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6 SHOTS LATER YOUR DRUNK WIFE WAS FUCKING THE COLLEAGUE SHE HAD WARNED EVERYONE ELSE OF..
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You ask me to come and collect your drunk whore ass from a party at 2 in the morning and you thought you wouldn’t have to pay for it? How naive you are little one.
He fucked your drunk sex and took photos..
Your wife said that she invited you to come to our toga-party with her and you said: “Naw, I’m not going to hang around with those losers. I’m going to stay home and watch the game.” Don’t expect her home tonight, asshole.
Your night is done, son
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“Damn you got hostile fast” Yeah bitch you’re trying to convince my drunk husband to drink pure soy sauce. Motherfucker don’t come into my house trying to put me down. I will fucking bleed you.
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