut long fingers, my hands are bigger than most of my female friends hands. dont h8.
cldrawsthings: uhm so just a psa please do not claim ANY of my gemsonas as your own even if you’re just joking. Those are gems i made for myself, they are MY children, and they’re very dear and personal to me, so i’d appreciate people not saying
Uh. Not to be rude or anything (I’m mostly just really, really confused), but to some of the people who have followed me recently… you realize that Eren and Historia are my NOTP, right? Like, you can follow whoever you want, but you probably
madi is my super cool TA
so I came super fucking hard last night (like non stop fucking and squirting for 5 minutes straight. maybe more like 7) and passed out. now my sleep schedule is fucked again. yay
My arse is really sore, it’s super entertaining
rock-my-boatey:Golden
My least favourite part of halloween is the sudden abundance of badly tagged gore/body horror art/porn :p it just seems to appear outta nowhere on blogs that don’t usually post anything like that :/
My little brother and his black lab mix puppy are here. I’m so happy
You are my home
pizzafallon:People keep asking me for my wishlist. So here’s one.
My comic for the Hannibal fanbook Banquet! I drew this ages ago before S2 started, and the book is finally in peoples’ hands so now I can post it :)) I remember really enjoying drawing this; it was a fun challenge to draw dudes I wasn’t used
Aaand to balance out the creepy angel of punishment, have Jace! Out of the four main angel characters, he acts the most “human,” and is initially the nicest and most understanding one when it comes to interacting with people. And yes, these
My side blog just keeps gaining more followers and my main?? Loosing them like crazy.
godtricksterloki: ninjas-of-the-silent-village: superadorablephil: twerkdatstrider: Oh crap they found me out This is my life howhow do you know Wow spot on. I can’t tell you how much I hate being asked if I talk. You all make me sad and annoyed.
My makeup skills are finally at the point where people are telling me I look pretty and I just want to smudge it across my face and scream at them.
sropped my wallet
my family just got back from a 2 week long road trip and one of the first stories my little sister tells me is how they went to this one restaurant that had a waiter and waitress who both happened to be named Jamie and after they left my little sister
astridnyx: siriusish: please don’t speak over people with cognitive difficulties/disabilities. sometimes its like we’re fighting against our brain as we force it to think of what to say and say it correctly, while most abled people can easily phrase
MY MOTTO……LONEWOLF SON!
touchmykittykat: burn-me-down-to-the-ground: littleselfia: equalistsfuckshitup: story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says ‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’ and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’
blighght: The difference between cat people and dog people, as explained by Tumblr.
my mother touched my koujaku plush and i just got so panicky.orz
ah yes, the holidays. the time of year where i actually have to give my phone a passlock because unlike people i only ever occasionally talk to at school, i actually can’t trust my family to not go snooping through my phone. happy holidays.
that-lady-of-mischief: thepharaoh: thesteffie: shutupanddrinkcoffee: luffykun3695: clevergirl: coffee-cigarettes-and-cinema: People without big boobs: OMG I WISH IHAD BIG BOOBS People with big boobs: can’t run over sexualized cant wear tank tops
GODDAMMIT SORACHI! I ALMOST DIED OF HEART ATTACK ON THE FIRST PAGE HERE, AND I HAD TO PUNCH MY BED AND CLOSE MY MOUTH NOT TO SCREAM CUZ IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HERE! DAMN I KNEW, COMING FROM YOU, YOU WERE GONNA PULL SOME IDIOTIC SHIT TO RUIN
happpily: hearteyesharry: MY MAD FAT DIARY: A Masterpost Set in Stamford, Lincolnshire in 1996, My Mad Fat Diary follows the story of 16-year-old, 231 pound girl, Rae, who has just left a psychiatric hospital, where she has spent four months. She begins
humansofnewyork: “My father died when I was six. He drowned on a fishing trip. My mother had to raise five of us in North Philadelphia. I remember being twelve years old and going to a market on the corner. My mother had sent me with a note, asking
boobs-and-blondes:Make ur girl so happy that people ask why she seems happier Keep your girl so happy people always complain to her “you too cheerful”
My therapist’s office believes in asking patients what they liked most and least about each session. Since I have no problems with how my sessions go, my answer for what I like least is pretty much the same thing every week; I deeply resent that
My white mom always talking about my brothers hair and my hair, saying its a mess. WOMAN THIS IS OUR HAIR WE ARE BLACK. Being adopted by a white woman sucks sometimes
my dog made friends with another dog who is apparently a bad influence?? i don’t mind because he doesn’t really get along with any dogs or people except my other dog and she’s very old and can’t play with him as much
just-shower-thoughts: I think the biggest difference between atheists and religious people is that atheist would change their minds if god proved real, believers would not if god proved inexistent.
bjorkfr: The Observer | The Guardian : ’Even venture capitalists understand our future is in nature’ “The pressure only comes from people who want you to repeat yourself and we have shaken off those people,” […] “The only ones
vinebox: Old people hearing about people dying
calellon:tumblr is so dirty for introducing you to the most amazing people you could ever imagine and then putting them right on the other side of the planet
painwithoutinjury:i hate when people call me on the phone like this is for my mom only…. Okay but fr.
lolita-syndrome: ideotheque: millenniumfalconteahouse: timelady-of-221b: joeeatspeople: yesidolikecoatsbigtime: Types of people who romanticize small town life: People who didn’t grow up in small towns #THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
pls help a girl out and ask me questions/send me messages so I dont attempt to save more unimportant video game people
im v sad and I just want to cry and im not like devastated or something happened im just sad because my body says ‘you deserve to be punished bc in a few days its official that you didnt get pregnant and we hate you for it’ so im off to cry and maybe
my computer is janxed like some shit and I tried to borrow my brother’s external hard drive because I wanted to watch some movies he had and he told me “remember to remove it safely so it doesn’t get corrupted cause it has important
ronaldkn0x: cute people cute people with horrible personalities
kisu-no-hi: Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created
when you see people admiring an artist and it turns out you actually knew that artist personally and you have so much dirt on them to expose how much of a terrible person they are and you just laugh to yourself
daddys-chaton-noir: don’t touch my hair when it’s the feeling I wear don’t touch my soul✨ when there’s a rhythm I know don’t touch my crown👑 they say the vision I’ve found don’t touch what’s there when it’s the feeling I wear
My Interview is NUMBER ONE!!! @ The People Of Kink
kirkwallgremlin:making ocs is so funny, especially when you get so attached to some and not to others?? it’s like yes these people live in my head and I love them. I love that one the most though.
yuyuuyuyuu:never let your loneliness drive you back to toxic people. read that again.
My battle tag is Jeniii#11261 if ya wanna add me on battle.net and play with me!! I accept all friend requests because i love to play with other people yes yes
I had to draw a reply to that Rock For People video by Skrillex… This pretty much sums it up.
My kink is when people follow my purchase instructions correctly
My game is so weak guys
my kink is cute boys saying ‘fuckkkkkk’ in response to my pictures