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i was tagged for the year of selfies by @bhoneypot and @yixingsgrl and if y'all thought i was gonna use good selfies u played urself lol@rapkingbbh @byunbaekhyunsheaux @merryutasmas @chamgmin @yeogibuteora @kjonginswife and @r-velvets … pls do it lmao
My sexy and super cool older brother actually came to talk to me at the party instead of avoiding me like he usually did. Not only that, but he even started flirting with me. He was good, too, but it turns out he was just joking. I wonder if he knew that
You thought Mistress was only joking when she said she was going to dress you up like a girl and loan you to a gay male S&M couple for a week.
So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, but… Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I can’t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportive and
Taekwoon: Was LR a joke to you Ravi: no ofc not we’re having a comeback soon i promise hakyeon: say no more
powerfuldarkmagic: I was heartbroken when my girlfriend, Lauren, broke up with me. She’s such a sweet girl. I was desperate to get her back. I heard about a witch who enjoyed using her dark magic. I wasn’t sure if it was a joke. She had a reputation
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest
my friend was complaining after school about how she didn’t get any posts in any school societies and how all of them went to people who already had posts in other societies. She was saying all this while her hand was on a lamp post so I told her
lesbenny: lesbenny: not to di.sco.ur.se but ace/aro ppl and their struggles shouldnt be treated as a joke do me a huge favour and unfollow/block me if you disagree pls and thanks
janet-yan: youjustgotberned: bekkahmercury: uneed2stop: pixiemoon42: breewhat: harknessavagrant: raptorific: fandomgeek: fuckyouackles: oh my god I thought the last one was a JOKE, jfc THE LAST ONE IS NOT A JOKE. REPEAT THE LAST ONE IS NOT
Pretty sure Eren is the last person that would make jokes about someone losing a person dear to them by titans, even if that someone was Jean.
millionfish: So remember a while ago when I joked about making a caejose doujinshi?? Well it wasn’t a joke laughs even tho it’s just sketchily done in photoshop. If I may be blunt it’s all embarrassing yaoi so pls don’t look if that isn’t
The smoke was rising from the after match of the destroyed family home. The fireman sat next to the man who cowered in front of his house breaking into tears. “I sorry sir, there was nothing we could do for them. It was just too hot.” The
brokebish: bootyball-z: timemachineyeah: an-gremlin: When I saw this I thought it was some kind of joke about how white the movie is but nope that’s the actual cast. WELP 2 black ppl ok fucking hell this is awful
okamiandlinklover: Joking Victim-August 28th Poor Sadie :(
ebilflindas: In case you’ve never seen it before, this is what the training video was referencing
OK but how cute was Steven in this episode? Like, the whole episode. He’s so cute. All the singing and what not.
oreides replied to your post: anonymous said:I know that feelin… rebecca mentioned that sadie is like who rebecca was in college, and i totally see that, especially with this episode and sadie’s feelings. actually ive totally been there and
oreides replied to your post: oreides replied to your post: anonymo… also idk i dont feel like they had sex, i feel like they hung out together all night, but i guess i can see how it was implied. i just think sadie feels close to lars and lars
keepbeachcityweird: Beach City was on fire today! The whole boardwalk! Some blame teenage hijinks, but I know the real culprit: The Ghost of William Buford Buchanan, Beach City’s Most Notorious Arsonist! He set a record 335 fires in the summer
raveneesimo: Here’s an extended part of one of the scenes I did for “Joking Victim” with Steven and Sadie taking orders at the counter. Just a short extra character interaction that unfortunately got trimmed out for time. It was fun doing it anyway
How can you sit there and eat pizza?Do references count as jokes? Because that’s what this is (to Silent Hill 2, for those unfamiliar with it). This was one of the first things I thought after watching the episode.
SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK TODAY AND FREAKED BUT I KNEW IT WAS FAKE BEFORE I CLICKED THE LINK. NOT TO WORRY JUSTIN IS STILL IN TOOL!
Mora - Las Lindas - Wishing Well - Cartoon PinUp Commission Well, superstition is not that bad when you look at it from my angle :) This is Mora Linda, commission for @chalodillo. She’s the main character from his comic Las Lindas. It was a
tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal: anyankaleigh: baddiebey: this is like my fave joke okay that shit was good.
alienby:The best joke in doctor who is when they put on “classical music” and it’s toxic by brittany spearsThey did the same joke in 1965 involving The Beatles.
queenhettienne: Someone finally notices Hannibal’s cannibal jokes.
mid-daydelusions: gregwuzhere: mid-daydelusions: gold I had to remember she’s Jewish now before I understood it pretty sure the joke is actually that the new testament is just a bunch of noncanonical shit man made up because they dug ‘the word
peachemojimami: halharl-infigar: jackmeatington: thighetician: everydayfixxx: lividlovers: 11-11-1992: aaliyah-appollonia: car-crashhearts: theliesofrello: sexynakedblackguy: shaylahatesyou: sexynakedblackguy: I’ve unfollowed 5 people
itssilver1995: as she was coming out of the shower, she was teasing , joking me , told her to get on the bed and show me more, even she was still wet from shower she followed, asking like this ? showing me her sexy rear but not in full view, so I give
beast-mo-d: Just to clear things up. I knew who the anon was all along, and he was just joking around. what a little bitch, I bet that anon was some loser shota
intertwined-and-overrun: tayisoutofthewoods:officialannakendrick:iguanamouth:this mug i bought has a cat sitting at the bottomgoodbye kittyI’M SO MAD I mean I was hoping that was the joke that was coming and I would have been disappointed otherwise
keepingloveinthefamily: I couldn’t believe the things Mom was willing to do for me. When I told her if she wanted more sex with me .. that I was her Master and she would be my sex slave .. I thought she was only joking when she said .. YES! anything
ironicdavestrider:small penis jokes are:a reinforcement of hypermasculinization (seriously it’s not “feminist empowerment” to degrade someone the same way that dudebros do)transphobic and cissexistintersexist we get it, you’re terrible at insults
grapeson: stfueverything: wire-hangers-never-again: Please tell me this is a sick joke… Fuck you Mark. I wish it was a joke Piece of shit
My father just told a mother that she needs to be a better parent because her daughter (who isn’t even two) took her keys and put them in her diaper “like a stripper” Yup. This is the man that raised me. Sexualizing toddlers for fun.
People act like every word out of Joan Rivers mouth was a joke. When she was on the street using racial slurs to TMZ, that was just a stand up routine? When she wished death on innocent Palestinians, just warming up for her set? Even so some of her
aeon-fux: probably my second fav joke in spongebob is the one where squidward is like “well then who was flickering the lights?” and the lights flicker and it pans over to Nosferatu and they’re all like, “Nosferatuuuuuu!”, and he smiles, idk,
nothingman: chrssy: womb-raider: Yet another white woman using the struggles of black women in the media as a fucking joke. *rolls eyes* …she was born in South Africa. maintains dual citizenship, she is literally African-American
I know my dad says he’s sometimes joking, but I’ve been shamed for my food choices since I was a child. No wonder I’m the way I am. Thanks for that.
nyannerz: NEW holiday themed video very cool No I am not affiliated with Fakku, it was just jokes. The whole video is a joke. Funny comedy. Anime cartoon humor. Sexy nakey butt.
thisisyourcheatingwife: Your girl had heard the rumors about your friend Todd - everyone was always joking about how big his dick was. So when you went away on a business trip she was straight on the phone to him, making up some bullshit excuse for why
maahammy: gbpocket: dickjacker: intensional: ALL THESE MOVIES ARE COMING OUT IN 2015 IM SO EXCITED is this a joke? who in their right mind is excited for ted 2 None of these are going to be good wait i thought this post was a joke…….are people
I knew the tumblr April fool’s joke was a joke but I clicked on it anyway because I’m beautiful and know what I’m doing. sorry, haters!
spongeboobkinkypants: araneaserket: snoop dogg changed his name to snoop lion jfc i thought this was a joke and then i looked it up Fuck! It isn’t a joke! Singing reggae?? :/
I googled world funniest joke and this was it
bbcendsthewhiterace: no-mercy-interracial: http://no-mercy-interracial.tumblr.com/ Gina joked the other day that she needs to take a break from BBC because one wasn’t enough anymore. I know it was a joke because she’s upstairs getting fucked by
I would say Joking Victim was the start of Crying Breakfast Friends.
thesonicscrew: harperhug: roselikesenglish:vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he
byufan1875: coolwillsmith73-blog: Wow that was great. I was just joking about inviting my 3 male coworkers up to my room for drinks after the bar closed. Drinking always gets me horny and I think they knew it. Once one man touched me it was game on. Thank
couchqueenie: My gut has filled in a little since I was doing “joke” workout videos to show off how out of shape I had gotten. Now I don’t even do the joke workouts. I’m just fat as fuck.
ofdarkestdesires:Open RP Starter: Beat the Heat[[Do not Reblog unless you intend to RP and have read my rules]]Summer in the Fire Country was no joke—there was a reason it was called Fire Country and not the literal desert to its east. Anko groaned
porrimmaryam: jimhensonreject: porrimmaryam: alchemizing shenanigans took up a fairly big chunk of homestuck and it was 100% worth it Alchemy was, no joke, originally my favorite part of the comic and I feel like something was lost when characters
msimpossibility: I was watching @jen-iii and @l-sula-l‘s weekly review stream and made a terrible joke about ruby and sapphire ordering drinks as a bar i was obligated
ikimaru: so everyone was like draW IT DRAW IT and I.. ok my inbox is full of jar of dirk jokes dammit guyss ahah aand added part 3 B) I’m not sure what happened #he’s free
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Killing Joke - Dawn of the Hive.I just found out KJ released an album in 2015 i was unaware of (!) And damn, it’s great so far
imnot12: I swear this was an actual conversation that happened in my real life. The guy was dead serious, he was not joking at all.
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